Well, it is what it's advertised as. It's repetitive and the story is pretty dull. Graphics aren't great, either.

Pretty much the same as the XBOX Live indie game version, at least so far.

Worth about $1 or less in my opinion. Buy it only if you're an achievement hunter or a masochist.

Michelangelo’s David, Chichen Itza, The Raft of the Medusa by Théodore Géricault, Machu Picchu, Angkor Wat.

These are just a few of the amazing and incredible feats of human creativity and artistry that somehow inexplicably occupy the same reality as this game.

I try to finish this game, just for fun and steam cards.... after all I just make this game working in background and go play other game till cards will not drop. This W-S klicking stupid game is bad when you get many enemies in the screen. Bad game...

This is probably the worst game I've ever played. Quick time events, insanely repetitive gameplay where you mash two buttons, and terrible looking 2Dfied 3D models. Don't waste money on this unless it goes on sale for like less than 20 cents. And only then to get steam trading cards.

Massive Cleavage vs Zombies is another contender for one of the worst games I have ever played in my entire life.

The game follows on two characters. One of them is a blonde girl who is searching for a bottle of BBQ sauce and another girl trying to clear out a bunker full of zombies. Yes that's the actual story.

The gameplay is also really simple. In the blonde girl stages you are put into a 2D stage where you go from side to side slashing away zombies. There's two type of zombies there's tall zombies and dogs which try to hump you to death which you swing upwards to kill and legless zombies, dogs and children which you swing down to kill ( Yes I'm not joking) and the other girl levels are set in a top down perspective which plays like a twin stick shooter.

The Blonde levels are in general pretty simple since all you do is slash in each directions, but the devs somehow managed to mess it up by having some of the worst hit detection on the face of the planet. If a zombie latches onto you can't hit him and have to back up far enough to get a chance to kill, but by doing that you back up into a horde into other zombies which drain your health rapidly.

The other girl stages which are set in the top down segments are also horrible and even more so than the blonde girl stages. The stages are huge and the game doesn't explain what you have to do. Plus once you get into the bunker you can't see anything because the lighting effects are absolutely horrendous.

Graphically the game looks like trash. The blonde girl stages look like they were made by someone who hasn't ever seen a human being before. The other girl stages are also horrible since they look like stages that with assets he found for free on unity store.

The game is short like not even a joke short. It took me 40 minutes to finish this game and after that I never want to see it again, yes it's that bad.

Soundtrack is also really bad. All of it is free music which you can download.

Massive Cleavage vs Zombies is a really stupid game, but not in a good way. This game is not fun and is more a pain in the ass to play than anything else. Would I suggest getting the game even on sale ? Hell no, go get something else with your money and don't buy this piece of trash.

Final Rating:
1/10

Pros:
N/A

Cons:
- Horrible Controls
- Abysmal Graphics
- Soundtrack is horrible

The bad kind of trash. It might be intentionally bad, but it misses the point entirely. Go and play Zombie Apocalypse on the Amiga instead.

Ugh... where to begin?

This is a 2d zombie chopper. You play in a static 2D scene as dozens of zombies pour in at you from both sides of the screen. You can move back and forth, have a high and low attack, and... well, that's about it. No jumping, no special moves, just chop high and chop low. There's about 6 or 7 enemies including crawling zombies, zombie children, and... flying frigging dogs (yes you heard that right). Later on in the game, it throws in a few top down 3D levels, which are the only tolerable levels in the game as far as gameplay. Unfortunately, they are very short.

Graphics
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Great if you like comic book style cut scenes, 2D backdrops, and characters with very little animation. Don't expect anything grand. And don't expect any material to wank off too. If you can wank off to badly drawn girls with blood covered cleavage, then you are a "special" person indeed. No, even boobs couldn't save this game...

Story
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Well... there really isn't any. You're looking for BBQ sauce in a zombie apocalypse, so... yeah...

Gameplay
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Monotonous, repetetive, boring, you get the picture... The controls are godawful in 2D. There is an obvious lag between pressing a button and the character executing the action, and sometimes I would hit the button and nothing would happen. You also can do only one thing/button at a time; attack, move, turn. IE, you can't move and attack at the same time, which is really annoying when you have a dozen enemies flying at you from both directions. You can't remap the buttons, which is not a big deal because you only use about 4. Another REALLY annoying thing was that when a zombie gets right on top of you, they seem to become invulnerable, as you just can't seem to hit them, so they just sit there draining your health while you flail your cleaver at them hitting nothing. About 20 levels of 2D frustration...

Redeeming Qualities
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It's short... At the time of this review I had 2.7 hours into the game and 100%ed it. Normally, this would not be a redeeming quality, but in this case I was thankful it was over fast.

3D levels. If these had been a lot longer and a bit more polished, and had there been more of them, it would have been great. I would have even preferred that the whole game been like this with none of the 2D levels. I'll not buy another 2D game from this developer, but if they came out with a top down 3D shooter or something, I would consider checking it out.

The Final Word
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I wanted to quit this game early on, but I decided recently that I would try to 100% every game I played. So, at about level 16, I threw it into "too easy" mode, and slogged my way through to the end. It was one of the most frustrating experiences I've had in awhile. I've been gaming for over 20 years, and I'm sorry to say this is one of the worst I've ever played. You remember Pong for the Atari 2600? I think I had more fun playing Pong by myself with both joysticks than I did playing this game...

:smiles:

Why is this even a paid game, there are flash games that are better than this.

Your guys review this game only 5/10 in positive? HAHAHA.

But it’s such a silly fun game. 24 levels of massive zombie mass Cleaving with a massive Cleavage blond that holds a massive cleaver. It took me barely 2 hours and quite a few deaths and retry before I finally finished the game. (only after finishing the game, I discover a place to change game difficulty).

Game is semi repetitive but with twisted challenging fun, semi ok zombie sound effect with a few types of different back ground music. As long as your reflex is ok and don’t die too much this game shouldn’t be that bad. There are plenty of bad games on steam that couldn’t even do a decent walking simulation.

It’s quite short but the comic style cut scene are still pretty cool and put a very twisted smile on my face at the end. Yummy Taco!

I was actually complaining to a friend that was helping me get 100% achievement for zombie army trilogy that it gets super boring after I snipe off way too many zombie head. He recommends me to this game to cleave zombie heads instead.

Of course, this game is indie and really cannot compare to that game but I still had a lot fun.

7/10 would be more score. Don’t try this game if you don’t have funny bone in your body. Don’t try this game if your reflex is dull. Don’t try this game if you cannot take a bit repetitive zombie cleaving. For everyone else it’s not bad for a few evil smiles and a quick 100% completion.

PS：as a small hint each zombie hit zone are not quite the art itself. Like zombie kids can only be hit if they are really close to you and they can only bite you if he is really close, on the other hand crawling zombie can be hit quite far like the tip of the cleaver but they also bite your quite far compare to zombie kids. Discover the hit zone of each zombie and always try to kill the fastest moving zombie first. Time your hits when you reach the Lumberjack level and it only takes about 2 bullets to kill each zombie and dogs so don’t hold the shoot button too long to waste your bullets.

not really massive but only bcup