Divinity: Original Sin 2

Divinity: Original Sin 2

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littlesake Oct 4, 2017 @ 2:24pm
Sex in the game
in my palythrough my character the red prince has had sex with every race and gender ... some times by choice ... others by acciddent (looking at beast with his magnificent beard)...

I dont mind casual sex with whom ever that comes in sight.

but i just dont get certain mechnics at work...how do those different species actually DO it...

I mean humans and dwarves...ok...they seem similar enough...

elfs in this game are half trees unlike tolkien elfs...so thats kinda wierd but still acceptable...

lizards? they dont even have the same reproduction system...the story explicitly states that lizards lay eggs...

undead? they dont even have the thing...they cant even talk because they have no vocal cords...they talk by directly communicating with your brain...they do have agile finger bones though ...is that what this is about?
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Zero Oct 4, 2017 @ 2:31pm 
just because lizards lay eggs, doesn't mean they don't have ♥♥♥♥♥ and vaginas of some kind that you can fk
murometz Oct 4, 2017 @ 2:31pm 
You're questioning the mechanics of sex in non-human species in a game whose characters throw around fireballs, teleport people across fields, and use runes to add enchantments to weapons? Call it suspension of disbelief, and just enjoy. :)
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littlesake Oct 4, 2017 @ 2:33pm 
Originally posted by Zero:
just because lizards lay eggs, doesn't mean they don't have ♥♥♥♥♥ and vaginas of some kind that you can fk

judging by the models, they dont...lizards are naked without armor
BenTenpenny Oct 4, 2017 @ 2:39pm 
Look ... it's fantasy ... so they all have 🍌's and 🍑's.

The races may have different body sizes but though a truly divine miracle all their genitals just fit into each other like LEGO.

/canon
Zero Oct 4, 2017 @ 2:41pm 
Originally posted by littlesake:
Originally posted by Zero:
just because lizards lay eggs, doesn't mean they don't have ♥♥♥♥♥ and vaginas of some kind that you can fk

judging by the models, they dont...lizards are naked without armor
maybe they go back in them or something, i doubt dragons flew around with their ♥♥♥♥♥ flopping around
BenTenpenny Oct 4, 2017 @ 2:43pm 
That's why they went extinct ... because all the Dragon's Hunters needed to pay attention to was a constant *flapflapflapflapflap* from above.

That's why Talana was the last one of them ... they couldn't hear her.
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Larentoun Oct 4, 2017 @ 2:45pm 
Originally posted by littlesake:
Originally posted by Zero:
just because lizards lay eggs, doesn't mean they don't have ♥♥♥♥♥ and vaginas of some kind that you can fk

judging by the models, they dont...lizards are naked without armor
Theirs thingys are hidden in their scale till some moment. Learn some lizardy (dont ask me)
littlesake Oct 4, 2017 @ 2:49pm 
i wish Hubert Cranley had a book on this...could be a best seller...
Enemy Unknown Oct 4, 2017 @ 2:52pm 
Lizards have their sexual organ between the eyes.
Where i know this? It is fantasy, imagine whatever you like. Simple as that.

If this doesn't help finding the answers you search for... think about the Troll Lady with her husband who is a Dwarf living inside of that gigantic shell at the shore. And they have 3 kids.
Al3x!el Oct 4, 2017 @ 2:54pm 
Put your pents back up right now ...
Singrave Oct 4, 2017 @ 2:57pm 
keep your lizard away from me :-/
BenTenpenny Oct 4, 2017 @ 3:05pm 
Originally posted by littlesake:
i wish Hubert Cranley had a book on this...could be a best seller...

Hubert Cranley's Fifty Scales of Red
Hubert Cranley's Dwarves Like It Hairy
Hubert Cranley's Lohse Does Driftwood
Hunert Cranley's The Way To A Man's Heart Goes Through Your Stomach - The Essential Companion to Elven Lovemaking
Thorba Oct 4, 2017 @ 3:05pm 
He should be called the sperm prince.
Benis :DD Oct 4, 2017 @ 3:50pm 
Originally posted by littlesake:
undead? they dont even have the thing...they cant even talk because they have no vocal cords...
Better not to think about this, Fane.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4HE4Ucsg1I
3LiON Oct 4, 2017 @ 4:53pm 
Sex doesn't always require penetration. You don't know the anatomy of lizard men and their erogenous zones. What if the easiest way to have an orgasm for them is to lick an ear pinna? :) After all, the most important organ for sex is not genitals, but the brain!
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