How does Pyro eat?

[PiggyTheAstro]

So I recently watched a fan made SFM called Your Eternal Revenge. In some scenes Pyro tries to push a chocolate bar through it's mask. So I had an interesting question - how does Pyro eat?

I want to avoid some nonsense but common comments so I directly posted answers to them.

Q: It's just a game pal, relax!
A:TF2 has story and lore, maybe it shouldn't even have existed because "it's just a game"?!
Q:Ok so umm, Pyro is a robot.
A: Not really,robots don't have feeling which would mean Pyro wouldn't like baloonicorns and fire.
Q: Maybe Pyro doesn't eat then?
A: Ohh that's a reasonable argument, gonna go play a game as hoovy. *Sees a bleeding pyro and gives Pyro a sandvich* Oh I forgot Pyro can't eat! *Pyro eats the Sandvich and takes the bleeding out* OMG HUNGRY PYROS CONFIRMED!

So the question is: how does Pyro eat?

[vale]

He converts the food into flame particles that go trough his suit that powers him up.

[Secret Technique]

Maybe he takes off his mask? Like omg

[vale]

Originally posted by i am sam:

Maybe he takes off his mask? Like omg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWEDuVt3Q-Q

[toxicologist]

I did not know that people could be even more stupid..

[iSmile02]

By.. hmm, I dunno. Taking their mask off?

[Charlie5L]

The way I eat is very simple.

First I take off my mask and then I realize I am about to die because I am suffocating from the recycled air and carbon dioxide that was in my mask. So instead of eating I fall on the ground gasping and then I die.

But uh, if I am not suffocating, I just take off the mask and then reapply. Which is a pain to put back on.

[vale]

But if Pyro takes off his mask he'll realize that he was a part of a war. Except if his goggles were separated from his mask , wait is the goggles separated or not ?

[Charlie5L]

Originally posted by axevale:

But if Pyro takes off his mask he'll realize that he was a part of a war. Except if his goggles were separated from his mask , wait is the goggles separated or not ?

I'm pretty sure Pyro has always known he was part of a war. It's said in the comics that whenever he burns things, it gives that cartoony Pyroland look. When things are not on fire, it's still cartoony, but it's more dark and-- Basically it's the real world but cartoony.

[PiggyTheAstro]

Originally posted by Charlie 5 Lives:

The way I eat is very simple.

First I take off my mask and then I realize I am about to die because I am suffocating from the recycled air and carbon dioxide that was in my mask. So instead of eating I fall on the ground gasping and then I die.

But uh, if I am not suffocating, I just take off the mask and then reapply. Which is a pain to put back on.

Originally posted by iSmile02:

By.. hmm, I dunno. Taking their mask off?

Than Pyro's gender, age and apearance would be a bit too obvious...

Originally posted by axevale:

He converts the food into flame particles that go trough his suit that powers him up.

That's actually an interesting idea, also, Pyro might put food in the tank on his/her back to go through the suit.

[vale]

Originally posted by Charlie 5 Lives:

Originally posted by axevale:

But if Pyro takes off his mask he'll realize that he was a part of a war. Except if his goggles were separated from his mask , wait is the goggles separated or not ?

I'm pretty sure Pyro has always known he was part of a war. It's said in the comics that whenever he burns things, it gives that cartoony Pyroland look. When things are not on fire, it's still cartoony, but it's more dark and-- Basically it's the real world but cartoony.

But I thought he never knew he was a part of a war , he thought he was just giving candies to little kids like a pedophile.

[Charlie5L]

Originally posted by axevale:

Originally posted by Charlie 5 Lives:

I'm pretty sure Pyro has always known he was part of a war. It's said in the comics that whenever he burns things, it gives that cartoony Pyroland look. When things are not on fire, it's still cartoony, but it's more dark and-- Basically it's the real world but cartoony.

But I thought he never knew he was a part of a war , he thought he was just giving candies to little kids like a pedophile.

Pyro may be insane, but he's not that insane yet. If anything, he's at the same level as Soldier in a sense.

[PiggyTheAstro]

Originally posted by axevale:

Originally posted by Charlie 5 Lives:

I'm pretty sure Pyro has always known he was part of a war. It's said in the comics that whenever he burns things, it gives that cartoony Pyroland look. When things are not on fire, it's still cartoony, but it's more dark and-- Basically it's the real world but cartoony.

But I thought he never knew he was a part of a war , he thought he was just giving candies to little kids like a pedophile.

Pyro might actually hate gore and killing but as it's a part of the job, engineer/medic made a mask for him so that whenever activated, it'll take Pyro to a land full of balloonicorns and lollipops.

Pyro understands conversations but when the burning part comes in: Pyro is literally crazy...

[{루루}RuRu]

He eats the burnt souls of the innocent with a side of salt. That way she can eat without taling her mask off.

[brokenphilip]

Implying that Pyro's gender is Pyro ans his mask can't be taken off, through his breathing hole on the mask.

[Dr.Papersalt]

Originally posted by axevale:

He converts the food into flame particles that go trough his suit that powers him up.

*INTENSE SNORTING*