I want to join team froyotech!

[PiggyTheAstro]

This is an application to join team froyotech. Firstly I'd like to warn you that I play with 190 ping, but it's ok because everyone in my team plays with 400. I am planning to play spy full time since I have a 100% winrate as him across over 3 games. My kills record is one as heavy because everyone else steals my kills! I want to get into competitive because I hope there will be less cheaters there. In pubs everyone can see through my disguise and have aimbot with pipes. I trashtalk them but they say that aimbot with pipes doesn't exist and that I should try airblasting. I have no idea what that means but I assume that means chilling. I asked my mom if I was ready to play as a professional and she kissed me and said that I'm the most wonderful and skillful son on the planet :). I have a mic but my voice isn't so good because I'm only 8. I play TF2 with a joystick because I find mice clunky. I'm currently UGC iron but that's only because I have crappy teammates, they can't aim so they turn on CHEATS and say that I'm a noob because I have less kills than the medic. I say that they are cheating and that kills don't win games but the objective does. Then they kick me from the team, losers, HAHA. I will only play spy and maybe pyro, i won't play bad classes like scout, soldier, demo and medic. I hope b4nny writes back to me. :)





Btw some people are beginning to take this seriously lol. It's a joke and I'm not 8 either.

[Classic]

Lamo

[PiggyTheAstro]

Originally posted by Good shot:

Lamo

What are you laughing at? My skill is 100 times better than yours! MGE me on my Christian Minecraft server, noob!

[Classic]

Originally posted by PiggyTheAstro:

Originally posted by Good shot:

Lamo

What are you laughing at? My skill is 100 times better than yours! MGE me on my Christian Minecraft server, noob!

https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/1/18/Sniper_meleedare02.wav

[PiggyTheAstro]

Originally posted by Good shot:

Originally posted by PiggyTheAstro:

What are you laughing at? My skill is 100 times better than yours! MGE me on my Christian Minecraft server, noob!

https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/1/18/Sniper_meleedare02.wav

Come on, I'll wreck you both in Minecraft and Fortnite and if I don't you're probably cheating

[the jews took my PFP]

Real talk though if Froyo was that good they'd have gone and played competitive overwatch and made bank instead of slumming it up for twitch subs and measly TF2 tournament prizes.

[PiggyTheAstro]

Originally posted by 042Legacy #RandomCritsFTW:

Real talk though if Froyo was that good they'd have gone and played competitive overwatch and made bank instead of slumming it up for twitch subs and measly TF2 tournament prizes.

I'm better than froyo but my mom doesn't let me play overwatch because all characters have big butts and it costs money

[Classic]

Originally posted by PiggyTheAstro:

Originally posted by Good shot:

https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/1/18/Sniper_meleedare02.wav

Come on, I'll wreck you both in Minecraft and Fortnite and if I don't you're probably cheating

Real talk for a sec, my cousins spam me with fortnite invites to see if they can beat me. they never do

[PiggyTheAstro]

Originally posted by Good shot:

Originally posted by PiggyTheAstro:

Come on, I'll wreck you both in Minecraft and Fortnite and if I don't you're probably cheating

Real talk for a sec, my cousins spam me with fortnite invites to see if they can beat me. they never do [/quote]
Because I'm cheating

[the jews took my PFP]

Originally posted by PiggyTheAstro:

Originally posted by 042Legacy #RandomCritsFTW:

Real talk though if Froyo was that good they'd have gone and played competitive overwatch and made bank instead of slumming it up for twitch subs and measly TF2 tournament prizes.

I'm better than froyo but my mom doesn't let me play overwatch because all characters have big butts and it costs money

My Mom is very racist so she only lets me play TF2 because she likes that Demo is a racist stereotype.

[PiggyTheAstro]

Originally posted by 042Legacy #RandomCritsFTW:

Originally posted by PiggyTheAstro:

I'm better than froyo but my mom doesn't let me play overwatch because all characters have big butts and it costs money

My Mom is very racist so she only lets me play TF2 because she likes that Demo is a racist stereotype.

Omg same, she thinks all Russians are fat and that American people are crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Classic]

Originally posted by 042Legacy #RandomCritsFTW:

Originally posted by PiggyTheAstro:

I'm better than froyo but my mom doesn't let me play overwatch because all characters have big butts and it costs money

My Mom is very racist so she only lets me play TF2 because she likes that Demo is a racist stereotype.

Hehe....hehehehe... *snorts*

[kazuma kiryu gaming]

1v1 me irl u noob ill rek u

[PiggyTheAstro]

Originally posted by GLaDOS | F = ma:

1v1 me irl u noob ill rek u

1v100 me in rl scrub

[Defenestration]

This is some good ♥♥♥♥ posting

[Moist Painis]

No one:
PiggyTheAstro:

Originally posted by PiggyTheAstro:

This is an application to join team froyotech. Firstly I'd like to warn you that I play with 190 ping, but it's ok because everyone in my team plays with 400. I am planning to play spy full time since I have a 100% winrate as him across over 3 games. My kills record is one as heavy because everyone else steals my kills! I want to get into competitive because I hope there will be less cheaters there. In pubs everyone can see through my disguise and have aimbot with pipes. I trashtalk them but they say that aimbot with pipes doesn't exist and that I should try airblasting. I have no idea what that means but I assume that means chilling. I asked my mom if I was ready to play as a professional and she kissed me and said that I'm the most wonderful and skillful son on the planet :). I have a mic but my voice isn't so good because I'm only 8. I play TF2 with a joystick because I find mice clunky. I'm currently UGC iron but that's only because I have crappy teammates, they can't aim so they turn on CHEATS and say that I'm a noob because I have less kills than the medic. I say that they are cheating and that kills don't win games but the objective does. Then they kick me from the team, losers, HAHA. I will only play spy and maybe pyro, i won't play bad classes like scout, soldier, demo and medic. I hope b4nny writes back to me. :)