Team Fortress 2
Melon <3 Oct 10, 2020 @ 3:47am
the frying pan is the best weapon in the game
ah yes, the frying pan, a fine piece of weapon, capable of murdering and traumatizing your enemies, just by using a frying pan,
the frying pan is one of the best weapons in the game, some may argue that things like the holy mackerel, or the holiday punch are better, and while these are good side grades, they are class locked, and, lets be real, the frying pan is just so, so much better.
now, some may argue that the frying pan is quite useless if you intend to play more serious, things like the ubersaw, escape plan, powerjack, they all provide really strong all time upsides, and, while I would probably agree with you if it wasn’t for the fact that I am very drunk and high right now, and will probably faint any second from now on, getting random crit kills with the frying pan is just so stupid and satisfiying, it seriously outweighs actual weapons like the ubersaw.
now, some may also say that using a melee weapon all the time is a dumb idea, in most cases its just so much better to just shoot people with your gun, why would you try to melee a heavy as soldier, when you have a rocket launcher? what reason could you possibly have to try and melee a pyro as scout? the answer? none, It’s just very satisfiying when you actually get away with it,

so there you have it ladies and gents, the frying pan is the best weapon in the game
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Festive Mints Oct 10, 2020 @ 4:00am 
i couldnt agree more
Kimarnic Oct 10, 2020 @ 5:00am 
agree
Completely disagree. The Holy Mackerel is the best melee in the game.

SSS Tier - Holy Mackerel
S Tier- Australium Frying Pan, Golden Wrench, Conscientious Objector (with picture of Grug Moment)
A Tier- Frying Pan, Ham, Conscientious Objector (without picture of Grug Moment)

I ignored anything that is under A tier cause no one should care. You argued that the Holy Mackerel isn't the best melee in the game because it's class restricted but the problem is that the Holy Mackerel had to be kept on scout to limit it's power. It's too powerful to give it to all of the classes, making it an all-class would just make the game unbalanced and unfair. And unlike the frying pan which only has one upside and one downside the Holy Mackerel has two upsides with ZERO downsides which is the ability to humiliate your opponent AND the ability to see your hits in the kill feed. The one upside to the Frying Pan is how loud it sounds when you hit someone with it, but it also comes at the downside of doing self-damage to your ears.
The frying pan can not even be COMPARED to The Holy Mackerel.
OLDMAN🎅 Oct 10, 2020 @ 6:01am 
The frying pan is the same as Prinny Machete, This weapon functions identically to the wielder's default melee weapon
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Prinny_Machete
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Frying_Pan
Mr.Bullshitter (Banned) Oct 10, 2020 @ 6:34am 
Wrong, Prinny machete.
DScales2k Oct 10, 2020 @ 9:08am 
Originally posted by OLDMAN:
The frying pan is the same as Prinny Machete, This weapon functions identically to the wielder's default melee weapon
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Prinny_Machete
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Frying_Pan
um, no???? the frying pan best weapon read the title :coolgorilla:
Vror Oct 10, 2020 @ 9:09am 
The ham is better
Behonk Oct 10, 2020 @ 9:51am 
I prefer Objector always
ゆのーさん Oct 10, 2020 @ 10:11am 
bang bang bang medic doc c'mon man bang bang bang
OLDMAN🎅 Oct 10, 2020 @ 10:14am 
Originally posted by omg cleveland brown plays tf2!:
Originally posted by OLDMAN:
The frying pan is the same as Prinny Machete, This weapon functions identically to the wielder's default melee weapon
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Prinny_Machete
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Frying_Pan
um, no???? the frying pan best weapon read the title :coolgorilla:
cant read, text aloud read it for me:steamsad:
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Date Posted: Oct 10, 2020 @ 3:47am
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