Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

Asmodia (已封禁) 2017 年 3 月 10 日 下午 7:35
Is the pyro a alien?
Yes I know the invasion update was a year ago and that the update is over but I rewatched the trailer and I noticed something really strange. At the point where the alien ship rips apart the barn and the BLU team is standing in horror the pyro is seen waving at the aliens with a capsule that is used for the invasion tuefort ctf thingy (http://68.media.tumblr.com/956b7ba95b085391fd2086dcd277bbba/tumblr_inline_nr54hiad511rqpw6j_500.png). Now it got me thinking if they pyro is even human, earlier in the video the pyro is seen calmly starring at the alien ship and when the engi comes out he reacted in horror (Yes i know the pyro is mentally unstable but bare with me) Pyro is the only class before the invasion update that had alien like cosmetics (Exluding the alien promo items for scout and the facehugger) such as Triboniophorus Tyrannus, Area 451 and many space related cosmetics possibly hinting to his relation and experice with outerspace and many "futuristic" weapons such as Maul, MannMelter, and the plhog. The pyro has never been seen without the gas mask, it's possible that it's a mask or something that helps the pyro breath the earth's oxygen. However my theory has a flauw, the Voodoo-Cursed Pyro Soul shows a human skeleton, unless it is a alien that has a smiliar bone like structure or that because they have magic in the game it's bones were morphed/a "magical effect" causing him to have the apperience of a human skeleton this could be a fatal flaw. So is the pyro a Alien? Am I overthinking this? Or is valve hiding something from us? What do you guys think about this?
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JJ 2017 年 3 月 11 日 上午 12:31 
pyros are actually demons that inhabit hell. The pretty thier head is the stonger they are
brokenphilip 2017 年 3 月 11 日 上午 12:34 
your an idiot pyro cant be pyro he already is pyro so he is a human
Pyro is its own species. He doesn't wear a suit and a mask, he IS the suit and mask.
Zot 2017 年 3 月 11 日 上午 1:52 
引用自 JSConnor
引用自 My name is Zot104
Actually, this was confired. Pyro is a pyro.

The rare and endangered pyro is a species reinging from Mars? Why Mars? Well... 's red. Like fire. aAn' pyros do love them some fire. I dunno, they just kinda showed up one day. Anyhow, the pyros have begun to invade Earth posing as humanoid creatures. The Pyro is one of them. They have not develpoed the proper vocal cords to effectivly communicate, so they use the suit as an excuse to mumble. Now, Mann Co. is aware of the pyros and the threat they pose. The missile in Doomsday was actually made to blow up the pyros on Mars. Tru story.

In conclusion, pyro iz pyro.

Wouldn't they live on the sun then (considering it's basically a gigantic ball of fire)
Well they would, but the sun is just superheated plasma. Not a lot of real estate there.
Ranocai 2017 年 3 月 11 日 下午 12:22 
引用自 My name is Zot104
Actually, this was confired. Pyro is a pyro.

The rare and endangered pyro is a species reinging from Mars? Why Mars? Well... 's red. Like fire. An' pyros do love them some fire. I dunno, they just kinda showed up one day. Anyhow, the pyros have begun to invade Earth posing as humanoid creatures. The Pyro is one of them. They have not develpoed the proper vocal cords to effectivly communicate, so they use the suit as an excuse to mumble. Now, Mann Co. is aware of the pyros and the threat they pose. The missile in Doomsday was actually made to blow up the pyros on Mars. Tru story.

In conclusion, pyro iz pyro.
I find that hard to believe. The pyro is a mercenary hired by the Mann Bros. You must have some credentials, and mumbling does not count. Can you explain how a contract for a pyro would work?

Consider that the pyro is being paid somehow, and custimizes his suit at will, even though that it his body.

Its hard to explain, because thr concept is ridiculous.
Zot 2017 年 3 月 11 日 下午 1:08 
引用自 Ranocai
引用自 My name is Zot104
Actually, this was confired. Pyro is a pyro.

