Why the Sun-on-a-Stick is the greatest weapon on TF2

[Koikat]

The Sun-on-a-Stick is the greatest weapon on TF2 and I will tell you why.

The great thing about the Sun-on-a-Stick is that you can freaking kill players ON FIRE easily with it. Not only that, but you get a whopping +25% fire resistance. I mean, that is so good. The only thing bad about it is theres just a -25% damage penalty with it. Which isn't even alot. Also, the Sun-on-a-Stick has 26 base damage. A good base damage on my opinion.

"BuT wHaT aBoUt WhEn ThErE aRe No PyRoS!?!!!111"
You see my small child. You can still kill people with the Sun-on-a-Stick unless you are a noob. Me? I am a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ profesional. So kids listen up. Use the Sun-on-a-Stick unless you are a noob. It's the greatest ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ weapon of all time.

[TuskSpin]

Nice bait. You're almost as good as that D'enda guy.

[Hexa]

Too tru thread

[Koikat]

Originally posted by Bap:

Nice bait. You're almost as good as that D'enda guy.

Bait? How come you think it's bait? Are you some triggered noob who doesn't use the Sun-on-a-Stick?

[Koikat]

Originally posted by Bap:

Nice bait. You're almost as good as that D'enda guy.

Stop being so salty.

[TuskSpin]

Originally posted by General Koikat:

Originally posted by Bap:

Nice bait. You're almost as good as that D'enda guy.

Stop being so salty.

Just like D'enda always says.

[Smeelio]

To be fair, it's KIND OF a direct upgrade because, as Scout is a close-range damage-dealer with a weak melee anyway, you shouldn't ever really be using your melee to attack people under normal circumstances, so the damage loss isn't usually a problem. And then you get fire crits, which are situationally good, and fire resistance, which is really good, because afterburn shreds Scouts. HOWEVER, the not-using-your-melee-to-attack thing also works the other way, and the SOAS is often outshone by utility melees like the Atomizer and Basher, as well as more versatile combat-utility melees like the Sandman and Wrap Assassin. And this is from a huge fan of the SOAS who uses it all the time- getting the drop on a burning player, especially when you're running around the backline and flanking and find someone separated and off by themself looking for health, is just too good.

[Koikat]

Originally posted by Smeelio:

To be fair, it's KIND OF a direct upgrade because, as Scout is a close-range damage-dealer with a weak melee anyway, you shouldn't ever really be using your melee to attack people under normal circumstances, so the damage loss isn't usually a problem. And then you get fire crits, which are situationally good, and fire resistance, which is really good, because afterburn shreds Scouts. HOWEVER, the not-using-your-melee-to-attack thing also works the other way, and the SOAS is often outshone by utility melees like the Atomizer and Basher, as well as more versatile combat-utility melees like the Sandman and Wrap Assassin. And this is from a huge fan of the SOAS who uses it all the time- getting the drop on a burning player, especially when you're running around the backline and flanking and find someone separated and off by themself looking for health, is just too good.

So you agree with me? Thank you. Good thing there are still professionals left in this game.

[FrnchToast]

No the candy cane is obviously the best choice

[Koikat]

Originally posted by Smeelio:

To be fair, it's KIND OF a direct upgrade because, as Scout is a close-range damage-dealer with a weak melee anyway, you shouldn't ever really be using your melee to attack people under normal circumstances, so the damage loss isn't usually a problem. And then you get fire crits, which are situationally good, and fire resistance, which is really good, because afterburn shreds Scouts. HOWEVER, the not-using-your-melee-to-attack thing also works the other way, and the SOAS is often outshone by utility melees like the Atomizer and Basher, as well as more versatile combat-utility melees like the Sandman and Wrap Assassin. And this is from a huge fan of the SOAS who uses it all the time- getting the drop on a burning player, especially when you're running around the backline and flanking and find someone separated and off by themself looking for health, is just too good.

But as a true intellectual I have to disagree on some points. I was reading your comment until I stumbled on the word "However" are you implying that the Sun-of-a-Stick has cons? WHAT ARE YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ RETARDED? The Sun-of-a-Stick is outshone by utility melees? Hah! I have to disagree on that point you simpleton. We all know that the SOAS is the greatest godamn weapon of all time. And what about the versatile combat-utility melees? They are all ♥♥♥♥. When you knock someone out with a sandman they literally wake up after just 5 seconds like that's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. And the wrap assassin? Are you seriously calling the wrap assassin a good weapon? I get your a fan of the SOAS but you need to get your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ together. STAY WOKE MY BROTHER!

[Kamiyé]

Originally posted by French toast:

No the candy cane is obviously the best choice

Nah fan o war

[(っ● ‿ ●)っ]

this but unironically

the only reason it's underused is because everyone's a shitter lone wolf and it doesn't work when you're a shitter lone wolf, which is ironic considering the game you're playing

[Koikat]

Originally posted by French toast:

No the candy cane is obviously the best choice

I have to disagree on that, the candy cane is a really bad weapon. You don't even get alot of health out of it and you have to kill someone first with it.

[Impulse]

Are you sure that the volcano fragment is the best

[Koikat]

Originally posted by Tenurr:

Originally posted by French toast:

No the candy cane is obviously the best choice

Nah fan o war

The fan of war? Can you come up with a smart debate which will challenge me, a intellectual and philosopher?

[Smeelio]

Originally posted by General Koikat:

Originally posted by Smeelio:

To be fair, it's KIND OF a direct upgrade because, as Scout is a close-range damage-dealer with a weak melee anyway, you shouldn't ever really be using your melee to attack people under normal circumstances, so the damage loss isn't usually a problem. And then you get fire crits, which are situationally good, and fire resistance, which is really good, because afterburn shreds Scouts. HOWEVER, the not-using-your-melee-to-attack thing also works the other way, and the SOAS is often outshone by utility melees like the Atomizer and Basher, as well as more versatile combat-utility melees like the Sandman and Wrap Assassin. And this is from a huge fan of the SOAS who uses it all the time- getting the drop on a burning player, especially when you're running around the backline and flanking and find someone separated and off by themself looking for health, is just too good.

But as a true intellectual I have to disagree on some points. I was reading your comment until I stumbled on the word "However" are you implying that the Sun-of-a-Stick has cons? WHAT ARE YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ RETARDED? The Sun-of-a-Stick is outshone by utility melees? Hah! I have to disagree on that point you simpleton. We all know that the SOAS is the greatest godamn weapon of all time. And what about the versatile combat-utility melees? They are all ♥♥♥♥. When you knock someone out with a sandman they literally wake up after just 5 seconds like that's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. And the wrap assassin? Are you seriously calling the wrap assassin a good weapon? I get your a fan of the SOAS but you need to get your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ together. STAY WOKE MY BROTHER!

I can't tell if you're trolling, or if you're serious and just enjoy writing like that, but either way, I enjoy talking about weapons and stuff, and I stand by how I use the weapon. I like stacking bleed with the Wrap Assassin and Cleaver, it's super fun and actually pretty effective, and sometimes I want mobility so I use the Atomizer which is still decent after the nerf.