To people who think Sans can beat everything and everyone

[Rookie]

Some people (Mostly the cringy fangirls) think that Sans is a god, and that he has the power to "dunk" everyone, that is mostly false.
Name a kid from a show (can be a cartoon, live action) or a game.
Ill'bring up Dipper Pines, since he's kinda your average 12 year old, ability wise (which seems to be the age of Frisk)
Dipper wins against Sans, 9 times out of 10
Why ?
Well,
A) Dipper is a Human, Sans isn't
B)Sans is the weakest monster in the undeground, being able to do damage over time and continous damage thanks to KR. If he wouldn't have that, the battle wouldn't last 10 seconds.
So before people start matching him up with the big bois (such as SCPs, Cipher or even Asriel), take in count that your average 5 year old undertale fan has a 50% chance of taking him down.
-Sincerely, someone that is sick and tired of cringy fangirls that think sans is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ God

[SweepingAce]

Originally posted by KidFunSmilesLM:

Originally posted by SweepingAce:

Yes it's possible, if he took Gaster blasted a aoe attack it would destroy the effect.

We're talking about Sans in the game Undertale.
Not any major difference au's or at's.
And Sans doesn't show the ability to energy blast away aoe's.
As far as we know.
Those gaster blasters are just magic powered blasters..

Yes we're talking about Sans, sorry for wording. But you are correct, Gaster blasters, they're magic! And some magic destroys other magic. Fire beats ice, water beats fire, electric beats water. So if aoe is an attack that spreads a magic effect, then the Gaster blasters should be able to destroy that effect. After all they destroy the soul and that, is basiclly the source of all magic.

[Laati]

Originally posted by SweepingAce:

Originally posted by KidFunSmilesLM:

We're talking about Sans in the game Undertale.
Not any major difference au's or at's.
And Sans doesn't show the ability to energy blast away aoe's.
As far as we know.
Those gaster blasters are just magic powered blasters..

Yes we're talking about Sans, sorry for wording. But you are correct, Gaster blasters, they're magic! And some magic destroys other magic. Fire beats ice, water beats fire, electric beats water. So if aoe is an attack that spreads a magic effect, then the Gaster blasters should be able to destroy that effect. After all they destroy the soul and that, is basiclly the source of all magic.

Where in the game undertale did elemental damage types about magic come into play?

[SweepingAce]

Um, well first check out Shyren, when you conduct, you're more damaged by electric attacks, and there is more. But i was saying, if aoe is a type of magic attack that spreads and effect of some sort, then it should be able to be destroyed by a attack which destroys something that's magical aka the Gaster blasters destroying the soul.

[PRinciple prickley!?!?!]

You can't ignore his busted ass time powers when doing comparisons against him. Most little kids couldn't beat him. Frisk could barely beat him, as a somewhat seasoned killer. He ain't that strong, but he wins up to the point of fighting adults at the very least.

[Rookie]

Originally posted by SweepingAce:

Originally posted by KidFunSmilesLM:

We're talking about Sans in the game Undertale.
Not any major difference au's or at's.
And Sans doesn't show the ability to energy blast away aoe's.
As far as we know.
Those gaster blasters are just magic powered blasters..

Yes we're talking about Sans, sorry for wording. But you are correct, Gaster blasters, they're magic! And some magic destroys other magic. Fire beats ice, water beats fire, electric beats water. So if aoe is an attack that spreads a magic effect, then the Gaster blasters should be able to destroy that effect. After all they destroy the soul and that, is basiclly the source of all magic.

It's like saying "Oh, Jeff, see that nuclear explosion?" "Yeah we're ♥♥♥♥♥♥" "Nah, imma just fire 20 missiles at the explosion, that will stop it". It's broken logic, also we've never seen it in the game so it's possible that it doesn't do ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

[Rookie]

Originally posted by OBama was a llama!?!?:

You can't ignore his busted ass time powers when doing comparisons against him. Most little kids couldn't beat him. Frisk could barely beat him, as a somewhat seasoned killer. He ain't that strong, but he wins up to the point of fighting adults at the very least.

