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doing reviews cuz i can

A cute logic puzzle.

Sympatyczna gra, która z pewnością spodoba się najmłodszym. Posiada kolorową i miłą dla oka grafikę. Gra polega na zbieraniu gwiazdek rozsianych po mapie i dojście do celu w całości. Na drodze stoją różne przeszkody w postaci lodu, szpikulców czy bloczków, które rozpadają się oraz węże, które za wszelką cenę będą próbowały nas dopaść. Gra składa się z kilkudziesięciu podstawowych plansz o różnych poziomach trudności, lecz nic nie stoi na przeszkodzie, by móc pobrać dodatkowe, które są dostępne bezpłatnie w warsztacie Steam. Można również samemu tworzyć mapy w prostym w obsłudze edytorze plansz. 6/10

It's like Puzzle Puppers, but inferior in every way.

Well

I bought this game as a way to get rid of- or should I say- make use of the last remaining bit of cash I had in my steam account, and to provide a minuscule rush of dopamine from seeing my "games owned" counter go up. That's all. But now I am left with a sign of this game until the end of times. More on that later.

I have only had the pleasure of playing this game once, as I was with friends and wanted to poke fun at a game that clearly belongs on a sketchy 'arcade games' website littered with sex toy ads and viruses. Games that belong on sites like these fit a very particular niche; they are made by developers that no one has ever heard of, usually are filled to the brim with game breaking bugs, and leave you feeling quite strange. This game ticks all of those boxes.

Aside from the semi pleasing visuals, it appears as if this game was coded by a monkey with a particular fondness for hard drugs, and was set loose in a server room with nothing but a 2003 laptop. I have never laughed harder after seeing a poly snake in a game no one has played, warp through a wall while simultaneously not being able to move in a certain direction.

I have tremendous respect for the developer of this game. They had the balls to put this masterpiece of a game up on the steam store for everyone to see and comment on, but even had the nerve to charge real world money for it. I am quite possibly the idiot in this situation because I knew exactly what I was signing up for, but still purchased this thing.

I somehow managed to obtain an achievement that only 2% of players have achieved, likely because everyone who has played this uninstalls it after a solid seven minutes. So now my profile has been branded with this game, as it fits all nice and snug into my rarest achievement showcase. Everyone can now see I am a God amongst men in the most honourable of domains: Snakescape. I have no idea what this achievement even entails, and at this point, I'm too afraid to ask.

I don't know anymore, I'm clearly overthinking this. Maybe I'm just a little too angry that I spent money on something like this, but that's the fault of my own reckless spending habits, not the game. It's a harmless puzzle game with an apple and some snakes. I'm sure there are people who would play this game unironically. Why am I even spending the energy to type this whole thing out?

Nah I spent $3 on this game

♥♥♥♥ that


Update: I have just now learned that this game has been completely removed form the steam store, and in its place a 'remastered' version that costs 11 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dollars because God has been dead for a very long time. I hope this review can help my friends understand the confusion surrounding the cursed achievement, in an attempt to explain myself.

The game is quite fun and challenging, but the level editor seems to be broken beyond all functionality (I'm on Linux); keyboard strokes are double, it is impossible to test or to save a level, and the experience gets frustrating. I hope these issues may be fixed in the future for the game is very nice and it would be nicer if one could actually make new levels.

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goodgame

Nice game