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FaelisongTalim 拥有 Team Fortress 2

2014 年 8 月 16 日下午 9:45

How to Force Valve to nerf the Gunslinger.

Hey everyone, it's Pewdiepie, and today, we'll be going over the popular MOBA Indie Game GTAV remake of Metroid, Team Fortress 2.

Keep in mind that this guide will ONLY work if you've downloaded the Ron Paul DLC and haven't upgraded to Version 1.8.

First, you must travel to the lands of the MLG Montage Amusement Park. There, you MUST ride the green rollercoaster. Any other ride will get you noscoped. From there, you must avoid the incoming projectiles by using your PlayStation 2 Sixaxis. REMEMBER TO PICK UP THE RULE 34 MAGAZINE, HOWEVER. IT IS VITAL TO GAMEPLAY LATER ON!

After you've reached the end of the rollercoaster, be careful, as MLG 360 Noscope Dendi, the popular CS:GO Casual will be waiting for you with his Fade Kremit Knife. In order to defeat him, you MUST use Concheror to become as fast as sanic. There, you will break the sound barrier, everyone will accuse you of being Rainbow Dash and burn down the amusement park due to prejudical rage. Dogde through the burning Ferris Wheel and REMEMBER to NOT get stuck on in traffic. Matt and the Moderator team will arrest you for public masturbation, unless you pay the court the fine.

After that, you must take the secret Warp Zone found in TC_Hydro. You'll see it when all TF2 servers are running TC_Hydro at once.

Then, warp back in time to fight the Miniboss, the 4th Doctor. Kill him by throwing an R2-D2 disguised a Dalek and then take his Chronoscarf. You can sell this later on for Skill Tree upgrades.

After you've arrived on September 16, 2013, proceed onwards to the Forum Town Hall. There, talk to the man with a protesting sign. He will give you a copy of the "Revert Sticky Jumper Nerf" Pamphlet he made. Then, you must stay until October 29, 2013. THEN, you MUST kill the man who made the "Remove Magical Mercenary" Petitioner in order to travel back to the future at 88 Miles per Hour.

After that, race back to resupply. However, you'll notice a Demoman spamming the spawn doors. This is where the magazine comes into play. Give him the Rule 34 Magazine and watch as he suicides by blowing himself up. Then, you can enter the Resupply. However, there is 0.2% chance he will ignore the Magazine and continue to stickyspam. Then, your only option is unbox more CS:GO Crates so you can get an Unusual Knife to kill him.

In Resupply, take out your extremely ♥♥♥♥♥♥ Macbook Pro and open up Microsoft Word. You need to edit the Petition so that "Revert" is removed and "Mini-Sentry' replaces "Sticky Jumper". You may need to spellcheck, though Spell checking lowers your Defense for One turn.

Then, your final quest begins.

Head to the TF2 Forums, and post your petition there. Now, prepare, because the test of your skill is about to come.

Gather all your weapons, Flame Shields, and Popcorn. You will need to fend off against the same 30 jackasses that hang around the forum.

Once you've bored everyone to death, An Angel from Gabe Newell's Toilet will read your petition, ascend to the heavens, and proceed to nerf Gunslinger.

Congradulations, you've achieved the Gunslinger Ending!

Don't ask, I got bored

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koimeiji

2014 年 8 月 16 日下午 9:45

Magnificent.

Pwnage Peanut 拥有 Team Fortress 2

(已封禁) 2014 年 8 月 16 日下午 9:46

gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8 plz fel8

最后由 Pwnage Peanut 编辑于; 2014 年 8 月 16 日下午 9:46

Shark Guy

2014 年 8 月 16 日下午 9:46

WTF did I just read?

Pwnage Peanut 拥有 Team Fortress 2

(已封禁) 2014 年 8 月 16 日下午 9:47

引用自 B.L.O.S SharkGuy2043：
WTF did I just read?

How to Force Valve to nerf the Gunslinger.

dalttran

2014 年 8 月 16 日下午 9:47

inb4 DLC for Phlog Ending

Luna

2014 年 8 月 16 日下午 9:48

TL:DR

Vens

2014 年 8 月 16 日下午 9:48

good job m8 ( headshot )

FaelisongTalim 拥有 Team Fortress 2

2014 年 8 月 16 日下午 9:52

引用自 JackReaper：
TL:DR

Well, Guides are supposed to teach you how to play League of Legends. Not my fault this is TF2 We're talking about :(

Luna

2014 年 8 月 16 日下午 9:52

引用自 {GKR} :leev:og "Im Sorry"：
引用自 JackReaper：
TL:DR

Well, Guides are supposed to teach you how to play League of Legends. Not my fault this is TF2 We're talking about :(

When did that game come into this? Also Im going to read this all.