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Jokeagetti! You mix in chocolate, camels, Sans's left arm, and a phone! Be sure to cover in puns at -300 degrees then cool down with a dip in magma. THEN SUPLEX THE BOWL, grind spears of JUSTICE into the bowl, an apron, a gun, and a cape as a spoon!
Recipe too complex, ended up doing a Genocide run.
YOU MONSTER, YOU KILLED ME AGAIN
WARNING: YOU MUST BE 200% MANN ENOUGH TO EAT BEAR.
Spaghetti with Bear Sausage!
Ingredients
1 pound ground bear sausage
½ white onion (softball size)
3-4 garlic cloves
⅓ cup red wine
1 large red pepper
1 large yellow pepper
1 large green pepper
1 cup fresh mushrooms sliced thinly
1 cup fresh tomatoes, diced
2½ - 3½ cups marinara sauce (depending on how thick/thin you like your sauce)
1 Tbsp sage
2 tsp ground fennel
¼ tsp crushed red pepper
Couple dashes of cayenne pepper
½ tsp fresh ground black pepper
1 tsp salt (plus more to taste)
Top with Parmesan cheese
Instructions!
Brown bear sausage with red wine, sage, ground fennel, crushed red pepper, black pepper, salt and cayenne pepper.
Sauté onion, garlic, mushrooms, and peppers.
Add the veggies to the bear sausage along with some marinara sauce and fresh tomatoes.
Let simmer until flavors blend.
Pour it over pasta/squash spaghetti.
Top with Parmesan cheese.
Eat Spagetti.
Absorb Bear Spirit and Determination.
Now you are like me! I Only eat the MANLIEST of Meat! Filet O' Shark, Bear Steak! Even Ostrich egg isn't out of the question! Who cares if they're endangered!
NOTHING escapes the dinnah plate of TORASHU.
Let's see Undyne try THAT!
Might I suggest, before you make that spaghetti, that you go out and physically tackle a real bear? The bigger the better! Accept NO substitutes! Grizzly's the GOLD.
I'll promptly get to out running a Grizzly and carving his rump and sharing the spaghetti.
Is that weird?
Not if you MAKE it weird!
NYEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHENYEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHNYEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHNYEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHNYEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH...
HEH.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNCnqz-tXBc
REGULAR SPAGHETTI + DOG TREATS (MAKE SURE ITS MOVING)
I ALREADY OWN THE GAME JUST WANTED TO CONTRIBUTE A FAMILY RECIPE
YOU THINK YOU CAN WIN AGAINST MY PRIZE BEAR-SCETTI, DAWG
I HITCHEE, I SWEAR ON ME MUM
IF MASTER-UNDYNE MAKES MINE...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiVr34QCF_c
What you will need:
>Blue food coloring
>Sprinkles
>Nut topping or any crushed nut
>Marshmellows
>Banananana
>homemade fudge
>peppermint flavoring
>hot fudge
>caramel
>vanilla pudding
>frosting
>whipped cream
>honey
>peppermint bark, crushed.
First, prepare the spaghetti to it's maximum moistness.
Then start off with the peppermint flavoring, just add a few drops.
For the next step, add the blue food coloring, i advise not to move while you're adding it to avoid blue spaghetti injury.
Now add about a tablespoon of honey into your now a-nice-shade-of-blue spaghetti.
Now time for the Caramel, i recommend putting a good amount in, to add that nice rich taste.
Time for all of the flavor, add some hot fudge into your masterpiece.
Add in the homemade fudge on this step, a tablespoon should do fine.
Okay! Now you microwave it for about 20 seconds so the fudge melts.
When that's done, stir in the melted fudg and add your nuts.
Time for another topping, add in your peppermint bark.
Now you add in the pudding, not only does it give it more flavor, it make the noodles slip around easier when stirring.
Next you cut up the banana into small chunks and add them to your bowl of spaghetti.
While adding the marshmellows, it is optional to microwave again on a high setting for thirty seconds to melt the marshmellows.
Next is the frosting! Any flavor works, but i feel that blue raspberry helps the potency of the blue spaghetti.
Add a dollop of whipped cream into the middle of the bowl.
Like any sundae, add sprinkles!
From here, you can garnish it with an oreo on the side and a cherry on top!
And there you have it, a sweet spaghetti recipe!