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[Dapper]

　　先帝创业未半而中道崩殂，今天下三分，益州疲弊，此诚危急存亡之秋也。然侍卫之臣不懈于内，忠志之士忘身于外者，盖追先帝之殊遇，欲报之于陛下也。诚宜开张圣听，以光先帝遗德，恢弘志士之气，不宜妄自菲薄，引喻失义，以塞忠谏之路也。
　　宫中府中，俱为一体，陟罚臧否，不宜异同。若有作奸犯科及为忠善者，宜付有司论其刑赏，以昭陛下平明之理，不宜偏私，使内外异法也。
　　侍中侍郎郭攸之、费祎、董允等，此皆良实，志虑忠纯，是以先帝简拔以遗陛下。愚以为宫中之事，事无大小，悉以咨之，然后施行，必能裨补阙漏，有所广益。
　　将军向宠，性行淑均，晓畅军事，试用于昔日，先帝称之曰能，是以众议举宠为督。愚以为营中之事，悉以咨之，必能使行阵和睦，优劣得所。
　　亲贤臣，远小人，此先汉所以兴隆也；亲小人，远贤臣，此后汉所以倾颓也。先帝在时，每与臣论此事，未尝不叹息痛恨于桓、灵也。侍中、尚书、长史、参军，此悉贞良死节之臣，愿陛下亲之信之，则汉室之隆，可计日而待也。
　　臣本布衣，躬耕于南阳，苟全性命于乱世，不求闻达于诸侯。先帝不以臣卑鄙，猥自枉屈，三顾臣于草庐之中，咨臣以当世之事，由是感激，遂许先帝以驱驰。后值倾覆，受任于败军之际，奉命于危难之间，尔来二十有一年矣。
　　先帝知臣谨慎，故临崩寄臣以大事也。受命以来，夙夜忧叹，恐托付不效，以伤先帝之明，故五月渡泸，深入不毛。今南方已定，兵甲已足，当奖率三军，北定中原，庶竭驽钝，攘除奸凶，兴复汉室，还于旧都。此臣所以报先帝而忠陛下之职分也。至于斟酌损益，进尽忠言，则攸之、祎、允之任也。
　　愿陛下托臣以讨贼兴复之效，不效则治臣之罪，以告先帝之灵。若无兴德之言，则责攸之、祎、允等之慢，以彰其咎；陛下亦宜自谋，以咨诹善道，察纳雅言，深追先帝遗诏。臣不胜受恩感激。
　　今当远离，临表涕零，不知所言。

[kbw]

I just translated this and it gave me this;
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Late emperor did not venture a half and Mean Bengcu today under the third, Yizhou Pibi, this sincere despite the critical autumn too. However, guards of the minister in the relentless, Tadashi forget the body on the outside who cover chase late emperor of Shu Yu, quoted in His Majesty desire. Cheng Yi opened St listen to light late emperor left behind Germany, restore Hongzhi Shi of gas, should not sell ourselves short, allusions of justice, in order to plug loyal remonstrance of the road also.
Palace Fuchu, both as a whole, Zhi penalty rank, not similarities and differences. If those who commit crimes and for the loyalty of good, should pay Yousi On the punishment reward to His Majesty Ping Zhao Ming Li, not favoritism, so that differences within and outside the law also.
Sijung Lang Guo Youzhi, Fei Yi, Dong Yun and so on, euphemistically real good, Zhi Zhong considered pure, simple pull is to the late emperor left His Majesty. Stupid things that the palace, no matter the size, noted the consultative and implementation, will be able to benefit Buque leakage, have Guangyi.
General to the pet, sexual activity Shu Jun, intelligible military trial in the past, the late emperor Yue can call it, is a rather controversial move pet to Christ. Stupid things that camp, noted the consultative, will make the line array harmony, the pros and cons too.
Pro-Xian Chen, far villain, this is also the first Chinese and so prosperous; pro-villain, far from Xian Chen, Han thereafter so left leaning too. When the late emperor, each with the minister on this matter, not a bad idea sigh hate to Huan, Ling also. Shi Zhong, Shang, Eliot, the army, the minister noted Liang Zhen dead knots, May the letter of His Majesty pro, the Han Dynasty of the lung, can also be the day on.
Commoner, Gonggeng in Nanyang, Gouquanxingming in troubled times, no smell of the princes. Late emperor not to Chen dirty, rustic bent from the vain, the three Gu Cao Lu Chen in among the consultation Chen Yi when the world of matter, by the gratitude, then Xu Xiandi to Quchi. After overturning value by any on the occasion of the defeated army, ordered in between distress, Seoul to twenty year carry on.
Late emperor known minister cautious, so temporary collapse sent Chen Yi event also. Since ordered Suye worry sigh, fear no effect entrusted to injury late emperor of the Ming, Lu crossing it in May, in-depth barren. Today the South has been set, Bing Jia is enough, when the award rate of the armed forces, the North Central Plains, Shu dried dull, throw into confusion eliminating traitors fierce, Xing Fu Han Dynasty, also in the old capital. This minister reported that the late emperor and loyalty so that His Majesty the ministry also. As appropriate, profit and loss, into the faithful words, the Yau, Yi, allowing the office also.
His Majesty entrusted Chen Yi Xing is willing to fight enemy complex effect, the rule is not effective minister of the crime, to sue the spirit of the late emperor. Without Heungdeok words, the responsibility Yau, Yi, Yun and other slow to Chang the blame; His Majesty should be matched self-seeking, in a consultative Suwa good way, Chana Ya statement, deep chase late emperor Testament. Stipendiary minister greatly appreciated.
When away from this, temporary table Tiling, I do not know said.
what is this