Frisk is a kid. No he isn't a somewhat seasoned killer. heck, you can deal 99999 damage to it with a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stick, and most adults/teens probably have a LV of 10 or more (Humans are cruel if you din't know). Regarding his time powers, he din't really use them in his fight, he just remembers ♥♥♥♥ from other timelines as far as we know, so a well armed (Knife, hammer or, if we want overkill, a gun) adult with minimal training would destroy Sans.

[Rookie]

Also people think that Gaster Blasters are like a .357, and in that case, do I have to remember that it deals 1 damage? and that it probably has the energy of a Sans fangirl throwing her bodypillow at you (About the same as an ant) ?

[SweepingAce]

Originally posted by Arbiter:

Originally posted by OBama was a llama!?!?:

You can't ignore his busted ass time powers when doing comparisons against him. Most little kids couldn't beat him. Frisk could barely beat him, as a somewhat seasoned killer. He ain't that strong, but he wins up to the point of fighting adults at the very least.

Frisk is a kid. No he isn't a somewhat seasoned killer. heck, you can deal 99999 damage to it with a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stick, and most adults/teens probably have a LV of 10 or more (Humans are cruel if you din't know). Regarding his time powers, he din't really use them in his fight, he just remembers ♥♥♥♥ from other timelines as far as we know, so a well armed (Knife, hammer or, if we want overkill, a gun) adult with minimal training would destroy Sans.

What have said? Teleportation! He can tele like nobodys business. And yes the blasters only do one damage, but you dont get invincablity when they hit you. And the damage goes through quick, so it's basiclly just draining health really quick. Plus if Sans was in real life, with all his powers, he could take down any country he wants. The guy can summon bones any where he wants for heavens sake. He could spawn one straight through your brain, automatic death. Sans wins...

[SweepingAce]

Originally posted by Arbiter:

Originally posted by SweepingAce:

Yes we're talking about Sans, sorry for wording. But you are correct, Gaster blasters, they're magic! And some magic destroys other magic. Fire beats ice, water beats fire, electric beats water. So if aoe is an attack that spreads a magic effect, then the Gaster blasters should be able to destroy that effect. After all they destroy the soul and that, is basiclly the source of all magic.

It's like saying "Oh, Jeff, see that nuclear explosion?" "Yeah we're ♥♥♥♥♥♥" "Nah, imma just fire 20 missiles at the explosion, that will stop it". It's broken logic, also we've never seen it in the game so it's possible that it doesn't do ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

First of all, magic... Not explosives, magic.

[Rookie]

Originally posted by SweepingAce:

Originally posted by Arbiter:

It's like saying "Oh, Jeff, see that nuclear explosion?" "Yeah we're ♥♥♥♥♥♥" "Nah, imma just fire 20 missiles at the explosion, that will stop it". It's broken logic, also we've never seen it in the game so it's possible that it doesn't do ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

First of all, magic... Not explosives, magic.

By how you portray Gaster Blasters , they might as well be

[Rookie]

Originally posted by SweepingAce:

Originally posted by Arbiter:

Frisk is a kid. No he isn't a somewhat seasoned killer. heck, you can deal 99999 damage to it with a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stick, and most adults/teens probably have a LV of 10 or more (Humans are cruel if you din't know). Regarding his time powers, he din't really use them in his fight, he just remembers ♥♥♥♥ from other timelines as far as we know, so a well armed (Knife, hammer or, if we want overkill, a gun) adult with minimal training would destroy Sans.

What have said? Teleportation! He can tele like nobodys business. And yes the blasters only do one damage, but you dont get invincablity when they hit you. And the damage goes through quick, so it's basiclly just draining health really quick. Plus if Sans was in real life, with all his powers, he could take down any country he wants. The guy can summon bones any where he wants for heavens sake. He could spawn one straight through your brain, automatic death. Sans wins...

You don't have invincibility frames cause of KR, nothing more nothing less (Also we, techincally, Sans cannot summon ♥♥♥♥ in our brain. Speaking of taking any country, do I HAVE TO REMEMBER YOU CAN KILL THIS GUY WITH A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ STICK AND THAT HE HAS SO LITTLE ENERGY THAT HE FALLS ASLEEP FROM ATTACKS THAT DEAL 1 DAMAGE?)

