Miss pauling's 3 word story: a story in 3 words

[LillieLovesick]

Yes I know this has been done before with other characters, but not with miss Pauling

So far, the story goes as follows:

Miss Pauling kills the Engineer in cold blood. Afterwards, she eats, and I quote, 'his stinky poo' and then commits crimes, which then leads to her getting taken to a gulag where Miss Pauling then somehow smokes Demoman's scrumpy (probably vaped to be honest). In the gulag, she also makes an Onlyfans account where she uploads on twitch.tv with the Scout as a guest star.

Afterwards, still in the gulag, Miss Pauling says hello to Daft Punk, where she then dies of an aneurysm . Scout then beats his meat over the corpse of Miss Pauling while Daft Punk still watches until he ejaculates onto Miss Pauling and says "My best waifu."
Then daft punk came so much that miss Pauling looked away into the void of broken skulls in chicken broth that was soup and sluuuuuuuuurped it until she met a Ugandan warlord that sold her munitions at a 60% discount and gave her a "beggars dumpster rat burrito bazooka" and some crystal meth, which she fed to wildlife whilst clicking her toungue and saying "noice" as she saw the end, so she went to mannco to deliver contracts to sniper, who shot her in the butt, where she popped out more contracts, then died of Corona, then a broken-hearted scout buried her then commited no live, then got revived by medic, so scout killed the medic and then kills daft punk by using miss pauling's crit rocket launcher, so she would date scout from team Fortnite two, whilst she default danced like the engineer from counter strike:source then gaben said "where's lamb sauce" as he angrily deleted her payday 2 inventory

After having her payday 2 Inventory deleted, she killed morbidly obese Americans in WWIII While giving contracts to old scout, she drank old scout's cum and got hiv and super aids and dies again,but medic says "smoking weed is the key to life and you should avoid carbon monoxide" but he brought tonails and he had one shot, and because he was dead inside he burnt the big Ben that made a ding noise while she eats fries with the king of lowrule, in a dinner ytp. She says "who let the dogs out" while stepping on demomans nuts. Then mercy exploded into scout's ass, while miss Pauling got a W.A.P. scout then said "think fast chucklenuts! While bonking jonesy with a default dance meme that was bad so she made painis cupcakes but with a twist: they were made with semen and baked in a rotten bathtub with salt, cocaine and engineer gaming.

Everyone ate the rat poison covered cakes, and the bucket of chicken that was distilled in jarate and made of scrumpy in pyros factory, then scout gets arrested for smoking weed so he died, then the blu spy had super weed and tissue for DDD. Then he goes to Minecraft and speedruns the enderdragon and married shitass then scout goes back to the future and destroys miss pauling's delorean and all her contacts after she shot Marty mcfly.

I'll start:

She killed engineer

[DaKittyKing]

And died from

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ligbowfadeez the disease

[DaKittyKing]

Right after I

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Accidentally farted and

[DaKittyKing]

Ursprungligen skrivet av Demoman:

Accidentally farted and

Had a stroke

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Then I fart

[DaKittyKing]

Ursprungligen skrivet av Demoman:

Then I fart

-ed and died

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Then you farted

[DaKittyKing]

Ursprungligen skrivet av Demoman:

Then you farted

And then i

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Climbed inside of

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Heavy's rear compartment

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pickup truck he

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sneezed on bread

[DaKittyKing]

That was there

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Ursprungligen skrivet av DaKittyKing:

That was there

For some reason