[Dapper]

Originally posted by inc:

I just translated this and it gave me this;
Inst full !!!
Late emperor did not venture a half and Mean Bengcu today under the third, Yizhou Pibi, this sincere despite the critical autumn too. However, guards of the minister in the relentless, Tadashi forget the body on the outside who cover chase late emperor of Shu Yu, quoted in His Majesty desire. Cheng Yi opened St listen to light late emperor left behind Germany, restore Hongzhi Shi of gas, should not sell ourselves short, allusions of justice, in order to plug loyal remonstrance of the road also.
Palace Fuchu, both as a whole, Zhi penalty rank, not similarities and differences. If those who commit crimes and for the loyalty of good, should pay Yousi On the punishment reward to His Majesty Ping Zhao Ming Li, not favoritism, so that differences within and outside the law also.
Sijung Lang Guo Youzhi, Fei Yi, Dong Yun and so on, euphemistically real good, Zhi Zhong considered pure, simple pull is to the late emperor left His Majesty. Stupid things that the palace, no matter the size, noted the consultative and implementation, will be able to benefit Buque leakage, have Guangyi.
General to the pet, sexual activity Shu Jun, intelligible military trial in the past, the late emperor Yue can call it, is a rather controversial move pet to Christ. Stupid things that camp, noted the consultative, will make the line array harmony, the pros and cons too.
Pro-Xian Chen, far villain, this is also the first Chinese and so prosperous; pro-villain, far from Xian Chen, Han thereafter so left leaning too. When the late emperor, each with the minister on this matter, not a bad idea sigh hate to Huan, Ling also. Shi Zhong, Shang, Eliot, the army, the minister noted Liang Zhen dead knots, May the letter of His Majesty pro, the Han Dynasty of the lung, can also be the day on.
Commoner, Gonggeng in Nanyang, Gouquanxingming in troubled times, no smell of the princes. Late emperor not to Chen dirty, rustic bent from the vain, the three Gu Cao Lu Chen in among the consultation Chen Yi when the world of matter, by the gratitude, then Xu Xiandi to Quchi. After overturning value by any on the occasion of the defeated army, ordered in between distress, Seoul to twenty year carry on.
Late emperor known minister cautious, so temporary collapse sent Chen Yi event also. Since ordered Suye worry sigh, fear no effect entrusted to injury late emperor of the Ming, Lu crossing it in May, in-depth barren. Today the South has been set, Bing Jia is enough, when the award rate of the armed forces, the North Central Plains, Shu dried dull, throw into confusion eliminating traitors fierce, Xing Fu Han Dynasty, also in the old capital. This minister reported that the late emperor and loyalty so that His Majesty the ministry also. As appropriate, profit and loss, into the faithful words, the Yau, Yi, allowing the office also.
His Majesty entrusted Chen Yi Xing is willing to fight enemy complex effect, the rule is not effective minister of the crime, to sue the spirit of the late emperor. Without Heungdeok words, the responsibility Yau, Yi, Yun and other slow to Chang the blame; His Majesty should be matched self-seeking, in a consultative Suwa good way, Chana Ya statement, deep chase late emperor Testament. Stipendiary minister greatly appreciated.
When away from this, temporary table Tiling, I do not know said.
what is this

GREAT!!!!MY MAN!!!!!
THIS IS A SECRET FILE OF A PLAN TO INVADE AMERICA

[kbw]

Baiting in a next level.

