Undertail is bad game

[Hatsune Miku]

Undertale is a horrible game.

I don't know why it's been showered with praises, but it's just ♥♥♥♥. The graphics are the starter. It looks like something that a NES coughed off and died of file corruption. It's just that bad. There is also a lack of background which makes the game look like ♥♥♥♥. And what's with the colorless battle sprite? The devs must be ♥♥♥♥ing lazy if they couldn't color sprites. And the humor is just "HOHOh CHEESE HOHOH" random humor which is very disgusting and stupid. The characters are very cliched and dumb, especially the weeaboo lizard. I can practically smell their odor and loneliness. The combat is also stupid. Why isn't killing fun? It's supposed to be engaging and fast paced, not boring! Why the hell would you spare monsters? They exist in a game for you to kill, not smooch with!

And the soundtrack. It's so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ primitive and ♥♥♥♥. It's like an ape discovered Mario Paint and ♥♥♥♥ed it to death, producing this ear ♥♥♥♥ the devs and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fanboys call "music". And this game is 10 dollars! 10 dollars!! Why can't it be free? It's just so ♥♥♥♥, even if it's free, it'll cost your dignity if you download it! And also the fan base is horrible. This makes the game virtually unplayable, especially when the fan base disgustingly interacts with one another.

Stay away from this game. Buy Hatred or Sonic Boom instead. Those games are worth their price, even more.


































































Anyways, I accidentally blurted out the fact that I was planning to buy my crush a teddy bear. I tried to save myself by saying that it was for everyone. She didn't exactly react, but does she know and is secretly preparing herself (for better or for worst)?

[Raymond from Animal Crossing]

Originally posted by The Flowery Toaster:

Undertale is a horrible game.

I don't know why it's been showered with praises, but it's just ♥♥♥♥. The graphics are the starter. It looks like something that a NES coughed off and died of file corruption. It's just that bad. There is also a lack of background which makes the game look like ♥♥♥♥. And what's with the colorless battle sprite? The devs must be ♥♥♥♥ing lazy if they couldn't color sprites. And the humor is just "HOHOh CHEESE HOHOH" random humor which is very disgusting and stupid. The characters are very cliched and dumb, especially the weeaboo lizard. I can practically smell their odor and loneliness. The combat is also stupid. Why isn't killing fun? It's supposed to be engaging and fast paced, not boring! Why the hell would you spare monsters? They exist in a game for you to kill, not smooch with!

And the soundtrack. It's so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ primitive and ♥♥♥♥. It's like an ape discovered Mario Paint and ♥♥♥♥ed it to death, producing this ear ♥♥♥♥ the devs and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fanboys call "music". And this game is 10 dollars! 10 dollars!! Why can't it be free? It's just so ♥♥♥♥, even if it's free, it'll cost your dignity if you download it! And also the fan base is horrible. This makes the game virtually unplayable, especially when the fan base disgustingly interacts with one another.

Stay away from this game. Buy Hatred or Sonic Boom instead. Those games are worth their price, even more.


































































Anyways, I accidentally blurted out the fact that I was planning to buy my crush a teddy bear. I tried to save myself by saying that it was for everyone. She didn't exactly react, but does she know and is secretly preparing herself (for better or for worst)?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoSm6x47hf8

[A Rock Seller]

TFT would you be my waifu?

[Hatsune Miku]

Originally posted by G._rillby:

Originally posted by The Flowery Toaster:

Undertale is a horrible game.

I don't know why it's been showered with praises, but it's just ♥♥♥♥. The graphics are the starter. It looks like something that a NES coughed off and died of file corruption. It's just that bad. There is also a lack of background which makes the game look like ♥♥♥♥. And what's with the colorless battle sprite? The devs must be ♥♥♥♥ing lazy if they couldn't color sprites. And the humor is just "HOHOh CHEESE HOHOH" random humor which is very disgusting and stupid. The characters are very cliched and dumb, especially the weeaboo lizard. I can practically smell their odor and loneliness. The combat is also stupid. Why isn't killing fun? It's supposed to be engaging and fast paced, not boring! Why the hell would you spare monsters? They exist in a game for you to kill, not smooch with!

And the soundtrack. It's so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ primitive and ♥♥♥♥. It's like an ape discovered Mario Paint and ♥♥♥♥ed it to death, producing this ear ♥♥♥♥ the devs and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fanboys call "music". And this game is 10 dollars! 10 dollars!! Why can't it be free? It's just so ♥♥♥♥, even if it's free, it'll cost your dignity if you download it! And also the fan base is horrible. This makes the game virtually unplayable, especially when the fan base disgustingly interacts with one another.

Stay away from this game. Buy Hatred or Sonic Boom instead. Those games are worth their price, even more.


































































Anyways, I accidentally blurted out the fact that I was planning to buy my crush a teddy bear. I tried to save myself by saying that it was for everyone. She didn't exactly react, but does she know and is secretly preparing herself (for better or for worst)?

:bait:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoSm6x47hf8

The best of the best bait, refined with a prime 100 year old acorn powder, grilled in a firing hot 100˚C for 1 minute, along with a pinch of iodine salt for the kicking taste.

[Hatsune Miku]

Originally posted by Velox Banks:

TFT would you be my waifu?

Only if you would pay my health insurance. Then I'll consider...

[Hatsune Miku]

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[Glaidy]

Originally posted by The Flowery Toaster:

Undertale is a horrible game.

