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Redmon and Blutarch Mann (the brothers who founded the RED and BLU teams, respectively) are so comically stupid that they honestly somehow believe that gravel is a highly valuable resources. to the point where their land disputes over gravel pit became the primary reason the wars with the mercenary teams happened.That's the whole joke. It's not useful, Redmon and Blutarch just think it is, and are too dense to be convinced otherwise. Even their father believed it was valuable for at least some period of his life.
I just cant see how you make weapons from gravel, I mean I can see that there might be metal in it but, man, theres gotta be a better way. lmao
Mann Bros. think gravel is more valuable then it's worth and they also think it can power trains and that coal is worthless.
In come the mercs for hire, attempting to destroy the other brother's half of the share, resulting in an endless stalemate.
Then MvM happens and the Bros. die due to unexplained stab wounds at the Alamo.
The End.