Tell me your funny moments in the game

[Omertoso]

When you go to talk to Lovrik after you deal with the group who ambush you in Driftwood inn and threaten to kill him, he will say "Lift a finger towards me and this whole room will rise to my defence." Except I had bribed the whole bar beforehand, so they instead kinda joined the fight on my side...

What have you done in the game that you have found funny? Or maybe an NPC did something dumb? Tell me!

[Chaoslink]

Got caught stealing in Fort Joy. Because I helped the elf, Ifan jumped to my side when combat broke out. Lohse became hostile. I fled. I was no longer in combat whatsoever but the two still kept fighting. I healed them repeatedly to keep them alive and teleported them to areas they couldn’t get away from. They proceeded to spend the rest of their time in Fort Joy yelling angrily at one another from either side of the fort in an endless combat consisting entirely of angry words and turn skipping.

[Chaoslink]

There’s also that demon that possesses you when you hurt the dwarf enough in that Bloodmoon Isle vault. I used a charm immunity effect to keep myself from being controlled and proceeded to take the demon to Driftwood where I attacked my own character until the demon appeared, then escaped combat and watched as the demon ran rampant through the town possessing the citizens as they killed their friends.

[Chaoslink]

There was also the time I fought Addy (the Doctor) in act four by hiding in a different room and skipping my turn. When all his demon minions spawned and the nurses closed in, I tossed one AoE spell out to strip all their magic armor at once, then hit them all with a mind maggot grenade and sat back while all of Addy’s minions killed him. An archdemon killed by lesser demons and his own thralls. Tragic.

[DrunkPunk]

This one was a while back before the DE, we were fighting that possessed dwarf in act 2. Things didn't go quite as we planned, I think this was our first run ever, and the fight ended with my buddy getting possessed and me dead. The game was basically stuck there, him possessed and me dead, him unable to do anything. Except fast travel.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e63S5v-tl2E

There's another clip I have of the blackpits fight. As if the fight wasn't long enough, there was one magister that just wanted to watch the world burn... so he took the longest route he could to try and make that happen. And then he just kept going and going and going.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2jN6ZZjH6U

[LeftPaw]

This post got me thinking of something I found funny in DOS 2. I couldn't think of a single time.
In contrast BG3 has had me in stitches many times.

[Chaoslink]

I suppose another funny thing depending on how you think about it was the ol’ backpack exploit. Trading has an order of operations effect to it. You pick the things you want and offer things in return. Then you accept the trade and first give to the vendor before they give to you.

This used to be exploitable. You would first take all their money. Steal it, sell things whatever. Get it all. Then you’d put a single coin in a backpack or other container and give it to them. Then buy everything you could, up to 49999g and pay with cash. Because you give them the gold first before they give you the items, you’d also buy the backpack with the one gold. This would mean that when they put the gold you’re paying with in their own inventory it would stack with the one coin in the container, THEN they gave you the container and the items... with all the gold you just spent in said container. You could literally set them up too so that when their inventory reset, the new gold they get would stack in there too and you could just swing by and take their entire gold pile free.

Now they empty containers when you sell them to them. Still, it was hilarious watching these hard working shop owners just give you their products and money for free.