Favorite Meet The Team videos quotes?

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"...as long as there's two people left on the planet someone is gonna want someone dead."

[Staffy]

https://youtu.be/DNeikvoqQ-s

[ylwmtn]

Originally posted by Staffy:

I have no idea!

[DarkCrystalMethod]

"I'm not a crazed gunman" -a crazed gunman

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Sandvich:

[DarkCrystalMethod]

"He punched out ALL my blood!"

[droplet]

Originally posted by Staffy:

https://youtu.be/DNeikvoqQ-s

this will always be my response when my family asks who ate the last pain au chocolat, and I know it was me

[Wolfsangel]

"Feelings? Look mate, you know who's got a lot of feelings? Blokes that bludgeon their wives to death with a golf trophy."

[Bass Trombone Guy]

"oh my god who touched sasha?" "all right" "WHO TOUCHED MY GUN!?!"

[Et tu, B?]

Originally posted by Staffy:

https://youtu.be/DNeikvoqQ-s

[rad_knight]

"i think this mate saw me. *bang* yes, yes he did"

[Karina]

'If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight!' Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor."

[green]

hey look buddy im an engineer. that means i solve practical problems. not problems like, "what is beauty?", because that would fall within the purview of philosophy.

i solve practical problems.

for instance, how am i gonna stop some big mean muther hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new be-hind?

the answer: is a gun.

and if that don't work: use more gun.

like this, heavy tripod caliber little ole number designed by me. built by me. and you best hope...it's not pointed at you.

*texas music intensifies*

[NW/RL]

Demo

[cy]

Um... I don't even know where to start with you. I mean, do you even know who you're talkin' to?

[cut to a scene with RED Scout encountering a BLU Heavy; to the Heavy, he says] Yo, what's up?

[cut back to Scout talking to the viewer] D-Do you have any idea, any idea who I am? [cut back to fight; then back to talk] Basically - kind of a big deal! [cut to fight, then to talk where Scout is flexing a scrawny arm] Oh man, that's beautiful. Heh!

[DarkCrystalMethod]

One shudders to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie behind that mask.
What dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty...