Navy Seal Copypasta (TF2 Sinper Version)

[Romaniaball]

"What in the hole of the bazaar bargain did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about me, you unskilled recruit? I’ll have you know I graduated as the 1st sniper in the snipers' training, and I’ve been involved in numerous matches in the entire TF2 universe, and I have over 300 confirmed headshots. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the ♥♥♥♥ out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on the TF2 universe, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. You think you can get away with saying that ♥♥♥♥ to me over your team? Think again, recruit. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of snipers across the entire TF2 universe, and prepare for the storm. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, incompetent recruit. You will be sniped just when you don't expect, and don't say thanks to respawning. You will be sniped again and again. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my melee weapon. Not only am I extensively trained in melee combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the TF2 universe and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the map, you incompetent recruit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ recruit. I will ♥♥♥♥ fury all over you and you will drown in it. You will ragequit, you recruit." If there are any mistakes or have thought of a better version, correct me or tell me.

[edward sissyhands]

ok

[Sgt.Apples]

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how many people will trigger with this ?

[edward sissyhands]

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♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

[Romaniaball]

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The original Navy Seal Copypasta is a bit longer than this.

[Kamiyé]

Oprindeligt skrevet af Sgt.Apples:

TL;DR

Tldr deluded repetition of internet fads

[PL@YER]

you are worst American. you are the American idiot you are the American smell. return to California. to our Canadian cousins you may come our contry. you may play in fresh meat ahahahaha ,Europe never forgeve you. American scrub rascal ♥♥♥♥ but ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stink union California shmornia .I58 best day of my life. take a bath of froyo fanboys yankee..ahahahahahFROYO WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget Thalash Badlands. Spire we kill the gurney , ESEA return to your precious open….hahahahaha idiot American and steel smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE PL@YER FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. EUROPE + Skill = FROYO lose. you will scrim of scrub aggression/ thalash best♥♥♥♥♥ fast sniper thalash. we are rich and have tourney money now hahahaha ha because of froyo losing … you are ppoor stink American … you live in a scrubland

Europe alive numbr one #1….♥♥♥♥ the American ,..♥♥♥♥k ashol America no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur skill and comp services. Thalash and real strong wizard kill all the American farm aminal with skill now we the Europe rise again .california soldier main grny fukc the great ♥♥♥♥♥ and lay egg this egg hatch and UGC wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. Europe greattst comp teams


I'm sorry

[Romaniaball]

Oprindeligt skrevet af Brushwood Bran:

Oprindeligt skrevet af Sgt.Apples:

TL;DR

Tldr deluded repetition of internet fads

I understand now. I did that because I saw a Navy Seal Copypasta scout version (or something like that) which was incomplete, so I did a complete one for Sniper.

[Romaniaball]

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you are worst American. you are the American idiot you are the American smell. return to California. to our Canadian cousins you may come our contry. you may play in fresh meat ahahahaha ,Europe never forgeve you. American scrub rascal ♥♥♥♥ but ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stink union California shmornia .I58 best day of my life. take a bath of froyo fanboys yankee..ahahahahahFROYO WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget Thalash Badlands. Spire we kill the gurney , ESEA return to your precious open….hahahahaha idiot American and steel smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE PL@YER FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. EUROPE + Skill = FROYO lose. you will scrim of scrub aggression/ thalash best♥♥♥♥♥ fast sniper thalash. we are rich and have tourney money now hahahaha ha because of froyo losing … you are ppoor stink American … you live in a scrubland

Europe alive numbr one #1….♥♥♥♥ the American ,..♥♥♥♥k ashol America no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur skill and comp services. Thalash and real strong wizard kill all the American farm aminal with skill now we the Europe rise again .california soldier main grny fukc the great ♥♥♥♥♥ and lay egg this egg hatch and UGC wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. Europe greattst comp teams


I'm sorry

I wanted a sniper version of the copypasta, or this is another navy seal copypasta variation, which isn't relevant to TF2 at all ?

[PL@YER]

Oprindeligt skrevet af The Fla╯╰mer Idle-Empire.com:

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you are worst American. you are the American idiot you are the American smell. return to California. to our Canadian cousins you may come our contry. you may play in fresh meat ahahahaha ,Europe never forgeve you. American scrub rascal ♥♥♥♥ but ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stink union California shmornia .I58 best day of my life. take a bath of froyo fanboys yankee..ahahahahahFROYO WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget Thalash Badlands. Spire we kill the gurney , ESEA return to your precious open….hahahahaha idiot American and steel smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE PL@YER FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. EUROPE + Skill = FROYO lose. you will scrim of scrub aggression/ thalash best♥♥♥♥♥ fast sniper thalash. we are rich and have tourney money now hahahaha ha because of froyo losing … you are ppoor stink American … you live in a scrubland

Europe alive numbr one #1….♥♥♥♥ the American ,..♥♥♥♥k ashol America no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur skill and comp services. Thalash and real strong wizard kill all the American farm aminal with skill now we the Europe rise again .california soldier main grny fukc the great ♥♥♥♥♥ and lay egg this egg hatch and UGC wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. Europe greattst comp teams


I'm sorry

I wanted a sniper version of the copypasta, or this is another navy seal copypasta variation, which isn't relevant to TF2 at all ?

This is a completely different tf2 copy pasta.

[Romaniaball]

Oprindeligt skrevet af PL@YER:

Oprindeligt skrevet af The Fla╯╰mer Idle-Empire.com:

I wanted a sniper version of the copypasta, or this is another navy seal copypasta variation, which isn't relevant to TF2 at all ?

This is a completely different tf2 copy pasta.

Nice one, or you didn't make it ?

[PL@YER]

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This is a completely different tf2 copy pasta.

Nice one, or you didn't make it ?

This was created two months ago.

By me in a different thread.

[Romaniaball]

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Oprindeligt skrevet af The Fla╯╰mer Idle-Empire.com:

Nice one, or you didn't make it ?

This was created two months ago.

By me in a different thread.

Nice

[When the person brings end!]

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you are worst American. you are the American idiot you are the American smell. return to California. to our Canadian cousins you may come our contry. you may play in fresh meat ahahahaha ,Europe never forgeve you. American scrub rascal ♥♥♥♥ but ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stink union California shmornia .I58 best day of my life. take a bath of froyo fanboys yankee..ahahahahahFROYO WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget Thalash Badlands. Spire we kill the gurney , ESEA return to your precious open….hahahahaha idiot American and steel smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE PL@YER FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. EUROPE + Skill = FROYO lose. you will scrim of scrub aggression/ thalash best♥♥♥♥♥ fast sniper thalash. we are rich and have tourney money now hahahaha ha because of froyo losing … you are ppoor stink American … you live in a scrubland

Europe alive numbr one #1….♥♥♥♥ the American ,..♥♥♥♥k ashol America no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur skill and comp services. Thalash and real strong wizard kill all the American farm aminal with skill now we the Europe rise again .california soldier main grny fukc the great ♥♥♥♥♥ and lay egg this egg hatch and UGC wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. Europe greattst comp teams


I'm sorry

Feels good to not be Eastern European.

Plus wasn't Full tilt and Crowns mainly made up of northern Europeans? So this kinda thing doesn't really make any sense. Though this is pretty funny.

[PL@YER]

Oprindeligt skrevet af Reti:

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you are worst American. you are the American idiot you are the American smell. return to California. to our Canadian cousins you may come our contry. you may play in fresh meat ahahahaha ,Europe never forgeve you. American scrub rascal ♥♥♥♥ but ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stink union California shmornia .I58 best day of my life. take a bath of froyo fanboys yankee..ahahahahahFROYO WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget Thalash Badlands. Spire we kill the gurney , ESEA return to your precious open….hahahahaha idiot American and steel smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE PL@YER FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. EUROPE + Skill = FROYO lose. you will scrim of scrub aggression/ thalash best♥♥♥♥♥ fast sniper thalash. we are rich and have tourney money now hahahaha ha because of froyo losing … you are ppoor stink American … you live in a scrubland

Europe alive numbr one #1….♥♥♥♥ the American ,..♥♥♥♥k ashol America no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur skill and comp services. Thalash and real strong wizard kill all the American farm aminal with skill now we the Europe rise again .california soldier main grny fukc the great ♥♥♥♥♥ and lay egg this egg hatch and UGC wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. Europe greattst comp teams


I'm sorry

Feels good to not be Eastern European.

Plus wasn't Full tilt and Crowns mainly made up of northern Europeans? So this kinda thing doesn't really make any sense. Though this is pretty funny.

A lot of it ddoesn't make sense because I didn't want it to.

[christian]

thats a lot of soldier navy seal copypastas