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Pyro's Identity revealed! WARNING! SPOILER ALERT.
Took me 3 months of hard research to kinda collect enough points on it. The first thing is that we must first narrow it down to that PYRO IS A HUMAN. She has blood and the voodoo shoul (pyro's) has a skull...

By the way, about skulls, by looking at someone's skull you can understand his/her gender and even race! If we magnify the skull, pyro's skull would look like this - http://prntscr.com/dpbzqd
I compared it to various races and this is the closest ones - http://prntscr.com/dpcpnp
Thus, it means that Pyro is an asian/european female. (there aren't any asian characters in TF2 so Pyro can be considered unique)


There have been a few "spoilers" in Meet the Pyro though. http://prntscr.com/dpc2ih and http://prntscr.com/dpc31c
The first one is a line in the song, "in a young girls heart" it could be seen as a stereotype but look at the second one...
"How the music can free her, whenever it starts" So... the first thing to explain is whenever WHAT starts, after a while of thinking, I understood that it refers to BURNING, as seen in the comics, when pyro doesn't burn anything/ doesn't hold flamethrower: everything seems a bit more sane, like the normal world, but cartoony. It could be that Pyro hates gore/ killing, but still wants to be able to be "sane". Also, note that Pyro made the flamethrower herself, if she'd be lost in Pyroland all this time, it wouldn't happen.
Let's move on, few people notice that in Meet The Pyro - Valve hid a female symbol (http://prntscr.com/dpcawe) Which could mean gender.

Now, let's think about the line where scout says, "he's not here, is he?" Originally in the script is "He's not here, is she?" http://prntscr.com/dpc7pe

Let's move on from stereotypes and look at real FACTS. Pyro has low level of testosterone.
I'll explain with a few pictures. LOW LEVEL OF TESTOSTERONE = http://prntscr.com/dpch6y
Meanwhile soldier's HIGH LEVEL OF TESTOSTERONE = http://prntscr.com/dpchhd

Now a few EXTRA things, Pyro's skin colour is "asian" rather than white or black, judging by skin colour only, Pyro is from China. Also, Pyro actually has a talent to fix/make things: for example Pyro's homemade flamethrower and being able to remove sappers. Meaningfully, Pyro has a bond with engineer.

So, here's the end of my long as hell wall of text, hope you enjoyed reading this and to people who are going to write "ARE U CRAZY? PYRO IS GAY CUZ MATPAT SAID IT" I have shown you why pyro is a female BTW no offence to MatPat.

P.S: I won't reply to comments saying "pyro is a robot", if you haven't read it, not my problem.
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scorpianswag Dec 29, 2016 @ 8:45am 
People who think pyro is a girl should die
Dr.Papersalt (Banned) Dec 29, 2016 @ 8:46am 
Ok but can you explain the male sounding voice in the game? Well technacly muffled WAIT
HADOOKEN TAUNT=hadoken
Hadoken=street fighter
Street fighter=capcom
Capcom=Japan
Japan=SMALL TITS
PYRO IS A WOMAN
The Last Knight Dec 29, 2016 @ 8:47am 
Now, well most your points are true, this topic has been extremely controvertial, while you have some points that can prove she is a female, other points may prove that she is a male (One example is comparing her fingers to each other), and "He's not here, is she?" is just what Valve does to keep the identity a secret, if you think she is a female from this line, why would others not assume he is a male? Good research, but there are too many points proving pyro is both male and female to decide on one, specific, gender.

Now, if she is actially asian, I am switching my main off demorai/knight to pyro :D
Blumberquack Dec 29, 2016 @ 8:48am 
Originally posted by ☠_Piggy777_☠:
Pyro's skin colour is "asian"
???
Dr.Papersalt (Banned) Dec 29, 2016 @ 8:49am 
Originally posted by Scrumpy:
Originally posted by ☠_Piggy777_☠:
Pyro's skin colour is "asian"
???
He means yellow
Misuune Dec 29, 2016 @ 8:50am 
Again female pyro, but she was in TFC
Blumberquack Dec 29, 2016 @ 8:50am 
Originally posted by Dr.Papersalt:
Originally posted by Scrumpy:
???
He means yellow
have we ever seen the pyro out of his suit and gas mask
PiggyTheAstro Dec 29, 2016 @ 8:51am 
Originally posted by PurelyAsian:
Now, well most your points are true, this topic has been extremely controvertial, while you have some points that can prove she is a female, other points may prove that she is a male (One example is comparing her fingers to each other), and "He's not here, is she?" is just what Valve does to keep the identity a secret, if you think she is a female from this line, why would others not assume he is a male? Good research, but there are too many points proving pyro is both male and female to decide on one, specific, gender.

Now, if she is actially asian, I am switching my main off demorai/knight to pyro :D
Finger length doesn't actually show the gender, it shows level of testosterone in a human's body.
PiggyTheAstro Dec 29, 2016 @ 8:51am 
Originally posted by Scrumpy:
Originally posted by Dr.Papersalt:
He means yellow
have we ever seen the pyro out of his suit and gas mask
We have seen her fingers, look closely at the gloves.
Blumberquack Dec 29, 2016 @ 8:52am 
Originally posted by ☠_Piggy777_☠:
Originally posted by Scrumpy:
have we ever seen the pyro out of his suit and gas mask
We have seen her fingers, look closely at the gloves.
you sure they're fingers?
Dr.Papersalt (Banned) Dec 29, 2016 @ 8:52am 
Originally posted by Scrumpy:
Originally posted by Dr.Papersalt:
He means yellow
have we ever seen the pyro out of his suit and gas mask
R34?
Dr.Papersalt (Banned) Dec 29, 2016 @ 8:54am 
Originally posted by ☠_Piggy777_☠:
Originally posted by Scrumpy:
have we ever seen the pyro out of his suit and gas mask
We have seen her fingers, look closely at the gloves.
Look at the shine its gloves not fingers why would the finger be uncovered
PiggyTheAstro Dec 29, 2016 @ 8:54am 
Originally posted by Scrumpy:
Originally posted by ☠_Piggy777_☠:
We have seen her fingers, look closely at the gloves.
you sure they're fingers?
I never seen gloves with main part black and yellow for fingers.
Pytho ♤ Dec 29, 2016 @ 8:55am 
Originally posted by ☠_Piggy777_☠:
Originally posted by Scrumpy:
you sure they're fingers?
I never seen gloves with main part black and yellow for fingers.
Doesn't mean they don't exist
Dr.Papersalt (Banned) Dec 29, 2016 @ 8:56am 
Originally posted by ☠_Piggy777_☠:
Originally posted by Scrumpy:
you sure they're fingers?
I never seen gloves with main part black and yellow for fingers.
http://www.airgas.com/product/Safety-Products/Gloves/Anti-Vibration-%26-Mechanics-Gloves/p/TIL1494M

Close enough
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