Team Fortress 2
Tf2 Soldier's rocket launchers, weight, math, and how the hell can some do the things they do
Similar to a earlier post I made on heavy's miniguns weight


Stock Rocket launcher

Its length is around 60% of soldiers which makes it at 3 feet and 6 inches pretty normal compared to a rpg7 here it at most would 9 pounds rpg7 are stupid light. its altered so it can sustain 4 rockets which is a side note.
very few rockets really do that they aren’t that powerful like you now know why a stock scattergun does more damage that its weak comparatively to its real life counterpart still is dangerous to get hit by and more likely than not it's the shrapnel that kills you not the direct blast
On the side of the rpg is a piece of metal my guess its a counterweight though 9 pounds isn’t exactly heavy, the rocket also wouldn’t have any recoil the flinch most people make is actually from the sudden loss of weight from a rocket


Direct hit

Its weight is a bit heavier at 15 pounds from its huge♥♥♥♥♥body at the front that is possibly made from carbon, iron, or steel all of these are gonna make a dark hue this is more of a weapon that would cause leaning it has a metal body at the front and little weight from the back considering that its wood is most likely birch, it's more damage and lack of splashed baffled me until I thought about what could cause it and my theory for this is it's not explosive at all but instead took all the explosive power out to increase its speed which when it hits the ground does very little and at the most point of it, it’s “splash” could be a ground shock or energy released from its impact and its speed is what causes its damage


Black box

Based on the m202 Flash it's modified with only one hole to fire rockets it's a lot shorter than other rocket launchers and it weighs a lot compared to the other rpgs at 22 pounds

Rocket Jumper
Its plastic and wood and it weighs just over 8 pounds and it fires what could generally be said as useless ammo considering its speed it would hurt abit being hit by it but other than that it's pretty weak its harmless rockets cam be more attired to not a explosion but instead a champagne bottle popping

Liberty Launcher

Liberty launcher made like the rocket jumper with mostly wood and plastic measuring it at 8 pounds it fires 5 rockets that are faster but weaker than stock,
The rocket can be put in a theory similar to the direct hit though it's still not fast enough to hit a surface hard enough to do a energy blast


Cow Mangler 5000

The cow mangler 5000 would be the heaviest rocket launcher weighing in at about 35 pounds (if steel and aluminum) it projects a wave of pure energy which would go through objects but not do much other than that in real life, but instead its weaker on surfaces its possible more logicly it wouldn’t need to reload but it would seem OP at that point


Airstrike

The airstrike is completely plastic and fires a large amount of weaker rockets in midair how it does this is beyond me but it weighs about 7 pounds
Last edited by Hampter Pie; Mar 4, 2018 @ 9:01pm
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Down The Drain Mar 4, 2018 @ 9:01pm 
is this stimposting
Hampter Pie Mar 4, 2018 @ 9:02pm 
The original is just a pain in the ass I tried but it was too far complicated for me
Hampter Pie Mar 4, 2018 @ 9:03pm 
Originally posted by Sir Dankus Stelbeam Memeland:
is this stimposting
what the ♥♥♥♥ is stimposting
boolean Mar 4, 2018 @ 9:04pm 
Okay
Hampter Pie Mar 4, 2018 @ 9:04pm 
Originally posted by FastCo. Boolean:
Okay
Math and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ my friend
Down The Drain Mar 4, 2018 @ 9:04pm 
Originally posted by Bonzo The all Gnawing:
Originally posted by Sir Dankus Stelbeam Memeland:
is this stimposting
what the ♥♥♥♥ is stimposting
are you on adderall
Interesting
Hampter Pie Mar 4, 2018 @ 9:10pm 
Originally posted by Sir Dankus Stelbeam Memeland:
Originally posted by Bonzo The all Gnawing:
what the ♥♥♥♥ is stimposting
are you on adderall
I took my happy pills, my antipsychotics, and smoked some pot
Down The Drain Mar 4, 2018 @ 9:11pm 
I'm not sure the Airstrike is plastic.

Originally posted by Bonzo The all Gnawing:
Originally posted by Sir Dankus Stelbeam Memeland:
are you on adderall
I took my happy pills, my antipsychotics, and smoked some pot
sounds like a fun time
Revan Mar 4, 2018 @ 9:12pm 
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
rats destroyer Mar 4, 2018 @ 9:12pm 
Tell me how much does 1 rocket projectile weight.
boolean Mar 4, 2018 @ 9:15pm 
BUT HEY, IT'S JUST A THEORY!
Hampter Pie Mar 4, 2018 @ 9:17pm 
Originally posted by The Salty Individual:
Tell me how much does 1 rocket projectile weight.
well it kind of depends on which rocket launcher your talking about that the rocket projectile comes from
Last edited by Hampter Pie; Mar 4, 2018 @ 9:17pm
rats destroyer Mar 4, 2018 @ 9:19pm 
Originally posted by Bonzo The all Gnawing:
Originally posted by The Salty Individual:
Tell me how much does 1 rocket projectile weight.
well it kind of depends on which rocket launcher your talking about that the rocket projectile comes from
The regular one.
boolean Mar 4, 2018 @ 9:21pm 
A GAAAME THEORY! THANKS FOR WATCHING!!!!

don't furget 2 like & scubscribe :3
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