Why I hate Sans (Rant)

[TheTotodileTakeover]

Grab some popcorn or just completely ignore this thread because this might be long.

I. Hate. Sans. First of all, I don't understand what makes him so special. So what if he has a hard boss fight and makes crappy puns? There are so many other characters with deeper backstories and more personality, but everyone has to love Sans. Second, so many people ship him with their OC or just them in general. WHY?! He has no redeeming qualities, yet so many people make fanart or Sans x Reader fanfictions. I'm just fed up with not being able to go anywhere on the Internet without finding Sans. Just stop talking about Sans. I swear if I find one more Sans fangirl/fanboy, I am going to throw my computer across the room. Goodnight.

[ImmoranWarrior]

Me 2, In my Dream He was Slightly less stupid than Papyrus. And, in my first History test (He was my History Teacher) he wrote "The most SANSational test ever made" And, i told that to Toriel, but she said "He'll eventually let go of it". After that, Frisk commented with Sans (He was present in that Class) "Sans, try to upset Them! (Referring to both Me and Leopold)" and took a Scorching Keyboard to the face.

[ImmoranWarrior]

Oh, and, he even has a Douçhy way of "Telling Jokes so bad my ears burn at the sound of them". I swear, he is litteraly the WORST of all!

[Aquidu]

İlk olarak Hell Death Warrior tarafından gönderildi:

Me 2, In my Dream He was Slightly less stupid than Papyrus. And, in my first History test (He was my History Teacher) he wrote "The most SANSational test ever made" And, i told that to Toriel, but she said "He'll eventually let go of it". After that, Frisk commented with Sans (He was present in that Class) "Sans, try to upset Them! (Referring to both Me and Leopold)" and took a Scorching Keyboard to the face.

What the 🅱eck are you even talking a🅱out?

[ImmoranWarrior]

What i'm saying IS, Sans says such BAD Puns, that I would even Listen to Mickey's Voice looping Rather than those Sh*t-Filled Puns.

[Mami The Beer Baron]

İlk olarak TheMusicalTakeover tarafından gönderildi:

Grab some popcorn or just completely ignore this thread because this might be long.

I. Hate. Sans. First of all, I don't understand what makes him so special. So what if he has a hard boss fight and makes crappy puns? There are so many other characters with deeper backstories and more personality, but everyone has to love Sans. Second, so many people ship him with their OC or just them in general. WHY?! He has no redeeming qualities, yet so many people make fanart or Sans x Reader fanfictions. I'm just fed up with not being able to go anywhere on the Internet without finding Sans. Just stop talking about Sans. I swear if I find one more Sans fangirl/fanboy, I am going to throw my computer across the room. Goodnight.

if this is a troll, your spot-on.
if not, holy ♥♥♥♥♥ you have a brain!

[ImmoranWarrior]

Well, I HATE him, his Puns are so BAD, i could listen to a 1H loop of Mickey's voice rather than his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Puns!

[Mami The Beer Baron]

İlk olarak Hell Death Warrior tarafından gönderildi:

Well, I HATE him, his Puns are so BAD, i could listen to a 1H loop of Mickey's voice rather than his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Puns!

and id rather play superman 64 to 100% completion than complete his lethargically easy fight.

[ImmoranWarrior]

Well, he also "Wields" my favorite Attack, the Gaster Blaster!

