Death battle pulled a matpat.

[K-PUNK]

So I just saw the cancerou- I mean amazingly satisfying death battle of tracer vs scout!




I wanna kill myself.



Post what you hated about it as a reply, pls I don't get food if you don't


And remember kids, if you do drugs, you go to hell, before you die! Pls

[Full_Metal_Meme]

Tf2 community after scout lost.

And most likely Overwatch community if Tracer lost.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qS7nqwGt4-I

[Full_Metal_Meme]

JąЌ€ ţh€ ď€ʍ๏ɲ $ℓą¥€ℜ původně napsal:

It's high noon původně napsal:

Tf2 community after scout lost.

And most likely Overwatch community if Tracer lost.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qS7nqwGt4-I

it pisses us off because we were hyped, and they poorly researched, but eh
http://mcgasher.deviantart.com/art/DEATH-BATTLE-PREDICTION-Tracer-VS-Scout-629182045
this is the real ♥♥♥♥ here, so i wont cry like a ♥♥♥♥♥.

Hyped about a blatant cashgrab?

No wonder you are dissapointed, because you actually believe Youtubers care about facts anymore.

[Daisies {bagel}]

Realistically speaking, scout should have won. He's significantly faster and his weapon is significantly stronger. Her time powers don't matter when the default scattergun can 1 shot her, and he can easily catch up to her after she runs out of blips.

[Full_Metal_Meme]

JąЌ€ ţh€ ď€ʍ๏ɲ $ℓą¥€ℜ původně napsal:

It's high noon původně napsal:

Hyped about a blatant cashgrab?

No wonder you are dissapointed, because you actually believe Youtubers care about facts anymore.

Yup....
eh, am still happy that someone made
a full research that is 100% accurate, and made scout wins :B1:

Well, I'm happy someone catered to your bias.

[JolyJew СлаваУкраине]

JąЌ€ ţh€ ď€ʍ๏ɲ $ℓą¥€ℜ původně napsal:

Jolly Jew původně napsal:

"thanks for exposing yourself of being a 12 year old"
uh... how did i expose myself? all i did is brought some points,
taunts are NOT joke mechs,
plus you cant move while taunting, and the "solid gameplay facts" are basically mechanics.

you exposed yourself by calling me an idiot.

taunt kills were made as a joke because of they were canon. the scout would kill anyone with a single hit from the bat.
the heavy would never use his minigun and just kill people by pointing them with his fingers.
the engineer would use his guitar as a melee weapon.

hell even it taunt kills were canon. he has to stands still FOR FIVE SECONDS to deal damage with the thing.
tracer has to be mentally handicapped to get killed by someone who stood still for 5 seconds, inteald of shooting him in the head

[No emaN]

Are you people upset about someone's assumption who'd won? Trash like this is supposed to be cleaned up, not kicked around until it's in everyone's sight.

[CandyhH]

They said death battle meth will make you cool
They lied

[JolyJew СлаваУкраине]

JąЌ€ ţh€ ď€ʍ๏ɲ $ℓą¥€ℜ původně napsal:

Jolly Jew původně napsal:

you exposed yourself by calling me an idiot.

but
you're one, you ignored what i said about scout, and you believe that taunt kills are a joke, if they're, they wouldn't deal much damage, or even exist, and in that video, tracer had infinite blinks, and survived a homerun which deals 500 damage, while scout was just walking, and poorly aimed, and they ignored all of his arsenals.

the video is not even out yet. so for all i know its a just a crappy fan-made ripoff.

and i don't care about surviving home run because A. tracer could not b this stupid to be hit by homerun to begin with.
B. homerun is not a canon ability. and is ingame as a joke.

[yattadaro]

Jolly Jew původně napsal:

taunt kills are not canon abilities.

if only things in animations are canon, Heavy's Showdown was seen in Meet the Soldier.

[Lil Wompy]

Tbh. Wtf was the scattergun?

[JolyJew СлаваУкраине]

GoToTheSettings původně napsal:

Jolly Jew původně napsal:

taunt kills are not canon abilities.

if only things in animations are canon, Heavy's Showdown was seen in Meet the Soldier.

the heavy's TAUNT was in the animation. he never actually killed anyone with it.

JąЌ€ ţh€ ď€ʍ๏ɲ $ℓą¥€ℜ původně napsal:

GoToTheSettings původně napsal:

if only things in animations are canon, Heavy's Showdown was seen in Meet the Soldier.

and pyro's tauntkill in meet the pyro

he used it on a dying enemy and it wasn't even a taunt back when the pyro update was released, the cool move with the scorch shot BECAME a taunt afterwards

[vindicta feet smeller]

Where is the video?

[BushElito]

Jolly Jew původně napsal:

GoToTheSettings původně napsal:

if only things in animations are canon, Heavy's Showdown was seen in Meet the Soldier.

the heavy's TAUNT was in the animation. he never actually killed anyone with it.

JąЌ€ ţh€ ď€ʍ๏ɲ $ℓą¥€ℜ původně napsal:

and pyro's tauntkill in meet the pyro

he used it on a dying enemy and it wasn't even a taunt back when the pyro update was released, the cool move with the scorch shot BECAME a taunt afterwards

What is wrong with taunt kills?
What's next, scout double jump should also be disregarded?

[Biggest Boss [Knockout]]

Thanks původně napsal:

Hopefully this time the tf2 community will actually ignore it and not make it such a big deal.

If only

[Scout]

I don't understand Tracer supporters. They blame scout for being less realistic because of his double jump and radioactivity symbol on bonk or crit a cola. He may be less realistic but is time travelling realistic enough? Or laser pistols? Or are a marine who uses a laserproof armor? You are right, Harambe's on battlegrounds are also too realistic. We must be so idiot to support that unrealistic jumping and cola addiction.

Did I mention how he kills enemies by hitting their heads with a baseball bat? So unrealistic! In real life, people uses giant modern mauls and knightly armors to kill each other!

Overwatch rulez.

The message above was intended to be written to transmit personal opinions of sender but later became satirical post, don't blame me.