Welcome to Camp Navarro. So, you're the new replacement...

[spewks]

YOU ARE OUT OF UNIFORM SOLDIER! WHERE IS YOUR POWER ARMOR?

[The Chosen Chad]

I-I've lost it, sir.

[spewks]

Originally posted by John Cassidy Joestar:

I-I've lost it, sir.

You expect me to believe that, maggot? The truth is you lost an expensive piece of army-issue equipment. That suit is going to come out of your pay, and you will remain in this mans army until you are five hundred and ten years old, which is the number of years it will take for you to pay for a Mark II Powered Combat Armor you have lost! Report to the armory and have a new suit issued to you, then report back to me, private! Dismissed!

[TestedHawk]

*come back again without any power armor*

[spewks]

Originally posted by TestedHawk:

*come back again without any power armor*

Soldier, you are still out of uniform. I gave you a direct order to report to supplies and get your issue. Now, get out of my face and don't come back until you look like a soldier!

[TestedHawk]

Originally posted by Sergeant Arch Dornan:

Originally posted by TestedHawk:

*come back again without any power armor*

Soldier, you are still out of uniform. I gave you a direct order to report to supplies and get your issue. Now, get out of my face and don't come back until you look like a soldier!

Yes, Sir!

[EolSunder]

Sir, i reported to the quartermaster, and all they had left was this black leather jacket. I don't think it's going to protect me very well, but it is official issue, and it does make me look awesome.

[blowup]

I-i don't have any

[spewks]

Originally posted by blowup lesbian:

I-i don't have any

You expect me to believe that, maggot? The truth is you lost an expensive piece of army-issue equipment. That suit is going to come out of your pay, and you will remain in this mans army until you are five hundred and ten years old, which is the number of years it will take for you to pay for a Mark II Powered Combat Armor you have lost! Report to the armory and have a new suit issued to you, then report back to me, private! Dismissed!

[blowup]

Originally posted by Sergeant Arch Dornan:

Originally posted by blowup lesbian:

I-i don't have any

You expect me to believe that, maggot? The truth is you lost an expensive piece of army-issue equipment. That suit is going to come out of your pay, and you will remain in this mans army until you are five hundred and ten years old, which is the number of years it will take for you to pay for a Mark II Powered Combat Armor you have lost! Report to the armory and have a new suit issued to you, then report back to me, private! Dismissed!

Yes sir!

[spewks]

Originally posted by blowup lesbian:

Originally posted by Sergeant Arch Dornan:

You expect me to believe that, maggot? The truth is you lost an expensive piece of army-issue equipment. That suit is going to come out of your pay, and you will remain in this mans army until you are five hundred and ten years old, which is the number of years it will take for you to pay for a Mark II Powered Combat Armor you have lost! Report to the armory and have a new suit issued to you, then report back to me, private! Dismissed!

Yes sir!

I am not a sir! I work for a living you mo-ron! You will call me Sergeant or Sergeant Dornan do you understand me?

[blowup]

Originally posted by Sergeant Arch Dornan:

Originally posted by blowup lesbian:

Yes sir!

I am not a sir! I work for a living you mo-ron! You will call me Sergeant or Sergeant Dornan do you understand me?

Y-yes Sergeant Dornan!

[Captain Pentium]

Originally posted by Sergeant Arch Dornan:

Originally posted by blowup lesbian:

Yes sir!

I am not a sir! I work for a living you mo-ron! You will call me Sergeant or Sergeant Dornan do you understand me?

Sure, Sarge. Whatever.

[spewks]

Originally posted by Facepalm Full O' Napalm:

Originally posted by Sergeant Arch Dornan:

I am not a sir! I work for a living you mo-ron! You will call me Sergeant or Sergeant Dornan do you understand me?

Sure, Sarge. Whatever.

If I like you, you can call me Sarge. But guess what? I don't like you! Do you understand?

[PinaSheep69]

Um me not have.

[mrturtlek]

hello sergeant