Are most Final Fantasy games this horny?

[Mandolinian]

It just seems like everywhere I go in this game I find either dancers, hookers, a couple trying to get their mac on only to get ambushed by Beastmen, I swear one character had a threesome with two ladies. And then there's the many flirtatious scenes in FFVII, and the ENTIRE Don Corneo arc.

What is it with these games?

[Mandolinian]

It's been a minute since I've played one, yes.

It's not that I don't like it, it's funny and all, and I'm horny as ♥♥♥♥ so it's fitting, it's just...Funny and surprising, I guess.

Except for the whole Don Corneo thing that's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ creepy.

[Aethervox]

Well I guess they are kind of, compared to many other japanese games and forms of media tho ff is quite tame.

[Om3ga-Z3ro]

That is just don corneo's personality, it's been like that since the original FF7 but now you can see him in his HD glory.

[Crystal Goddess]

There's more than you think, near the Golden Bazaar in Western Thanalan you will see a guy near two prostitutes, stand near the guy and he'll comment that he caught "crotch-rot" from one of them, so yeah, there's even mention of STD's.

[Jin-]

Made by normal people like any Japanese game where they don't try to hide this stuff from happening. It's the Western media and their non named backer countries who try to hide this stuff

[Mandolinian]

Originally posted by Jin-:

Made by normal people like any Japanese game where they don't try to hide this stuff from happening. It's the Western media and their non named backer countries who try to hide this stuff

Please, tell me more.

I mean in Western media and video games, I think they're very horny as well, but unless it's a comedy show, it's usually less in the form of having sexual themes splattered here and there, and more of, "HEY LOOK AT THESE TWO CHARACTERS HAVE IT OUT! HEY LOOK AT THIS MANDATORY SEX SCENE!" And a little more hint-hint -winkle-winkle type stuff.

And then if it's a comedy show or movie it's like "HEY LOOK AT THIS QUIRKY SEX SCENE!"

Or it may be like Skyrim and Oblivion and be completely devoid of ALL sexual energy.

But Oblivion npcs look deformed and Skyrim npcs look ugly as ♥♥♥♥.

But idk I honestly don't want a lot of TV and haven't gotten much into story-driven video games in awhile.

[Mandolinian]

Originally posted by Annie:

you must be new to japanese games

Annie are you okay?

[Illyasviel09]

Well, there's even a FATE in Costa del Sol about escorting a Miqo'te Courtesan to her destination.

https://ffxiv.gamerescape.com/wiki/Consigned,_Sealed,_and_Undelivered

[Crystal Goddess]

There is also a strip club in Eulmore, called The Beehive.

[Mandolinian]

Originally posted by Crystal Goddess:

There is also a strip club in Eulmore, called The Beehive.

Isn't that based directly off Don Corneo's club in FFVII? Wait isn't one of the antagonists' design (later called Innocence) like, directly based off of Don Corneo?

[Oberon]

Originally posted by Mandolinian:

Originally posted by Crystal Goddess:

There is also a strip club in Eulmore, called The Beehive.

Isn't that based directly off Don Corneo's club in FFVII? Wait isn't one of the antagonists' design (later called Innocence) like, directly based off of Don Corneo?

I'm going to pretend I knew that from the beginning to avoid having to admit to my mind being blown just now.

[Crystal Goddess]

Originally posted by Mandolinian:

Originally posted by Crystal Goddess:

There is also a strip club in Eulmore, called The Beehive.

Isn't that based directly off Don Corneo's club in FFVII? Wait isn't one of the antagonists' design (later called Innocence) like, directly based off of Don Corneo?

That was what I suspected, Honey Bee and Beehive are too similar in name and nature to be coincidental, but I'd say Don Corneo is less unsightly than Vauthry is, mostly because the latter has a face for a nipple, unlike the former.

[xyz]

Y'all know the Tifa/Aeris/Cloud dresses from the remake are gonna be in the cash shop soon enough.

[Oberon]

Originally posted by The Blackest Knight:

Y'all know the Tifa/Aeris/Cloud dresses from the remake are gonna be in the cash shop soon enough.

Good, can't wait.

[Om3ga-Z3ro]

Originally posted by Mandolinian:

Originally posted by Crystal Goddess:

There is also a strip club in Eulmore, called The Beehive.

Isn't that based directly off Don Corneo's club in FFVII? Wait isn't one of the antagonists' design (later called Innocence) like, directly based off of Don Corneo?

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, my mind just imploded and then assploded.