puns that sans would be proud of

[Dr. Bonesworth VI]

I'll start with my own

Q:what do skeletons eat as snacks sometimes?
A: skell-o

[Kain]

Oh my God, I have to admire your backbone to do such a terrible pun, look don't let my judgement ge under your skin, I'm hippy that at least you tried. Maybe I'm too serious, other people might find you humerus, you're going tibia ok.

[FulvousFox]

Boner









What? It's a pun...kinda.

[planetracer]

no

[Kain]

Originally posted by Unnecessary Amount of Cheesecake:

Boner









What? It's a pun...kinda.

You spineless bastard can't even do a full sentence.

[Dr. Bonesworth VI]

Originally posted by planetracer:

no

yes

[Dr. Bonesworth VI]

Originally posted by Kain:

Oh my God, I have to admire your backbone to do such a terrible pun, look don't let my judgement ge under your skin, I'm hippy that at least you tried. Maybe I'm too serious, other people might find you humerus, you're going tibia ok.

I see what you did there, you sly dog.

[Pckables]

This thread is Sans-sational.

[Kain]

I think it lacks, Chara-cter.

[Schizoman]

Originally posted by Kain:

I think it lacks, Chara-cter.

That pun was next-gen(ocide)

[Dr. Bonesworth VI]

Originally posted by Kain:

I think it lacks, Chara-cter.

could you give me a tu-torial on how to add it?

[SHUFFLE𝗥𝗨𝗦𝗛̲̳̳̳]

what does a skeleton drive to work?

bones


what does a skeleton use to exercise?

bones, probably


what did the skeleton say to the mummy?

................... bones

[Seraphita]

These puns make me frisk-y.

[Dr. Bonesworth VI]

Originally posted by Sera:

These puns make me frisk-y.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[RippoMadness]

Don't stop us now. We're on femur!

[(Edgy) Asriel Dreemurr]

These puns are a stigma to our once proud fanbase. I must branch out and find the root of this cancerous evil, but worry not. Leaf it to me, I will find an anther to this pandemic. Shoot it down like a loaded pistil, I say! I have to be quick, though. . . so I'll put the petal to the metal and solve this problem once and floral!