FINAL FANTASY XIV Online

FINAL FANTASY XIV Online

Shampoo Jan 20, 2019 @ 4:22pm
If you are a serious FFXIV player, you should invest
in a Oppai Mouse Pad.

Wait, wait, hear me out, I know it sounds weird but if you play long hours of FFXIV, your wrist is going to hurt.

Back in the day when I played this game a lot, my wrist seriously hurt, and all of the potency of my spells were reduced by 75%.

But wrist pain is a thing of the past with the oppai mouse pad!

A pair of high quality oppai goes a long way.

You wouldn't want to be in a raid when your wrist suddenly hurt, causing you to get hit by boss mechanics and everyone on your party calls you a noob right? It's not like you can explain that it was not your fault, they will never believe you.

And if you are a hardcore FFXIV player, it's not like you really pay attention to whoever would be silently judging you for using a oppai mouse pad anyways. It helps to not have wrist pain when you go to work the next day after a long session of FFXIV.

So if you are getting one, remember, bigger is not always better, and the girl whose oppai belongs to also matters, pick the oppai that resonates with you the most.
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Oberon Jan 20, 2019 @ 5:08pm 
Or you could buy a padded mousepad from any office supply store, which does the same thing and also keeps you out of a cringe compilation.
Elazul Jan 20, 2019 @ 5:53pm 
Nah. Game is optimized for a controller extremely well so I play with a wireless XB1 controller.
Jin- Jan 20, 2019 @ 9:43pm 
I bought oppai mouse pad, but it only gave me issues. It blocked my hand from getting blood since it puts pressure on your wrist artery.

I'm wrist mouse mover near the table edge. Maybe they arent for me.
Also i believe i'm getting carpal tunnel syndrome anyday now, losing strenght from my mouse hand and it hurts often
Last edited by Jin-; Jan 20, 2019 @ 9:45pm
Tivz Jan 21, 2019 @ 1:29am 
Shampoo coming out with another banger of a post
Last edited by Tivz; Jan 21, 2019 @ 2:37am
You know, I use my computer constantly, and play FF14... with a mouse...


...My mousepad is just one I got from one of my Blizzard Collector's Editions before they stopped including mouse pads. (Which is also COINCIDENTALLY when i stopped buying their Collector's Editions yet still playing their games.)

It works perfectly well. It has for years. Why would I need to go get some odd mousepad who's only google search results are... weird?

Wait was this a troll post? It was, wasn't it?
Oberon Jan 21, 2019 @ 11:32am 
Originally posted by Fallaner:
You know, I use my computer constantly, and play FF14... with a mouse...


...My mousepad is just one I got from one of my Blizzard Collector's Editions before they stopped including mouse pads. (Which is also COINCIDENTALLY when i stopped buying their Collector's Editions yet still playing their games.)

It works perfectly well. It has for years. Why would I need to go get some odd mousepad who's only google search results are... weird?

Mine is a crappy old Best Buy mousepad that I've had for so long I don't even remember getting it anymore.

Originally posted by Fallaner:
Wait was this a troll post? It was, wasn't it?

He made a post on the forums for the Resident Evil 2 remake complaining about how its too violent. That is my response to that.
Projekt XIII Jan 21, 2019 @ 3:32pm 
Originally posted by The Mayor of Murder Town:
Or you could buy a padded mousepad from any office supply store, which does the same thing and also keeps you out of a cringe compilation.
Illyasviel09 Jan 21, 2019 @ 3:33pm 
Meh, this plays better with a controller anyway
mutantbeth Jan 21, 2019 @ 5:49pm 
use a controller
Sniper Bear Jan 22, 2019 @ 9:41am 
heres a better idea; take breaks every hour or so. roll your hand around and wiggle your fingers for 30 seconds or so.
Mad Jack Feb 2, 2019 @ 5:49am 
This game definitely causes carpal tunnel after a while if you play DPS. Tanks and healers don't have to worry about it so much, luckily.
Gooubliette Oct 5, 2019 @ 11:46pm 
The universe has no place for weak wristed heretics. We will continue on The Great Gaming, and your heresy will stay your feet, and you will be....left behind.
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Date Posted: Jan 20, 2019 @ 4:22pm
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