[Laati]

Originally posted by Arbiter:

Originally posted by SweepingAce:

What have said? Teleportation! He can tele like nobodys business. And yes the blasters only do one damage, but you dont get invincablity when they hit you. And the damage goes through quick, so it's basiclly just draining health really quick. Plus if Sans was in real life, with all his powers, he could take down any country he wants. The guy can summon bones any where he wants for heavens sake. He could spawn one straight through your brain, automatic death. Sans wins...

You don't have invincibility frames cause of KR, nothing more nothing less (Also we, techincally, Sans cannot summon ♥♥♥♥ in our brain. Speaking of taking any country, do I HAVE TO REMEMBER YOU CAN KILL THIS GUY WITH A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ STICK AND THAT HE HAS SO LITTLE ENERGY THAT HE FALLS ASLEEP FROM ATTACKS THAT DEAL 1 DAMAGE?)

Since you basically fight him after turning every single monster into dust.
I think KR actually has to do with your LV and such.
Basically, if sans fight as a LV 3. All sans's attacks will probably feel like somebody is tickling you.
If you fight him as a lv 20.
You probably will have several ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ injuries.

Don't know if it has an effect in game.
But I think due to the fact that KR literally means karmic retribution.
I think in terms of lore. Sans will do ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ to a normal human.
For a murderer I think he will vaporize them.

[Casual Amateur]

Originally posted by KidFunSmilesLM:

Since you basically fight him after turning every single monster into dust.
I think KR actually has to do with your LV and such.
Basically, if sans fight as a LV 3. All sans's attacks will probably feel like somebody is tickling you.
If you fight him as a lv 20.
You probably will have several ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ injuries.

Don't know if it has an effect in game.
But I think due to the fact that KR literally means karmic retribution.
I think in terms of lore. Sans will do ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ to a normal human.
For a murderer I think he will vaporize them.

I saw people been messing around game file. Just to fighting sans at level 1. They did it just for fun. It doesn't seem to have any thing to do with level or number life being kill. Guest sans can just use KR when ever he want and his damge over time stay the same.

[ImmoranWarrior]

Sans' KR abilities aren't that good either. And his last fight is Useless. He just breaks his Logic. Why even bother fighting something that will NEVER Die? He also has only 1 HP, meaning, you could make him Dodge into a Balcony, and, when he falls (Even if it was of 5 Meters) he would DIE. Also, if someone was Sneaky, they could litterally Punch him in the face, and he would die, because he has only 1 HP.

In Short: SANS IS EXTREMELY WEAK!!! Even I could kill him. And,(Adding more Insult to Sans), even PINKIE PIE OR FLUTTERSHY Could Dust him down. A simple Buck would Instantly Dust him. If Papyrus wasn't as Stupid as he is (Always believing, no matter what you did), he WOULD work with Sans. Sans probably hasn't died because he didn't encounter any Humans, 'cause, if he did, he would be DUST.

[Laati]

Originally posted by Disbelief Incarnate:

Sans' KR abilities aren't that good either. And his last fight is Useless. He just breaks his Logic. Why even bother fighting something that will NEVER Die? He also has only 1 HP, meaning, you could make him Dodge into a Balcony, and, when he falls (Even if it was of 5 Meters) he would DIE. Also, if someone was Sneaky, they could litterally Punch him in the face, and he would die, because he has only 1 HP.

In Short: SANS IS EXTREMELY WEAK!!! Even I could kill him. And,(Adding more Insult to Sans), even PINKIE PIE OR FLUTTERSHY Could Dust him down. A simple Buck would Instantly Dust him. If Papyrus wasn't as Stupid as he is (Always believing, no matter what you did), he WOULD work with Sans. Sans probably hasn't died because he didn't encounter any Humans, 'cause, if he did, he would be DUST.

The reason why he fights you is that.
He's gotta try fu*king something against you.

And he knows that due to his KR and his complicated bone structures n sh*t.
He can make you give up.
It's a low chance but it's possible.