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Jerry, when you have the tough glove equipped, takes roughly 10 hits to kill. In genocide, you get about three Jerry encounters before getting spammed with "but nobody came" messages. This means, I killed Jerry nine total times, which means I got 90 or so total hits on this thing. Jerry is honestly a jerk, and I use my time doing genocide routes exacting my anger out on him for killing me while trying to spare Ice Cap and Snowdrake during my pacifist runs.
If every monster was replaced with Jerry I would do the genocide run every day because that is how much I HATE Jerry.
One day I found a fan fiction about the brutal and violent death of Jerry, and it connected with me so hard I read it every day before going to bed, so that I may have good dreams about murdering Jerry every night. Sometimes I read it to my younger brother, and even though he hasn't played Undertale, he loves the part where Jerry reenacts Burgerpants's pathetic backstory, because it is so much more funny seeing bad things happen to Jerry. Of course, I added that he dies at the end by tripping on a burger and falling into the CORE, which really enhances the story because JERRY DIES LIKE HE ALWAYS SHOULD!
I suppose one thing I didn't explain was WHY I hate Jerry. Well you see, it all comes down to the fact that it is Jerry.
I hate Jerry so much, I get visibly angry whenever someone even says the name. Even now as I type this, I have already completely destroyed 4 different keyboards, and my younger brother's laptop. I am typing this on my final device, my phone, so I must be extremely careful to not even mention THAT name again.
Okay, I need to cool down after getting so mad now. I think I'll unwind with a few episodes of my favorite cartoon, Tom and Jerr-
Seems you only remembered to censor it the first time. Does that make you "sick and unholy" too?