The Common TF2 Forum Complaints

[Charlie5L]

TL;DR = Like the many forum complaints, NO ONE CARES ABOUT THIS THREAD AS IT IS USELESS. I AM ALSO AWARE OF THE IRONY IN THIS. So don't act like I'm being cool or special.

KEEP IN MIND, IDIOT: This thread is in no way talking about if I think TF2 is toxic or has a cancerous community. I couldn't care if it is or isn't. This is merely a way to help "resolve" the most common complaints we see in the forums as threads or as comments. If you feel offended by this thread please contact a trusted adult to help you leave this thread and limit your access to the TF2 forums.

1. PYRO IS (insert negative adjective or say something about poorly "fixing" him)

Whoa. Stop right there. Don't even think about making a BS thread complaining about Pyro. It's been done before, your complaints are unoriginal, if you can't fight against a Pyro, you suck at the game and that's your fault. You should be able to fight against him. If you can't stand playing Pyro, how about instead of complaining here YOU PLAY A DIFFERENT CLASS THAT YOU CAN ENJOY? Like Demoman? Or Medic? Your team needs one!

2. VAC WHY

You cheated. You got banned. Get over it. Even the cheaters that raid this forum will make fun of you for using free cheats that are already VAC detectable. Not to mention that cheats are already VAC detectable, anyways, regardless of their advertisement saying they aren't.

3. I GOT SCAAAAAAAAAAAMED

Welcome to your first scam! Now, learn from it! Report to SteamREP showing sufficient evidence that the person scammed you. But for the love of god, don't post it here. We're not mercenaries, we're lowlife people who read the forums that have no witchhunting powers. We can't give items back. Nor can mods. Also, fun fact, if you come back a few weeks or months later and you say you got scammed again, YOU NEVER LEARNED YOUR LESSON, SO YOU MAY HAVE WELL DESERVED IT.

Read this guide, it'll help save your a**. It helped mine and lots of others.
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=307376928

4. I HATE MEGATHREADS

No one cares. You can simply ignore them. You don't have to post in them. If you can't do that then the TF2 forums is not for you.

5. THIS GAME SUCKS

No. You do. The only exceptions is if your Wifi is being messed around with by some other force. But assume most of the time the game doesn't suck, it's you. Stop being egotistical and thinking you're better than everyone. This game has been around for 11 years and there are people who've been playing the full 11 and continue to, or there's comp players who've been playing for 5 that are just naturally better. You may not like hearing it, and I don't like saying it, but get good.

6. TF2 IS DE--

No. Stop joining the bandwagon. Just because you saw a bunch of TF2Tubers-- Former ones, big names, or small Europe names-- stating that it's dead to them doesn't mean it's correct. If you don't like playing TF2 or think it's dead, don't play it again and don't come back. If you're in-game and you say it, you're either doing it as a joke or you're a complete moron.

7. ALL MY ITEMS DISAPPEARED

This one is at least the nicer complaint of the bunch. It happens every Tuesday for maintenance. Give it about an hour or so. If it's not that, then it's a "major" or big update for TF2. But that'll come someday.

8. (insert TFTuber/TFstreamer name) SUCKS

And?

9. DELFY SUCKS

And?

10. I HATE RANDOM CRITS

A lot of us do and a lot of us don't. While the community is still split you might as well still adapt to it. You can play on community servers that have crits disabled, or you can continue playing Valve servers. It's that simple, really.

11. OVERWATCH IS KILLING TF2

Overwatch's Dev Team is killing Overwatch. Tell us something we don't know.

12. I HATE FORUM REGS

Why? Did one even treat you horribly in real life? Or do you just hate seeing the same names? No one really cares who you hate or like in this place, or any Internet forum in general. Stop acting like you're special by hating a random group of Internet people.

