Matpat, your theory is stupid, and here's why 2.0

[fushigi friend]

So when Matpat made his first UT theory, I made a thread debunking it.

ONCE MORE, WITH FEELING!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0kDowfKp0s

The puns.
Please.
No.

"Some of the entries are lower case so it's Sans1!1!"
If I had just created a bunch of these [undertale.wikia.com], I wouldn't be too concerned about my puncuation.

"Sans would've killed you, so that means he's Gaster!"
Do you know who else tries to kill you?
Just about all of these[undertale.wikia.com].

"We all know that Sans is short for Comin Sans..."
Really? But I thought Sans was an anogram for NESS!

"And because Sans, Papyrus, and Gaster are all skeletons..."
Whe ndoes the game ever say that Gaster is a skeleton?
He doesn't even look like a skeleton!

Also, why is he whining about people disliking his first absurd theory?

EDIT: It's been about 3 hours and I already have 3 people ♥♥♥♥♥♥ off at me because I have an opinion. The MatPat Defence Squad is eve nworse than the Chara Defence Squad.

EDIT 2: It seems everyone doesn't like how rude I'm being (mods included), so here's a version of the thread that you people would like:

Matpat, I love you with all my heart and you're perfect but I found a few things wrong with your theory but you're still perfact I love you

So when Matpat made his first awesome UT theory, I made a thread debunking it, even though it's perfect.

ONCE MORE, WITH FEELING!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0kDowfKp0s

The puns.
Please.
Yes.
They're wonderful, just like you <3.

"Some of the entries are lower case so it's Sans1!1!"
This is a nexellent point, but if I had just created a bunch of these [undertale.wikia.com], I wouldn't be too concerned about my puncuation.

"Sans would've killed you, so that means he's Gaster!"
This is a flawless point, and I lov eit, but what else tries to kill you?
Just about all of these[undertale.wikia.com].

"We all know that Sans is short for Comin Sans..."
Really? But I thought Sans was an anogram for NESS!
Because obviously your "Sans is Ness" theory is perfect and all the haters should just gtfo!

"And because Sans, Papyrus, and Gaster are all skeletons..."
When does the game ever say that Gaster is a skeleton?
He doesn't even look like a skeleton!
Unless of course you think he's a skeleton, in that case he is, because you're just so awesome.

I'm so sorry about ever insulting you please I want your babies I love you <3<3<3<3<3<3

(This rewritten portion of the thread is sarcasm, if you can't tell.)

[fushigi friend]

Originally posted by moderately mediocre ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥:

Also, I adore the fact that the person defending MatPat's video is a gay skeleton. Amazing.

"Defending"

Originally posted by Cocyx The Gay Skeleton:

Attacking Matpats theories won't really help anything, because the dude just copy and pastes awful tumblr theories into his own scripts. You need to really deconstruct what he's doing and what his motives are for making these videos.

The fact that he's only making theories on extremely popular games within a certain demographic should make you realize he has a target demographic in mind, much like an advertiser.

[mediocre]

Originally posted by A Person:

Originally posted by moderately mediocre ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥:

Also, I adore the fact that the person defending MatPat's video is a gay skeleton. Amazing.

"Defending"

Originally posted by Cocyx The Gay Skeleton:

Attacking Matpats theories won't really help anything, because the dude just copy and pastes awful tumblr theories into his own scripts. You need to really deconstruct what he's doing and what his motives are for making these videos.

The fact that he's only making theories on extremely popular games within a certain demographic should make you realize he has a target demographic in mind, much like an advertiser.

And now I just notice this, real sorry about that.
I have the attention span of a three year old and I didn't bother to read it.

[fushigi friend]

Everyone just seems to hate the fact that I don't worship MatPat, so I edited the thread.

[Lord Egg]

Gaster has a spine like design on him that sans has too, so he could be a skeleton(doesn't mean he is, just throwing that out there

[Dani]

Matpat contradicted himself.

"WHAT DO YOU TWO THINK" is supposedly said by Gaster, and those two people are supposedly Sans and Alphys...

But according to Game Theorist, Sans is a part of Gaster after he was shattered across space and time, therefore this would cause a paradox because this entry was apparently written before he was shattered.

[RadicalBunBun]

is this guy seriously saying sans is gaster?


im gonna fly away from this planet now bye

[LegendaireNic]

Originally posted by A Person:

Everyone just seems to hate the fact that I don't worship MatPat, so I edited the thread.

