Jokes

[jugglingmas]

What is your fav god voice line or sound? Mine is when Osiris says, "Something to keep me together eh?" Makes me laugh every time.

[Evil Shredder]

Any time Cupid sings. Its amazing.

[soy]

Every time someone dies I got Nox's "How unfortunate" in my head. Every. Damn. Time. Luv it.
Favorite joke though comes from Loki. "My kids are such monsters! Ahahaha! Seriously though they are."

[Canadian Fool]

G.I. Zhong
"Y'all know y'all comrades are solid when they smell like salt an pepper, that means they're definitely seasoned veterans! Mmmhmm!"

[Drcipres]

The Xing Tian joke about losing the head, it reached a point in which Im tire of it

[Holo]

Whooaoaoaooaoaooa whooooa

[Zake]

The way Zeus says, "And I spoke unto them, 'look upon these guns!" And they did, and they knew I was a god!"

[Aniki]

lol is better

[EmethSAS]

Swagni's "prayer" just beats all. 'Nuff said. :-P

"I'm gonna say a prayer for ya: Dear gods, please give them the wisdom to recognize that they are waaay too weak to be going up against me!"

[Vulture]

The Sobek Kaiju skin has some great lines with those newscasters.

[Vinco]

the way archon thanatos says
"My wings are not an accessory. And no, you may not touch them!"
also his: "This is not even my final form!"
basically, alot of archon thanatos... -.-
swagni's : "You play with fire, you might get burned."
and basically every time torment bellona says "FILTH!"
especially to chronos: "Your future is grim, filth!" (Chronos)

also, the censor bleeps on swagni and nerd rage cabrakan is funny.

[tloyc2017]

GET TO THE CHAACCA!

[The Dude]

Best is "Elvis is not dead. He just went home."

[Zazik]

Hehe

[MisterMeowMan]

Hel's VEL
Mercury's taunt(friends have swords and stuffs...)
Janus' taunt (you didn't bring your game
Xba's vej (world ending)
Tyr/Ares' vel oh wait....
When you kill a familiar god with your God
E.g. Loki killing thor etc
XT's *ahead* joke
Etc