Tryhard Pub Soldier Stereotype

[Fritz Bittenfeld]

What did you just say about me, you little Pubber? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Jump Academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Friendly Servers, and I have over 300 confirmed killstreaks. I am trained in Market Gardens and I’m the top player in the entire TF2 Comp Scene. You are nothing to me but just another kill for my strange. I will wipe you the ♥♥♥♥ out with precision of the Direct Hit the likes of which have never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying that to me over the Internet? Think again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Medic Girlfriends across the USA and your Server IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fragged, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in Rocket Jumpingt, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the TF2 Soldier weapons and I will use them to the full extent to wipe your miserable face of the server, you little scrub. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot. I will spam crockets all over you and you will die in it. You’re dead, kiddo.


What's your opinion of the "Tryhard Pub Soldier" stereotype?Personally I think it's overexaggerated and only really present because of people like SoundSmith perpetrating it.

[SED4906]

That copypasta though...

[Fritz Bittenfeld]

Originally posted by The Soldier_engie-demo // TSED:

That copypasta though...

It took me a bit to delete swears and change words.

[Seren]

Isn't this old as hell

[Fritz Bittenfeld]

Originally posted by UnofficialAether:

Isn't this old as hell

Navy Seal copypasta? Yeah

[medjed]

Originally posted by A Mediocre Engineer:

What did you just say about me, you little Pubber? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Jump Academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Friendly Servers, and I have over 300 confirmed killstreaks. I am trained in Market Gardens and I’m the top player in the entire TF2 Comp Scene. You are nothing to me but just another kill for my strange. I will wipe you the ♥♥♥♥ out with precision of the Direct Hit the likes of which have never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying that to me over the Internet? Think again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Medic Girlfriends across the USA and your Server IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your inventory. You’re fragged, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my melee weapon. Not only am I extensively trained in Rocket Jumping, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the TF2 Soldier weapons and I will use them to the full extent to wipe your miserable face of the server, you little scrub. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot. I will spam crockets all over you and you will die in it. You’re dead, kiddo.

fixed and changed some minor things