Your top 3 favorite NPC quotes!

[Say]

Come on, it's not an Original Sin game unless NPCs are spamming the same quote over and over! What are your top three favorites?

Mine:

3: Keep it up dwarf and you'll end up eating sawdust from a cell floor.

2. Owning a heart is a wonderous thing....but owning a head is a terrible thing.

1. I sell to natives and newcomers alike.....we shall trade........we shall talk.....

[Say]

Originally posted by 長久玲奈:

Hear ye, hear ye! Queen Justinia executes two dozen noblemen for insubordination!

shut the ♥♥♥♥ up!

No!

I never want to hear that ever again! I'm so sick of hearing that over and over and over. I'm going to go insane!

P.S. Is there a way to kill the town crier without aggroing everyone?

[Chaoslink]

A dwarf and a elf is a dwelf, said by the drunk elf in the bar in driftwood.

[Ashera]

Originally posted by Lady Winter:

Originally posted by 長久玲奈:

Hear ye, hear ye! Queen Justinia executes two dozen noblemen for insubordination!

shut the ♥♥♥♥ up!

No!

I never want to hear that ever again! I'm so sick of hearing that over and over and over. I'm going to go insane!

P.S. Is there a way to kill the town crier without aggroing everyone?

HA! Yes, yes there is. I do this whenever I reach Driftwood now.
Teleport him from a location where you aren't in LOS of NPC's and tele him into no ones LOS, nuke him before anyone patrols over. Too hard to explain where to stand over text, but it is there.

[Chaoslink]

Originally posted by Lady Winter:

Originally posted by 長久玲奈:

Hear ye, hear ye! Queen Justinia executes two dozen noblemen for insubordination!

shut the ♥♥♥♥ up!

No!

I never want to hear that ever again! I'm so sick of hearing that over and over and over. I'm going to go insane!

P.S. Is there a way to kill the town crier without aggroing everyone?

If my fort joy method works in driftwood, then yes. Basically just get a corpse nearby, keep outta sight and summon a bloated corpse using necromancy. Send the summon over to the target and have it explode. So long as it penetrates any relevant armor, the health damage will not heal and no one should suspect you. Rinse and repeat until dead.

[raubrey]

Some are kinda spoilers, so I'll just use this:

It's one of those have-to be-there moments:

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1168176531

[Sovereigndrake]

Originally posted by Lady Winter:

Originally posted by 長久玲奈:

Hear ye, hear ye! Queen Justinia executes two dozen noblemen for insubordination!

shut the ♥♥♥♥ up!

No!

I never want to hear that ever again! I'm so sick of hearing that over and over and over. I'm going to go insane!

P.S. Is there a way to kill the town crier without aggroing everyone?

Come out come out wherever you are!

[Guts]

I like the bit in Fort Joy, after Lohse attacks Saheila, when she calls you out for pretending to be interested in her well-being when you're likely more interested in the fights she could end up dragging you into against your will.

[Gwumpy Fwog]

Originally posted by Chaoslink:

A dwarf and a elf is a dwelf, said by the drunk elf in the bar in driftwood.

your not my mom

[Sovereigndrake]

Did you hear the one about the waiter, the two horses, and the dog...

[Postino]

"should've seen that coming" - dead bull

[Chaoslink]

Originally posted by legion160:

Originally posted by Chaoslink:

A dwarf and a elf is a dwelf, said by the drunk elf in the bar in driftwood.

your not my mom

Who's your daddy?

[Goofbal]

The tombstone with the epitaph Here lies Master Ragequin's second apprentice. Killed by dying.

[iPrecision]

Orange and yellow, purple and green, finest veggies Cyseal ever seen!

[Ashera]

Originally posted by dampsquid:

"should've seen that coming" - dead bull

Can you tell me my future?
Hmmm.... You will die....
When?
HMMMMMMMMM.......... Soon. Yep, soon.

[Ptolemy]

I know it’s been said, but in the spirit of NPC spam...

HEAR YE! HEAR YE! Queen Justinia executes two dozen noblemen for InsubOrdinAtion!