Your favourite AI phrases or funny timed quotes?

[dontyoudare]

I have to say, there is a lot of funny combinatiions with the AI that sometimes I go out of the way to wait and listen for more to pop up.

Anyway here are a couple of things that made me chuckle.
Ranger A: Why did you get married?
Ranger B: It's an idea.

As soon as the mission started and the EDF team just deployed..... ''I'm reloading cover me!'' ''I'm out of ammo!''

[Sovery_Simple]

Ranger: So, why did you get married?
Fencer: For JUSTICE!

(Okay, it's hard to keep track of who says what when you're the only ranger and every NPC is following you across the map.)

[TheAdmiral]

One of the troops was signing the anthem with the lyrics, all cheerful like as per normal, but about his home being destroyed and his lover is dead. I hate that singing so much, so it was beautiful when I finally heard another say "Shut up with that depressing crap!"

Also: Soldier A: Do you have a girl back home?
Soldier B: I'll think about it.

[DeviousDave]

Mission Controler A: Balams arms are exceding their stress tolerance, if we keep this up it may not be salvageable!

Mission controler B: I DON'T CARE, KEEP PUNCHING IT!

[Bede-x]

"Progress faster than science is impossible"

I don't remember the exact quote, but the end of Machine Squad where they talk about the brain is also golden. Something like: "Is there any evidence that the brain exists?" "No, but it has to or mankind is doomed".

[Kuregi Mistwood]

Ranger A: Why did you decide to go on a dangerous mission
Ranger B: Because I can
Ranger C: Really?

[Salty?!]

"It's so dark! I can't see my hands in front of my face!"

"I'm used to it, they used to turn off the lights after dinner in my town.."

[Dralek]

Ranger A: Why did you get married? Ranger B: For my wife.

Ranger A: Why did you enlist? Ranger B: For no reason.

Me: SAVE ME! Ranger A: I cannot possibly reach those expectations.

[KOS-MOS]

Perhaps to the ravagers humans are just bugs, and they want to sweep us away to make room for giant bugs.

[Lioness 西施]

"I feel like we can't lose."

"It only seems like that."

[Bravo]

Ranger A: "Why did you get married?"
Ranger B: "I did it before I realised."

[TheAdmiral]

"Are you happy?"
"It just seems that way."

:(

[ErickaUnlimited]

"I'm gonna shoot you dead!"

[Kashra Fall]

Erginus level, when he first appears.

Ranger 1: Why did you get married?
Ranger ??: Uh-uh! Too Big!
Ranger 2: For my wife.

[AVtechNICK]

*Ranger gets bitten by a giant ant*
I'M BEGGING YOU, STOP THAT!!! (⋟﹏⋞)
*finally gets free after a while*
I have nothing to thank you about, I was fine by myself! (⌐■_■)

[Zeddy]

*Star Eaters, lasers are raining down from everywhere*

Wing Diver: "The weather is on our side today!"

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Ranger 1: "It's over! There's no tomorrow!"

Ranger 2: "Hopefully it'll be nice again tomorrow!"