TF2 and My Hero Academia Quirks

[Ponchi the Wandering Clown]

Okay I know this is a weird but I wanted to see what people would say.

What quirks do you think the tf2 mercenaries would have in the my hero academia universe?

Here are my guesses:
(You can just skip this part and I won't blame you because it's a complete mess, then again this whole thread I'm making is a mess)

Scout: A speed quirk that enhance Scout's running speed to allow him to reach speed of up to 90 mph and this speed quirk would allow Scout to jump fairly high.

Soldier: A quirk that works similar to Bakugo where Soldier can shoot a total out four explosions from his hands and use those explosions to rocket jump around.

Pyro: This pretty obvious but I would just say Pyro would have either Endeavour's quirk Hell flame or Dabi's quirk cremation. An alternative and more creative one I came up with is just to have Pyro create these large mouths with sharp teeth from his mask, hands and stomach and have him shoot green fire out of the mouths.

Demoman: I okay so I wanted to be more creative with this one and for it to reflect the demo-knight aspect of Demo. So I think Demo's quirk would be that he can transfer critical energy into objects such as swords and broken alcohol bottles through his hands and can use this critical energy to charge fairly short distances and when he hits someone or something, the critical energy will cause a small explosion around Demo's opponent. Also this quirk would become stronger if Demo gets drunk because why not. Also Demo's empty left eye socket would glow green like when he uses the Eyelander.

Heavy: I think Heavy's quirk would be that he can shoot like energy bullets out of his fingers at a high fire rate but can only fire for twelve seconds and the quirk requires a ten second cool down after every full use.

Engineer: I think Engie's quirk could be that he can control metal and even control and shoot electricity through metal. I know that makes absolutely no sense what so ever but in all honesty I just want to be done with this.

Medic: When he puts his hands together he shoots a beam that can heal one person to help them grow back arms or teeth, not ribs though. He can also use the beam to heal himself but he can't heal others while healing himself. When he has healed enough he can use the healing energy he built up through healing he can make him and the person he is healing invincible for a short amount of time. Basically the abilities of the stock Medi-gun except without the ability to over-heal.

Sniper: Sniper's quirk would allow him to strongly focus on someone and after 5 seconds when his quirk has built up enough focus and power he can send like a some sort of signal to the person he is focusing on and make the person's head explode. So basically he is able to head-shot people without the use of a sniper rifle.

Spy: So I don't really know how to explain this one but I'll try my best to be clear with this one. Spy's quirk would allows him to have sharp claws for hands, when these claws puncture the back of someone's neck this will kill the person instantly and cause their entire body to decay to dust almost instantly and will allow spy to copy the person physical looks and voice to an absolute perfect copy of the person. Spy can stay disguised as the person for as long as he wants but if spy attacks anyone without puncturing the back of their necks the disguise will fade instantly or as alternative use spy can use his quirk to trick attackers into think they finished him. For example if spy gets hit while disguised as anyone or if he is not disguised he will drop a fake yet perfect copy of his body to make the attacker think he is dead, but in reality he has turned invisible, while invisible he can't attack or fade through objects or people, spy will remain invisible for 1 minute and after one minute he will reappear again and won't be able to go invisible until he is attacked again.






You might want to read this part below if you want but you don't have too.

Okay so I know that everything I just said makes very little sense and isn't well thought out and that this entire thread I made is a complete mess, but to be honest I just want to done with this already. So before you before answer I just want to let you know that you don't have to be very detailed with your answers. You can just say Pyro would have fire powers and that would be it. You also don't have to call them quirks, you can just call them superpowers. Alright I think that all I got. Anyways feel free to answer this if you want and have a good day and stay safe.

[Ponchi the Wandering Clown]

引用自 tbenajj：

Do you think I would know this kind of stuff?

The only anime powers I know is stands and that's it.

You can just what superpower would fit the tf2 mercs, if you want.

[some one]

引用自 A Lap-Top User：

Academia

its spelled "Academia" because the portuguese founded nagasaki.

[Quantum]

引用自 A Lap-Top User：

What quirks do you think the tf2 mercenaries would have in the my hero academia universe?

we're ignoring the real question; what DAL angels would they have
Spy would obviously be <Haniel>
maybe Medic would have <Zaphkiel>, or at least the 4th bullet and city of devouring time bc of the whole "he actually has the souls of 8 people"
Saxton Hale would get <Ain Soph> because lets be honest if he wanted to he could destroy all of reality and manipulate the laws of physics without batting an eye too

also,

引用自 HoBoMiKe：

contanimetion

i had a stroke trying to pronounce this

[Ponchi the Wandering Clown]

引用自 Some one：

引用自 A Lap-Top User：

Academia

its spelled "Academia" because the portuguese founded nagasaki.

Thank you

[stormcoffeecat]

引用自 HoBoMiKe：

"my hero academia"

i don't know what that is but it sounds like some weeb junk

we've got enough contanimetion in this game as it is, please don't bring any more.

OH MY GOD GET OUT ANTI MHA PEOPLE

[calembredaine]

next up, we're gonna have "which hentai tag does tf2 fit"

[tastes]

BAD TV ONLY ANIME IS DRAGON BALL Z AND JOHNNY BRAVO ALL OTHERS TRASH

[some one]

引用自 Emperor Kuzko：

BAD TV ONLY ANIME IS DRAGON BALL Z AND JOHNNY BRAVO ALL OTHERS TRASH

you misspelled "coward the cowardly dog"

[Mr. Raider]

引用自 Anime Gaming：

引用自 Emperor Kuzko：

BAD TV ONLY ANIME IS DRAGON BALL Z AND JOHNNY BRAVO ALL OTHERS TRASH

you misspelled "coward the cowardly dog"

That cartoon felt like a fever dream tho