Resident Evil 7 Biohazard

Resident Evil 7 Biohazard

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This game sucks, don't bother with it.
There's like 8000 "positive" review's, so 8k people out there have down syndrome or never played any of the previous titles.

I know that sounds harsh, but i'm a seasoned resident evil fan.

re1, re2, re3, re4, re code veronica x, re outbreak and outbreak file 2, re5 i beat and mastered them all.

re6 was too much action, just a more intense action version of 5 with a bizzare storyline.

Now this game came out, i think it's more on the VR Hype Train then anything else.

First off the game is basically explore, do some detective work, fight an unkillable boss or run and hide from him, solve a puzzle, kill a few random things here and there, re fight the unkillable boss, do another puzzle, learn about the reason your here, kill more random monsters, decide on wether you wanna make ammo or healing items, again fight the unkillable boss, another unkillable boss, yaydayadayada oh look you been playing for 8 hours and now you finally killed the immortal boss yay, game over, did you manage to find the 20 coins and 20 bobble heads, no, then no infinite ammo and chainsaw for your second playthrough, no refunds.

It's got good graphics and nice scenery, i was promised to be scared to death, i didnt flinch once, FYI i played this on the ps4, and it cost me 110$, i'm taking it back to the game store tomorrow for a full refund,

An 8 hour long repetitive boss encounter survival game with a crappy storyline and no replay value.

Gimmie resident evil 4 and 5 anyday, letsee what did resident evil 4 have, uh 10 bosses, 32 hour game length, scary scenes, cool music, cool weapons, a shop system, interesting storyline, plot twists and oh right MERCENARIES MODE.

And if any moderators working for capcom read this and don;t like it, i don't care if i'm banned, i never ever want to play this horendous piece of ♥♥♥♥ ever again, and i just hope i can disway a few gullible players away from getting this garbage, shame on capcom, it's worth billions so it's not about money anymore, just release some good games for ♥♥♥♥♥ sake. You have ruined resident evils good name since 2012. Stop ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ it up.
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DeadPhoenix Feb 6, 2017 @ 4:34am 
cool story bro !!!
Tommy Reslin Feb 6, 2017 @ 4:40am 
Originally posted by Dr. Algernop Krieger:
did you manage to find the 20 coins and 20 bobble heads, no, then no infinite ammo and chainsaw for your second playthrough, no refunds.


Gimmie resident evil 4 and 5 anyday, letsee what did resident evil 4 have, uh 10 bosses, 32 hour game length, scary scenes, cool music, cool weapons, a shop system, interesting storyline, plot twists and oh right MERCENARIES MODE.

Lol, resident evil 4 and 5 took the game away from what Resident Evil was and used to be. Those games weren't survival horror. They were action horror. At least Resident Evil 7 is back to survival horror. Also, you don't get the chainsaw for 20 coins and bobbleheads. The "circular Saw" you get for completing the game under four hours. Infinite ammo you get from mad house but based on your post? You don't sound like much of a resident evil fan so I think you'd struggle there. Also it makes me laugh when people say what is and isn't a resident evil fan. Try doing Resident Evil Remake, knife only, invisible monsters, and on hard mode in 1 hour and 47 minutes. I did.

I beat resident evil 2 in 1 hour and 6 minutes. I've beaten resident evil 0 in 1 hour and 43 minutes. I've done speed runs on all the original resident evil games and have accomplished things that you probably only dream about in those games and watch streamers accomplish in wide eyed envy. So I think I hold more weight when I claim.. Resident evil 7 is the closest experience we've had since 4. Is it as good as remake? Resident evil 2? Or resident evil 3? No, but it's right up there.

LOL in your profile you don't really have much if any survival horror games and on steam the only resident evil you have IS SIX. Get out.
Last edited by Tommy Reslin; Feb 6, 2017 @ 4:43am
Plaxus Feb 6, 2017 @ 4:43am 
Why would you get banned? Your opinion is just ♥♥♥♥, not special. No one takes you that seriously lol

"man, halo, idk, that game kinda sucks. You just kinda move 2 joysticks and press the right trigger when things line up. All the levels are indoor or outdoor, not very inspired. There is no leveling system to power up your armor guy. Just over all bad experience"
Last edited by Plaxus; Feb 6, 2017 @ 4:53am
El Fuerte Feb 6, 2017 @ 4:44am 
You're so worthless you're not even gonna get banned. Rather ignored. Again don't even own the game so no one cares about your "review"
Last edited by El Fuerte; Feb 6, 2017 @ 4:46am
Go shave ur anus!
Tommy Reslin Feb 6, 2017 @ 4:46am 
Originally posted by ^1BigBossMan1978 BE:
Go shave ur anus!