[Dapper]

Wait what about sexual activity?....
OOOOHHH GONE SEXUALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[Krinkov]

Dapper pls

[Dapper]

Originally posted by Krinkov:

Dapper pls

Ok just feel a bit too CRAAAAAAAZY TONIGHT

wait lemme go get the ancient Chinese Dao lecture

[Dapper]

道教教祖老子把“道”作为宇宙本体、万物规律，是超越时空的神秘存在，以“道”为基点建立道教的神学理论体系；老庄的神秘主义和养生思想所形成的得道成仙思想为道教的核心信仰。注重修炼养生，老子、庄子提出的清静无为、见素抱朴、坐忘守一等修道方法，被教徒所继承发扬。
战国中期的齐国兴盛起了尊崇黄帝和老子的黄老道教，西汉前期的统治者推崇无为而治的黄老之学，造就了“文景之治”的盛世。汉武帝后，黄老学说走向民间，与方仙道合流成黄老道，由政治信仰转变为宗教团体。孔孟的儒家思想被道教所兼容，构成宗教伦理道德的主体；墨家尊天明鬼、兼爱互助和科技方术等思想与内容，被道教涵盖；《易经》是道士的基本经典，易学理论渗透到神学哲学、符箓丹道和斋醮科仪各方面；先秦道士邹衍的阴阳五行学说，也为道教理论的重要组成部分。[2] 两汉黄老道教的《太平经》宣扬气化天地、天人合一、天道承负、乐生好善，以“太平世道”为目标。东汉丹鼎道派魏伯阳的《周易参同契》将易学、黄老、火候三者参合，总结发展了道教的养生炼丹术。
西汉景帝中元五年(公元前145），陕西咸阳道士茅盈及其弟茅固、茅衷于句曲山采药炼丹，济世救民，百姓感其功德，遂改山名为“茅山”，茅氏三兄弟被称为茅山道教祖师。三茅真君得道于茅山，开茅山道派。早于五斗米道的创立近300年。[3] 汉末军阀张鲁伪称其祖张陵于东汉顺帝年间，在蜀地鹤鸣山自称老君“授以正法，命为天师”，炮制其祖孙三张立教说以惑众。实际上是由被张鲁杀害的张修建立五斗米道（天师道），尊老子为教祖，奉《道德经》为基本经典，[4] 修行符箓咒祝、三官手书。后篡教成功的张鲁在汉中建立了地方割据的短暂政权。[4] 灵帝时期，黄老道教徒张角在中原地区创立太平道，以《太平经》为主要经典，在疾疫流行时用符水咒说为人治病，发展了几十万信徒并建立三十六方来管理。张角在184年领导发动了黄巾起义，遭受统治者的镇压而失败，太平道销声匿迹。

[Mimmy]

wtf is chinese doing here lol

[Dapper]

Originally posted by Apples:

wtf is chinese doing here lol

Racist!!! Taaaake thiiiiiisssss
MMD,我从没见过长的这么有考古价值的.
幼稚园程度的高中生，先天蒙古症的青蛙头，
圣母峰雪人的弃婴，化粪池堵塞的凶手，
非洲人搞上黑猪的后裔，阴阳失调的黑猩猩，
被诺亚方舟压过的河马，新火山喷发口，
超大无耻传声扩音喇叭，爱斯基摩人的耻辱，
和蟑螂共存活的超个体，生命力腐烂的半植物，
会发出臭味的垃圾人，"唾弃"名词的源头，
每天退化三次的恐龙，人类历史上最强的废材，
上帝失手摔下来的旧洗衣机，能思考的无脑袋生物，
损毁亚洲同胞名声的祸害，祖先为之蒙羞的子孙，
喷出来的口水比sars还致命，
一大学生最低奋斗目标：农妇，山泉，有点田。
骑白马的不一定是王子，他可能是唐僧；带翅膀的也不一定是天使，他可能是鸟人。
不想吃天鹅肉的癞蛤蟆不是好癞蛤蟆!
男人靠的住，母猪能上树!
比遇见一个泼妇更让人头痛的是...同时遇见两个泼妇。
长的丑不是你的错，可是出来吓人就是你的错！
你这个幼稚园程度的高中生，先天蒙古症的青蛙头；
你这个圣母峰雪人的弃婴，化粪池堵塞的凶手；
你这个非洲人搞上黑猪的后裔，阴阳失调的黑猩猩；
你这个被诺亚方舟压过的河马，新火山喷发口；
你这个超大无耻传声扩音喇叭，爱斯基摩人的耻辱；
你这个和蟑螂共存活的超个体，生命力腐烂的半植物；
你这个会发出臭味的垃圾人，“唾弃”名词的源头；
你这个每天退化三次的恐龙，人类历史上最强的废柴；
你这个上帝失手摔下来的旧洗衣机，能思考的无脑袋生物；
你这个损毁亚洲同胞名声的祸害，祖先为之蒙羞的子孙；
你这个沉积千年的腐植质，科学家也不敢研究的原始物种；
你这个宇宙毁灭必备的原料，连半兽人都瞧不起的半兽人；
你这个10倍石油浓度的沉积原料，被毁容的麦当劳叔叔；
像你这种可恶的家伙，只能演电视剧里的一陀粪；
你比不上路边被狗过洒尿的口香糖；
就连如花都美你10倍以上；
你要想找女朋友得去动物园甚至要离开地球；
如果你想要自杀只会有人劝你不要留下尸体以免污染环境；
你摸过的键盘上连阿米吧原虫都活不下去；
你喷出来的口水比sars还致命；
如果你装可爱的话可以瞬间解决人口膨胀的问题；
你要是耍酷装帅的话人类就只得用无性生殖；
白痴可以当你的老师,智障都可以教你说人话；
只要你抬头臭氧层就会破洞；
要移民火星是为了要离开你；

