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i like cashwork
also venice has a few spots that don't have texture, so you can see the out of bounds of the map
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3003450580&tscn=1689215242
Long before the update, cashworks existed, however barely anyone paid any attention to it, because no one thought much of it. The map was designed specifically to be advantageous to the Red team. Why? Because in that vault, there is a valuable greater than even gold and diamonds. The cashworks ceo obviously doesn’t want you touching it. The more red wins, the more money (cash) he makes. However, barely anyone played it. That’s when he had a devious idea.
He decided to partner with certain community servers like opras petrol station and Uncletopia to impose cashworks. People never really played it, however it was generating cash at an exponential rate. With competent teams, it was impossible to push through to get to the vault.
Years of storing money and now the cashworks ceo has the greatest idea ever. He saw the blogpost and decided to begin a devious plan. He has generated a lot of cash from the people playing it, to the point he was a multi trillionaire in secret. Valve said the update was going to be November 4th and was gonna include fan favorite items and maps like the math blaster and koth_bagel.
The cashworks ceo was getting desperate for the update, but then had an idea and jumped on the opportunity. He used 4.5 billion dollars as a bribe to valve to add cashworks into the game, and release the update on July 12, rushing it. The update came earlier, but now cashworks has been added officially.
Not only it is the combination of wutville and dustbowl without any of the charm in it, but also it was made to be difficult to push through so red always had an advantage. This is to protect the money, and to make a lot more money.
Cash will now be king, and as he generates more money exponentially, he will begin a complete cashworks takeover. It will start with more cashworks maps, then cashwork merch will be released, then more and more cashworks will be released. Cashworks will even begin spreading to other games.
Eventually cashworks will become a super corporation that will sell everything, however with the Cashwork brain chip in everyone, people will spend cash in order to work, effectively turning jobs around. Cashworks ceo will then become president of the US and then rename it to the United Cash of Works. Then, he will dissolve the government with cash, and then force them to work somewhere else. The cashworks ceo will begin construction of real life cashworks depots to play cashworks in real life as long as you pay cash.
The ceo of cashworks will then send icbms everywhere and then convert those countries into Cashwork depots, making him eventually infinite cash.
Cashworks is evil and we must stop it. The map is awful and the purpose is awful, and therefore cashworks must be vaporized