It's not that. We hate the fact that you care so much about it.

[Lain]

Originally posted by I have Leukemia:

Originally posted by A Person:

Everyone just seems to hate the fact that I don't worship MatPat, so I edited the thread.

It's not that. We hate the fact that you care so much about it.

I hate the fact that he didn't insult Matt enough

[Knuckles41]

I like how butthurt OP is at MatPat, what you show here OP, is that you are immature and jealous because MatPat can actually do something in his life, and all you can do is come here and complain like a nerdy loser... seriously? His theories are done as theories, not to be taken serious ever. Don't like it? It's okay buddy don't cry, they aren't lore.. quieten down there buddy and go suck your thumb in the corner

Like honestly, you are either jealous, or just bored af and trolling for the hell of it. Move along, insecure buddy

[Lain]

Originally posted by Knuckles41:

I like how butthurt OP is at MatPat, what you show here OP, is that you are immature and jealous because MatPat can actually do something in his life, and all you can do is come here and complain like a nerdy loser... seriously? His theories are done as theories, not to be taken serious ever. Don't like it? It's okay buddy don't cry, they aren't lore.. quieten down there buddy and go suck your thumb in the corner :toriel:

Like honestly, you are either jealous, or just bored af and trolling for the hell of it. Move along, insecure buddy :sans:

You have a really wrong perspective of Mat, just saying.

[Knuckles41]

Originally posted by McCree:

Originally posted by Knuckles41:

I like how butthurt OP is at MatPat, what you show here OP, is that you are immature and jealous because MatPat can actually do something in his life, and all you can do is come here and complain like a nerdy loser... seriously? His theories are done as theories, not to be taken serious ever. Don't like it? It's okay buddy don't cry, they aren't lore.. quieten down there buddy and go suck your thumb in the corner

Like honestly, you are either jealous, or just bored af and trolling for the hell of it. Move along, insecure buddy

You have a really wrong perspective of Mat, just saying.

Do I? or do you just have a negative one? Built up on nothing but your own ability to hate others?

[BadaBomb]

Great.
It's back.
Again.

[Cocyx The Gay Skeleton]

Originally posted by Knuckles41:

I like how butthurt OP is at MatPat, what you show here OP, is that you are immature and jealous because MatPat can actually do something in his life, and all you can do is come here and complain like a nerdy loser... seriously? His theories are done as theories, not to be taken serious ever. Don't like it? It's okay buddy don't cry, they aren't lore.. quieten down there buddy and go suck your thumb in the corner

Like honestly, you are either jealous, or just bored af and trolling for the hell of it. Move along, insecure buddy

Too bad they aren't his theories and he just copy and pastes them into his awful scripts from tumblr. The only thing he's good at is manipulating people like you.

[Lain]

Originally posted by Knuckles41:

Originally posted by McCree:

You have a really wrong perspective of Mat, just saying.

Do I? or do you just have a negative one? Built up on nothing but your own ability to hate others?

First off, i'd like to tell you i'm not OP.

Second, you sound like you think just because it's a "theory" the creator is shielded from any criticism.

THIS IS WRONG.

It's a theory, but it's still something you believe is true. What OP is doing here is pointing at specific parts of the theory and giving his own opinion that it's incorrect; and he's doing it with a grain of salt, because of how retarded and toxic his fans are. Oh, you saw something you think is incorrect? Well too ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bad because the Mat defense squad doesn't care about logic, research or anything similar; it's from Mat, it's true, they worship him and follow his theories like blind sheeps.

Also, it's funny the fact that he's milking everything he can from Undertale before it becomes completely irrelevant.

[Lain]

Originally posted by Cocyx The Gay Skeleton:

Originally posted by Knuckles41:

I like how butthurt OP is at MatPat, what you show here OP, is that you are immature and jealous because MatPat can actually do something in his life, and all you can do is come here and complain like a nerdy loser... seriously? His theories are done as theories, not to be taken serious ever. Don't like it? It's okay buddy don't cry, they aren't lore.. quieten down there buddy and go suck your thumb in the corner :toriel:

Like honestly, you are either jealous, or just bored af and trolling for the hell of it. Move along, insecure buddy :sans:

Too bad they aren't his theories and he just copy and pastes them into his awful scripts from tumblr. The only thing he's good at is manipulating people like you.

Aaaaaand this.