[ImmoranWarrior]

Oh, I know EXACTLY What you mean *Low Pitched* Now I have seen that Sh*t Personally!
I fear that I came up with what you would LOVE(Not referencing Undertale)! A 30% of chance that Undertale Monsters Replace Project Brutality Monsters (Only 1 of each in a single level)
List:
Toriel: 20% Chance of a Hell Knight
Asgore:30% Baron Of Hell
Asriel:10% Dark Imp
Frisk: 30% Imp
Monster Kid:30% Pinky/Demon
Alphys: 30% Controlling a Spider Demolisher, giving more accuracy and faster Bfg Firing.
Undyne: 30% of spawning near a Spider Demolisher (Sorry, but i had to refrence Alphyne.)
Sans: 30% Autoshotgun Sarge, uses Gaster Blasters and is VERY hard to hit. has only 20 HP.
Papyrus: 30% CyberKnight
Boisterous Bellator Papyrus: 10% Cyberknight/30% CyberKnight Paladin, cannot spawn with Papyrus.
W.D Gaster: 1% Cyberdemon/10% Cyber Anhillator (ULTRA OP, Hp:15000, Attacks: Void BFG, Shoots Bfg 11K Beam Shots, Can only die by Plasma Weapons)
Deprived Gaster: 0.1% Cyberdemon/1% Cyber Anhillator (4x Stronger than his Lesser form [Includes HP and Dmg, in terms of 4x stronger.)

[CronchyMcFronchie]

HOW LONG HAS THIS BEEN ACTIVE??
I remember commenting on it like two
months ago

[Champion Poppy]

I hate Sans and everything Undertale. ESPECIALLY Sans.

That ♥♥♥♥♥♥'s everywhere I go on the internet. I can't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stand him. No matter HOW carefully I tread, he will ALWAYS... be there. Like, for five minutes... can those people stop obsessing over him and smearing his smugass ♥♥♥♥-eating grin EVERYWHERE on the internet... FOR FIVE MINUTES?!

♥♥♥♥ you, Toby Fox. Why did you have to make that wretched abomination... WHY?!

[BreakinBenny]

I'm surprised that these topics from several years earlier keep getting bumped, but I'll enter the conversation too...

İlk olarak Rose Supreme tarafından gönderildi:

I hate Sans and everything Undertale. ESPECIALLY Sans.

That ♥♥♥♥♥♥'s everywhere I go on the internet. I can't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stand him. No matter HOW carefully I tread, he will ALWAYS... be there. Like, for five minutes... can those people stop obsessing over him and smearing his smugass ♥♥♥♥-eating grin EVERYWHERE on the internet... FOR FIVE MINUTES?!

♥♥♥♥ you, Toby Fox. Why did you have to make that wretched abomination... WHY?!

If I had to guess, Sans is appealing because of his punny side in which he tries to make light of the awful, meaningless existence he's in. Of note is that he made some accomplishments but found himself on a thesis (or hypothesis) that everything he does is for literally nothing, likely because Flowey's caused at least a million resets (but he never managed to get past Sans).

There's some kind of machine in his and Papyrus' cellar, but it doesn't work. And if you were to look at Sans's quotes as a lost soul, they don't use the Comic Sans font nor his talk sound, while giving off the vibe that you should "give up, [because] I tried".


Not to mention, Sans's battle in the genocide route has impressive music and a matching challenge that's actually meant to pester you into forfeiting… but it has the opposite effect of making us want to fracture the skeleton's skull, because his battle is just a challenge of endurance and patience.

[Spike_Bop]

Ya sans can be quite annoying, but...
well...
i don't wanna start a flame war but honestly...
i hate asriel.
i dont like sans THAT much tho.
My fav is papyrus.

[BreakinBenny]

İlk olarak Spike_Bop tarafından gönderildi:

Ya sans can be quite annoying, but...
well...
i don't wanna start a flame war but honestly...
i hate asriel.
i dont like sans THAT much tho.
My fav is papyrus.

Can't say I think very highly of Asriel, either. Flowey or not, one can't hide behind the alter ego.

[(Edgy) Asriel Dreemurr]

İlk olarak Spike_Bop tarafından gönderildi:

Ya sans can be quite annoying, but...
well...
i don't wanna start a flame war but honestly...
i hate asriel.
i dont like sans THAT much tho.
My fav is papyrus.

Why don’t you like me Spike_Bop? What did I ever do to you?

besides the attempted murders