[SPOILERS] TF2 Comics Theory

[Blundering Rookie]

We all know that Saxton Hale is pretty buff. From what I've gathered, he's also Australian. However, according to Spy Australians get their 'buffness' from the Australium, meaning that the Australium is in the people. This is confirmed by the TFC Heavy who sends leech robots to suck it out of their bloodstrean. At the end of comic #6 the Administrator uses the last bit of Australium on earth (as engie says) to keep herself alive. However, what if it wasnt the last?

My theory is that the last Australium on earth is in fact in the bloodstream of SAXTON HALE. This would explain why he is so strong, and could possibly save the Administrator in (plz Valve) the next chapter.

Got any ideas? Write em in the comments!

[GhostyOsty]

OMG
epic theory dude, that's game theory level.

[gurt: yo]

team fortress 2: issue #2837459

saxton hale fucking dies

[Blundering Rookie]

Originally posted by GhostyOsty (Bday Day! :D):

OMG
epic theory dude, that's game theory level.

Thanks.

[emperor derd]

better ending: they only realize this after the administrator dies and turns to dust.

[76561198300840017]

I’m pretty sure that due to very long exposure to Australium, the australium becomes one with him. Which explain how he looks super buffed and not a raisin with noodle limbs. But eventually the remaining australium will leave his body naturally (same thing happens to the australia sailors) Which means, Hale will poop australium. And then the australium craze ends because the last bits if it is in a pile of poop, and everyone was like “Nope, E x p a n d n e c k”.