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Thread of dumb hat ideas.
ever had an idea for a dumb/cursed hat? say no more. I will steal- I mean borrow some ideas in this thread for hat ideas which I will sketch artwork out for. plus I just like hearing waht weird hat ideas we can come up with. maybe a workshopper will swing by and make it, ya never know. post the weirdest and stupidest hat ideas you can think of.

RULES: don't put racial slurs in anything, no blatantly NSFW things like ♥♥♥♥ shaped hats (but dirty jokes are accepted), and please try and only submit stuff that could fit into the game somehow. unusual effect ideas are also accepted. also stop with the poop jokes, amogus references and fortnite crap, overused. this is for memes not cringe. I want dumb hat ideas not peabrain's idea of good hat ideas, god.

here's some examples:
Hat: the Texan Ten-Thosand Gallon. a hat for engie that gives him a very long twelve gallon hat like doug dimmadome's.
Unusual Effect: Hit The Bricks. a bunch of bricks with physics pelt the player on whatever part of the body the unusual cosmetic is equipped at.


This thread is 2 years old wtf
Last edited by 『M.P. Firebrand』; Apr 11, 2024 @ 11:09am
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♥Peachboy♥ Apr 20, 2022 @ 3:12pm 
The Garbage Getup: Think the banana hat, but the Righteous Bison
Last edited by ♥Peachboy♥; Apr 20, 2022 @ 3:12pm
Originally posted by DoktorCurry:
The Garbage Getup: Think the banana hat, but the Righteous Bison
Bananatron 5 million
If you want some dumb ideas for hats look no further than the Winter 2021 Cosmetic Case, with 4 elf hats, 3 deer horns, 2 Christmas trees and a partridge in a pear tree.

https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Mann_Co._Supply_Crate/Active_series#Series_.23135_.E2.80.93_Winter_2021_Cosmetic_Case
Last edited by The Impractical Engineer; Apr 21, 2022 @ 5:43am
charbway Apr 21, 2022 @ 6:12am 
poop hat (hat made of poop)
OrangeKRUSH Apr 21, 2022 @ 2:38pm 
potassium bonnet but again
Make a 'hat' that removes the head
ricethecool Apr 21, 2022 @ 3:43pm 
The imposter
Turns your character into among us
ricethecool Apr 21, 2022 @ 3:45pm 
The squizzy wizbanging cockney bloody 2 pound chips and sandwhich queens ead cocking splotched doodad crispy cruncher munchy sploinky delight

Makes your character bri’ish
Violent Randy! Apr 21, 2022 @ 4:03pm 
a smokeing pipe for spy
Violent Randy! Apr 21, 2022 @ 4:11pm 
the pyro when worn turns your class into pyro does not affect pyros
RandomGamePlayer Apr 21, 2022 @ 4:36pm 
Originally posted by Violent Randy!:
the pyro when worn turns your class into pyro does not affect pyros
Wow 10/10 idea
Violent Randy! Apr 21, 2022 @ 4:42pm 
i know it took me 4 years to think of it
Violent Randy! Apr 21, 2022 @ 4:42pm 
the spynana its a giant banana costume for spy
trash Apr 21, 2022 @ 4:57pm 
ask valve im sure they'll be able to find 12 of em on the workshop
Originally posted by Good Day for Death:
Make a 'hat' that removes the head
ANTI-SNIPER META HAT
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Date Posted: Apr 20, 2022 @ 3:07pm
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