I don't know why it's been showered with praises, but it's just ♥♥♥♥. The graphics are the starter. It looks like something that a NES coughed off and died of file corruption. It's just that bad. There is also a lack of background which makes the game look like ♥♥♥♥. And what's with the colorless battle sprite? The devs must be ♥♥♥♥ing lazy if they couldn't color sprites. And the humor is just "HOHOh CHEESE HOHOH" random humor which is very disgusting and stupid. The characters are very cliched and dumb, especially the weeaboo lizard. I can practically smell their odor and loneliness. The combat is also stupid. Why isn't killing fun? It's supposed to be engaging and fast paced, not boring! Why the hell would you spare monsters? They exist in a game for you to kill, not smooch with!

And the soundtrack. It's so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ primitive and ♥♥♥♥. It's like an ape discovered Mario Paint and ♥♥♥♥ed it to death, producing this ear ♥♥♥♥ the devs and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fanboys call "music". And this game is 10 dollars! 10 dollars!! Why can't it be free? It's just so ♥♥♥♥, even if it's free, it'll cost your dignity if you download it! And also the fan base is horrible. This makes the game virtually unplayable, especially when the fan base disgustingly interacts with one another.

Stay away from this game. Buy Hatred or Sonic Boom instead. Those games are worth their price, even more.


































































Anyways, I accidentally blurted out the fact that I was planning to buy my crush a teddy bear. I tried to save myself by saying that it was for everyone. She didn't exactly react, but does she know and is secretly preparing herself (for better or for worst)?

Sonic Boom?! You really think that "game" is better than this? YOU REALLY ARE AN IDIOT!

[Blessed Evelyn]

KEK

[Zeox]

Undertail is usually the butt

[Blessed Evelyn]

Originally posted by Frisk:

Undertail is usually the butt

I'd like to see under your tail ; )

[Zeox]

Originally posted by Cheese:

Originally posted by Frisk:

Undertail is usually the butt

I'd like to see under your tail ; )

I'd like to see under.... the tail of Toriel, because since you are a cheese, you don't have butt.

[Blessed Evelyn]

Originally posted by Frisk:

Originally posted by Cheese:

I'd like to see under your tail ; )

I'd like to see under.... the tail of Toriel, because since you are a cheese, you don't have butt.

I have like 20 holes

[Hatsune Miku]

Originally posted by Ike:

Originally posted by The Flowery Toaster:

Undertale is a horrible game.

I don't know why it's been showered with praises, but it's just ♥♥♥♥. The graphics are the starter. It looks like something that a NES coughed off and died of file corruption. It's just that bad. There is also a lack of background which makes the game look like ♥♥♥♥. And what's with the colorless battle sprite? The devs must be ♥♥♥♥ing lazy if they couldn't color sprites. And the humor is just "HOHOh CHEESE HOHOH" random humor which is very disgusting and stupid. The characters are very cliched and dumb, especially the weeaboo lizard. I can practically smell their odor and loneliness. The combat is also stupid. Why isn't killing fun? It's supposed to be engaging and fast paced, not boring! Why the hell would you spare monsters? They exist in a game for you to kill, not smooch with!

And the soundtrack. It's so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ primitive and ♥♥♥♥. It's like an ape discovered Mario Paint and ♥♥♥♥ed it to death, producing this ear ♥♥♥♥ the devs and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fanboys call "music". And this game is 10 dollars! 10 dollars!! Why can't it be free? It's just so ♥♥♥♥, even if it's free, it'll cost your dignity if you download it! And also the fan base is horrible. This makes the game virtually unplayable, especially when the fan base disgustingly interacts with one another.

Stay away from this game. Buy Hatred or Sonic Boom instead. Those games are worth their price, even more.


































































Anyways, I accidentally blurted out the fact that I was planning to buy my crush a teddy bear. I tried to save myself by saying that it was for everyone. She didn't exactly react, but does she know and is secretly preparing herself (for better or for worst)?

Sonic Boom?! You really think that "game" is better than this? YOU REALLY ARE AN IDIOT!

Sonic boom is an action packed realistic shalashaska-em-up developed by SEGA and big red platinum games along with Kojima Team that mixes up both stealth, high speed action and hair physics. It has memorable character like "that guy" and "this guy I just saved from the construction site". The main villain, Frozen Snake, is one of the best one I've seen in the Metal Gear franchise. The plot is also complex but enjoyable, with its strongest ties being about time paradox and government paranoia, along with simple biological deterrent causing a never ending cold war.

The real-time border inspection action is also one of its highlights, with about a million of unique and random people passing through, looking for a great opportunity in Mother Base. You can deny their entry based on the many discrepancies available in this game.

The swords are very unique and varied, unlike in Undertale. There's a revolver sword, a potato sword, a blue sword, a sword armor, a sword sword, a drows, and many more.

Overall, Undertale sucks. 0/10. My rant proves it like how a hunter wins the most animally humane figure in the animal conservation scene.

[Zeox]

Originally posted by Cheese:

Originally posted by Frisk:

I'd like to see under.... the tail of Toriel, because since you are a cheese, you don't have butt.

I have like 20 holes

Is not about the hole, is about the butt, you don't have, it's not fun.

[Patterson4]

i expected something different.

[Hatsune Miku]

Originally posted by patterson4:

i expected something different.

I am the embodiment of unrealistic expectations. Love me, embrace me, give me 10 dollars so I can buy Undertale for my friend.