He can't. He'd need to use the lawn mower and even that would get stuck.
I'm not trying to be a troll or obnoxious or anything, i'm so sick of capcom ruining the resident evil series, this game was a joke

I just want less people paying for this piece of crap.

because if more people buy it capcom will think it was fine to make a repetive short easy puzzle no scare scenes survival game and just ruin the next sequl too, i loved re1-5 and now its all going downhill.

El Fuerte Feb 6, 2017 @ 4:48am 
Originally posted by Dr. Algernop Krieger:
I'm not trying to be a troll or obnoxious or anything, i'm so sick of capcom ruining the resident evil series, this game was a joke

I just want less people paying for this piece of crap.

because if more people buy it capcom will think it was fine to make a repetive short easy puzzle no scare scenes survival game and just ruin the next sequl too, i loved re1-5 and now its all going downhill.

Blab all you want. You still don't own the game and your "review" about it is worthless.
Last edited by El Fuerte; Feb 6, 2017 @ 4:48am
#faceplam, i said i bought it for ps4, i just finnished and i have nowhere to complain about how bad it was, so here i am, trying to dissuade other from having the same awful experience.
Tommy Reslin Feb 6, 2017 @ 4:53am 
Originally posted by Dr. Algernop Krieger:
I'm not trying to be a troll or obnoxious or anything, i'm so sick of capcom ruining the resident evil series, this game was a joke

I just want less people paying for this piece of crap.

because if more people buy it capcom will think it was fine to make a repetive short easy puzzle no scare scenes survival game and just ruin the next sequl too, i loved re1-5 and now its all going downhill.

I don't think you've played it because there was quite a few misinformation in your above post. Not to mention resident evil has been going downhill since 4. Not six. It moved away from survival horror. If people keep complaining about this game capcom is going to go "Huh. Back to six style then. Action really does sell better." Seven is far superior to six in everyway.
Last edited by Tommy Reslin; Feb 6, 2017 @ 4:53am
Four was still scary and still rung true to that genre, 5 was actually when it moved more into action, and when it startetd to go down hill. six was awful.

But atleast 5 had a very good storyline, and fun boss fights, that ending with wesker in the volcano was the best ending to the series.

I just deleted 7 off my ps4 hard drive, i'm taking it back in the morning, i also remembered that the game store i bought it from has a copy of resident evil 4 hd remaster for the ps4, for like 30$ i'm gonna get that and re-enjoy the game.

Also don;t bother with final fantasy 15, it's way repetitive and grindfest midgame, and has an awful "betray the player" style ending, mmk.
Michael Feb 6, 2017 @ 4:58am 
Originally posted by Dr. Algernop Krieger:
#faceplam, i said i bought it for ps4

Opinions rendered invalid, disregarding.
Frankie-Z- Feb 6, 2017 @ 5:00am 
Annddd you're wrong , games awsome
Last edited by Frankie-Z-; Feb 6, 2017 @ 5:01am
Tommy Reslin Feb 6, 2017 @ 5:03am 
Originally posted by Dr. Algernop Krieger:
Four was still scary and still rung true to that genre, 5 was actually when it moved more into action, and when it startetd to go down hill. six was awful.

But atleast 5 had a very good storyline, and fun boss fights, that ending with wesker in the volcano was the best ending to the series.

I just deleted 7 off my ps4 hard drive, i'm taking it back in the morning, i also remembered that the game store i bought it from has a copy of resident evil 4 hd remaster for the ps4, for like 30$ i'm gonna get that and re-enjoy the game.

Also don;t bother with final fantasy 15, it's way repetitive and grindfest midgame, and has an awful "betray the player" style ending, mmk.

4 still wasn't survival horror. You had a merchant who sold you things, you had items that dropped off enemies, and plenty of ammo to gun your way through the game. Resident Evil 4 still had some interesting locations but it wasn't a survival horror game. Saves were not limited, ammo was not scarce, and you weren't really encouraged to be very careful with your health. Also enemies were more likely to drop ammo/health based on how many/few supplies you have, It became very easy to predict when ammo would drop or even a healing item and five was even more action than four.

Resident Evil 4 and 5 were decent games. Even good games but they were never good resident evil games. Resident evil 7, especially on madhouse, introduces very few ammo, limited saves, tough monsters/bosses, and encourages exploration/running as opposed to fighting it out. We haven't had this since Pre-Resident evil 4.
I just asked a few friends on steam who have the game what they thought of it, 8/11 ppl beat it, 9/11 people thought it was crap.
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