The rare and endangered pyro is a species reinging from Mars? Why Mars? Well... 's red. Like fire. An' pyros do love them some fire. I dunno, they just kinda showed up one day. Anyhow, the pyros have begun to invade Earth posing as humanoid creatures. The Pyro is one of them. They have not develpoed the proper vocal cords to effectivly communicate, so they use the suit as an excuse to mumble. Now, Mann Co. is aware of the pyros and the threat they pose. The missile in Doomsday was actually made to blow up the pyros on Mars. Tru story.

In conclusion, pyro iz pyro.
I find that hard to believe. The pyro is a mercenary hired by the Mann Bros. You must have some credentials, and mumbling does not count. Can you explain how a contract for a pyro would work?

Consider that the pyro is being paid somehow, and custimizes his suit at will, even though that it his body.

Its hard to explain, because thr concept is ridiculous.
He burns a lotta things. 'S a pretty good credential.
PapaFizzyWizzy 2017 年 3 月 11 日 下午 1:20 
Bronie ;-)
Ozyruz 2017 年 3 月 11 日 下午 1:23 
引用自 Br0k3n
your an idiot pyro cant be pyro he already is pyro so he is a human
Pyro is its own species. He doesn't wear a suit and a mask, he IS the suit and mask.
Explains why the gas tank is part of his hitbox..
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Ranocai 2017 年 3 月 11 日 下午 1:24 
引用自 My name is Zot104
引用自 Ranocai
I find that hard to believe. The pyro is a mercenary hired by the Mann Bros. You must have some credentials, and mumbling does not count. Can you explain how a contract for a pyro would work?

Consider that the pyro is being paid somehow, and custimizes his suit at will, even though that it his body.

Its hard to explain, because thr concept is ridiculous.
He burns a lotta things. 'S a pretty good credential.
Burning singularly is not a sufficient enough to be hired. I know I would not be hired if I was known as a pyromaniac.
COVID-19 (已封禁) 2017 年 3 月 11 日 下午 1:27 
PYRO IS A FUC ING MALE GENDER STOP BEING CONFUSED WITH GIRL IF U SEE SOME COSMETICTS THEY GONNA BE EVEN MORE MALE GENDER TRIGGERING

SO HES MALE

STOP WITH THIS SHI T

ALSO HE SOUNDS LIKE A MALE SO STFU NOW
最后由 COVID-19 编辑于; 2017 年 3 月 11 日 下午 1:27
Ozyruz 2017 年 3 月 11 日 下午 1:28 
引用自 Ranocai
引用自 My name is Zot104
He burns a lotta things. 'S a pretty good credential.
Burning singularly is not a sufficient enough to be hired. I know I would not be hired if I was known as a pyromaniac.
Mann Co doesn't hire "normal" people.

They hired the nine most dangerous people on earth, Sniper and Spy are Assassins.
(Despite Sniper using a Hunting rifle..)
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Asmodia (已封禁) 2017 年 3 月 11 日 下午 1:43 
引用自 Λ¢ק Green
引用自 D_ark
you a space ♥♥♥♥♥ have you seen nasa talk about this ♥♥♥♥
No, this name is for comical reasons.
it's a joke if you didn't know that
Ranocai 2017 年 3 月 11 日 下午 1:52 
引用自 Corduroy
引用自 Ranocai
Burning singularly is not a sufficient enough to be hired. I know I would not be hired if I was known as a pyromaniac.
Mann Co doesn't hire "normal" people.

They hired the nine most dangerous people on earth, Sniper and Spy are Assassins.
(Despite Sniper using a Hunting rifle..)
The Sniper and the Spy would still have a home address, and a storage for money, as these mercenaries are being paid.
Ozyruz 2017 年 3 月 11 日 下午 1:53 
引用自 Ranocai
引用自 Corduroy
Mann Co doesn't hire "normal" people.

They hired the nine most dangerous people on earth, Sniper and Spy are Assassins.
(Despite Sniper using a Hunting rifle..)
The Sniper and the Spy would still have a home address, and a storage for money, as these mercenaries are being paid.
Soldier barely even knew he was being paid..
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