[Mimmy]

Originally posted by Dapper Cadaver:

Originally posted by Apples:

wtf is chinese doing here lol

Racist!!! Taaaake thiiiiiisssss
MMD,我从没见过长的这么有考古价值的.
幼稚园程度的高中生，先天蒙古症的青蛙头，
圣母峰雪人的弃婴，化粪池堵塞的凶手，
非洲人搞上黑猪的后裔，阴阳失调的黑猩猩，
被诺亚方舟压过的河马，新火山喷发口，
超大无耻传声扩音喇叭，爱斯基摩人的耻辱，
和蟑螂共存活的超个体，生命力腐烂的半植物，
会发出臭味的垃圾人，"唾弃"名词的源头，
每天退化三次的恐龙，人类历史上最强的废材，
上帝失手摔下来的旧洗衣机，能思考的无脑袋生物，
损毁亚洲同胞名声的祸害，祖先为之蒙羞的子孙，
喷出来的口水比sars还致命，
一大学生最低奋斗目标：农妇，山泉，有点田。
骑白马的不一定是王子，他可能是唐僧；带翅膀的也不一定是天使，他可能是鸟人。
不想吃天鹅肉的癞蛤蟆不是好癞蛤蟆!
男人靠的住，母猪能上树!
比遇见一个泼妇更让人头痛的是...同时遇见两个泼妇。
长的丑不是你的错，可是出来吓人就是你的错！
你这个幼稚园程度的高中生，先天蒙古症的青蛙头；
你这个圣母峰雪人的弃婴，化粪池堵塞的凶手；
你这个非洲人搞上黑猪的后裔，阴阳失调的黑猩猩；
你这个被诺亚方舟压过的河马，新火山喷发口；
你这个超大无耻传声扩音喇叭，爱斯基摩人的耻辱；
你这个和蟑螂共存活的超个体，生命力腐烂的半植物；
你这个会发出臭味的垃圾人，“唾弃”名词的源头；
你这个每天退化三次的恐龙，人类历史上最强的废柴；
你这个上帝失手摔下来的旧洗衣机，能思考的无脑袋生物；
你这个损毁亚洲同胞名声的祸害，祖先为之蒙羞的子孙；
你这个沉积千年的腐植质，科学家也不敢研究的原始物种；
你这个宇宙毁灭必备的原料，连半兽人都瞧不起的半兽人；
你这个10倍石油浓度的沉积原料，被毁容的麦当劳叔叔；
像你这种可恶的家伙，只能演电视剧里的一陀粪；
你比不上路边被狗过洒尿的口香糖；
就连如花都美你10倍以上；
你要想找女朋友得去动物园甚至要离开地球；
如果你想要自杀只会有人劝你不要留下尸体以免污染环境；
你摸过的键盘上连阿米吧原虫都活不下去；
你喷出来的口水比sars还致命；
如果你装可爱的话可以瞬间解决人口膨胀的问题；
你要是耍酷装帅的话人类就只得用无性生殖；
白痴可以当你的老师,智障都可以教你说人话；
只要你抬头臭氧层就会破洞；
要移民火星是为了要离开你；

racist? i myself a chinese too i am just wondering why would anyone post chinese stuff here

[Krinkov]

My Chinese blood is getting triggered

[Mimmy]

Originally posted by Krinkov:

My Chinese blood is getting triggered

iron is goody

[Dapper]

How am I not banned yet

[Mimmy]

Originally posted by Dapper Cadaver:

How am I not banned yet

now i will summon B|O|D BODBODBOBDOBDBOD YOUR BEERS ARE HERE COME GET NOW BODBODBOD there i just did some chinese incantations lol

[789it789]

If I'm not banned, you're generally safe.