13. I HATE FRIENDLIES/I HATE TRYHARDS

To the people who hate friendlies: You are free to kill or not kill them, but it is a bit stupid to make an entire thread dedicating to how much you hate them. Some friendlies are an issue. Some aren't. But if you're on 2Fort and you don't want friendlies... There's something wrong with you.
To the people who hate tryhards: The point of the game is to play the objective and win. People have fun doing that rather than crouching and doing nothing. Accept that. In Casual, you can always pick the same map. Or queue for a different map where it's more acceptable.

Also, if you're a friendly and you b**ch and whine about being killed constantly, and want to be friendly, go to a friendly community server. And don't use the excuse of "Oh, it's boring". You get what you ask, a place where you don't killed and everyone is friendly like you. So stop acting like you're the only friendly remaining in TF2. You're not special.

14. F**K YOU AND THIS THREAD

You're either saying this as a joke and I appreciate you for it, or you're genuinely saying this and you clearly did not read the TL;DR and you're not suitable for any form of discussion, Internet or in real life. Moron.

EDIT: SERIOUSLY. READ THE F**KING TL;DR. I ALREADY CALLED MYSELF OUT BEFORE YOU DID

15. THE TF2 COMMUNITY IS CANCER

So is Call of Duty, Overwatch, Battlefield, Star Wars, CS:GO, Undertale, Five Nights at Freddy's, literally any game community is cancerous. Stop telling us s**t we don't know. And don't act like you can fix it.

[N-Ding the Rice Farmer™]

TL;DR

[Charlie5L]

Originally posted by Palmerr:

wow you're mad

Read the top text...

Originally posted by The Ninja Of Music™:

TL;DR

There is a TL;DR. You missed it...

[N-Ding the Rice Farmer™]

Originally posted by Charlie 5 Lives:

Originally posted by Palmerr:

wow you're mad

Read the top text...

Originally posted by The Ninja Of Music™:

TL;DR

There is a TL;DR. You missed it...

TL;DR

[N-Ding the Rice Farmer™]

Originally posted by lol:

Originally posted by Palmerr:

a complainer complaining about complainers complaining, mk

woah is that the real lilliam pumpnickel

Yes.

[Frözen]

I’ve only seen 1, 2, 3, 5, 6 ,10, And 15

[Charlie5L]

Originally posted by The Frözenfires:

I’ve only seen 1, 2, 3, 5, 6 ,10, And 15

It's not always threads but rather comments. Figured since you have a megathread I had to put some input on those people's complaints.

[Down The Drain]

I hate friendlies.

[Charlie5L]

Originally posted by lol:

your thread is no better

Really, it's not like I said it in the TL;DR...

[Frözen]

Originally posted by Charlie 5 Lives:

Originally posted by The Frözenfires:

I’ve only seen 1, 2, 3, 5, 6 ,10, And 15

It's not always threads but rather comments.

Oh, I gotcha

[Frözen]

Originally posted by Dover:

Originally posted by The Frözenfires:

I’ve only seen 1, 2, 3, 5, 6 ,10, And 15

...15?

Is it invisible?

Oh
*13
I am stoopid

[crack connoisseur]

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1392286241 Literally You.

[N-Ding the Rice Farmer™]

Originally posted by ✯_Sparky_Sharky_✯:

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1392286241 Literally You.

2 real.

[crack connoisseur]

Originally posted by The Ninja Of Music™:

Originally posted by ✯_Sparky_Sharky_✯:

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1392286241 Literally You.

2 real.

Man I missed the Forums during my Vacation.

[Charlie5L]

Originally posted by ✯_Sparky_Sharky_✯:

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1392286241 Literally You.

Really? I did not know... It's totally like I'm not aware of the BS that I do.

[crack connoisseur]

Originally posted by Charlie 5 Lives:

Originally posted by ✯_Sparky_Sharky_✯:

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1392286241 Literally You.

Really? I did not know... It's totally like I'm not aware of the BS that I do.

Still you share your BS that nobody wants.