Team Fortress 2
Nuparu Dec 11, 2016 @ 5:02pm
For people who thinks heavy is dumb.
I'm mostly playing as Heavy, Demo, Soldier, Pyro And Spy.
But it is not the point as you know.
If you think (or you newbie) that heavy is dumb. You're wrong.
Even in tf2 wiki said.

"Like a hibernating bear, the Heavy appears to be a gentle giant. Also like a bear, confusing his deliberate, sleepy demeanor with gentleness will get you ripped limb from limb. Though he speaks simply and moves with an economy of energy that's often confused with napping, the Heavy isn't dumb , he's not your big friend, and he generally wishes you'd just shut up before he has to make you shut up."

Im too lazy to describe myself.
So i put this from one Heavy Main.

"Please stop saying that the Heavy is dumb. The official TF2 site states that The Heavy isn't dumb. That should be enough for you people. However, let's try bringing a little bit of logic into this.

Lack of English skills does not make you a moron if you're not native to an English speaking country. Now if Heavy was an adult American and he had these speech problems, I could see people calling him an idiot. But he's Russian. Try going to Russia and speak their language with some natives. Think you'll have better luck in Russia than the Heavy does in America trying to speak to native English speakers? Didn't think so. Heck, it's impressive he knows as much as he does. English is a hard language to master. Many Americans haven't even mastered it yet.

In short, language skills are irrelevant to the discussion. Give the fictional guy a break, or show non language related evidence for his supposed stupidity. Until then, I'd say The Soldier is Crazy one. Because in TF2 Comics shows the reason why he is crazy. If you can't, I'll show you, The Soldier drink a water with full of lead. And he got poisoned. And some of his phrases, responses showing how crazy is. If Soldier wasn't a lead poisoned moron, he would be a normal guy. The stupidest one is Scout. He is dumb enough to drink radioactive liquid. Even in game shows. Look at "Bonk! Atomic Push!" If you look the composition of drink closely. You can see it made of radioactive thing and sugar. But about Crit-a-Cola dunno. So remember. Heavy isn't dumb.


Yes, I know I'm taking this too seriously."
Last edited by Nuparu; Dec 11, 2016 @ 5:03pm
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Emurinus Dec 11, 2016 @ 5:05pm 
Heavy isn't stupid. In fact, he ahas a Ph.D in Russian Literature.
Pakaku Dec 11, 2016 @ 5:05pm 
If acting dumber than he really is means the Heavy can do his job better, then good for him
Nuparu Dec 11, 2016 @ 5:07pm 
Originally posted by GodOfTheNether:
Heavy isn't stupid. In fact, he ahas a Ph.D in Russian Literature.
I know this one. But thanks for this Information anyways.
Stink3y Dec 11, 2016 @ 5:18pm 
"Defends a fictional video game character when no one was arguing or asked for".

You could give multiple-gender activists a run for their money. This is just junk spam.
Megalon Dec 11, 2016 @ 5:21pm 
Nobody said he was, get outta here
Soldier I believe is the only one that is considered a moron.
Last edited by Kitt 🌟 Stargazer; Dec 11, 2016 @ 5:28pm
Nuparu Dec 11, 2016 @ 5:28pm 
Originally posted by Λ¢ק Festive Green:
Nobody said he was, get outta here
Nobody asked for your arrival, dirty boy.
Radioactive Grass Dec 11, 2016 @ 5:30pm 
Originally posted by StinkyWinky:
Defends a fictional video game character
Nb4 Sammy the sonic kid.
Seren Dec 11, 2016 @ 5:33pm 
Did anyone say anything about Heavy's intelligence?
Private Kombat Dec 11, 2016 @ 5:35pm 
Bro how about we give a middle finger to all the people that doubt heavies power. Friend me if you at all want to jump in while i pocket medic you and we show them how badass the giant Russian of a man with a small german shoving a beam in the heavies pooties truly is.... that sounds wrong now that i think about it
Vlad the Impala Dec 11, 2016 @ 5:40pm 
Please stop making mountains out of molehills, the view here is already bad enough.
Megalon Dec 11, 2016 @ 5:56pm 
Originally posted by Maui:
Originally posted by Λ¢ק Festive Green:
Nobody said he was, get outta here
Nobody asked for your arrival, dirty boy.
>calls me dirty boy when he made a worthless thread
Megalon Dec 11, 2016 @ 5:56pm 
Inb4 OP attempts to roast me again
Dominic Dec 11, 2016 @ 6:12pm 
I would not say learning a new langauge is to hard. Or so from my experiances. Strangely enough I normally suck at other things but I am pretty good at learning words in different langauges.
Anyar Dec 11, 2016 @ 6:21pm 
I wouldn't say he's dumb.
No, he at the very least is as smart as the others.
Then again, he does hug his miniguns, name his miniguns, and get beds for his miniguns.
He could just be a gun fan (there's a better phrase, but I can't remember it right now) though.

Also, he doesn't get how to play Ms. Pauling's game, and neither does Soldier.
Soldier keeps picking up the amulet.
Heavy keeps saying he'll kill anyone. He knows the game is fake, but still.
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Date Posted: Dec 11, 2016 @ 5:02pm
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