What the Haley???

[1337DragonWolf]

Okay, so one morning, I check the Help Wanted board, and find this on there:
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=666245077
I'm like, "Okay, I get it. Single girls have needs." But then later, I find this:
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=670433605
Now I'm going, "No! What are you going to do with that poor bass???"

This game is weird...

[abstractAPPLE]

Makes the name Cave Carrot sound so much more wrong.

[1337DragonWolf]

Originally posted by Dizzy Wizard:

Makes the name Cave Carrot sound so much more wrong.

Oh geez, I didn't even THINK about that!

[Rafein]

Wait till she asks for an Eel

[Dai]

You should see when she asks for a Super Cucumber.

[Idyllic Substitute Finds Purpose]

Complete the quests?

[PeripheralVisionary]

Well, it does have a large mouth.

[Colonel Martyr]

Originally posted by Dizzy Wizard:

Makes the name Cave Carrot sound so much more wrong.

Hahaha. The fact that you point this out has made this whole thread gold.

[landman]

Hey... maybe there's a recipe in this valley with all those things to prevent period pains, or something else... no need to think bad...

[Vroomi]

She probably uses them as sex toys.


I mean, what.

[You2mine]

Off topic but I just have to say this. OP You made a new and nice way to say "wth" with What the haley is awesome to use as a stardew valley fan X3

[Dawarf]

Good job putting it up on a notice board so the entire town can see it.

[Wraith_Magus]

... OK, I didn't think what you guys were thinking when I read this...

I honestly presumed it had to do with some sort of holistic medicine remedy for "that time of month". I.E. some chemical in the cave carrot was good for swelling, since she's the girl who likes forage food, and might prefer some sort of home remedy to aspirin.

[Rambo First Blunt]

The developers in this game have a sense of humor. Enjoy it.

[1337DragonWolf]

Originally posted by you2mine:

Off topic but I just have to say this. OP You made a new and nice way to say "wth" with What the haley is awesome to use as a stardew valley fan X3

I mean, this is twice I've seen her use a public Help Wanted board for a clearly private request for crying out loud! I practically tear them down because I don't want her to be humiliated!!!

Not only that, but after I saw the second posting, I couldn't help but say "What the-- Haley???"

[Idyllic Substitute Finds Purpose]

Originally posted by nitefoxzero:

Originally posted by PeripheralVisionary:

Well, it does have a large mouth.

Yeah like your mom!

xD

lol supr funi xddddd