Greetings, fellow masters of mischief!

We heard you've been giving the city guards quite the workout during the Next Fest — and we couldn't be prouder! Thanks to your… enthusiastic testing, we’ve collected a treasure trove of data (and a few embarrassing guard patrol routes, shhh…).

Now, it’s time to plan our next heist! A shiny new update is sneaking in, and we’re spilling a few secrets early:

🔓 New Game Modes – Steal in style, with extra chaos!
🤖 Smarter AI Thieves & Guards – They’ve been… training. Maybe a little too well.
🎲 More Roguelite Skills – Because every thief deserves a random power-up or three.

Want in on the action before anyone else? We’re recruiting a small crew of sharp-eyed outlaws for a closed playtest. Be the first to try all the new features — and help us make All Hell Breaks Loose even more devilishly fun!

【How to Join the Guild (Test)】
Sneak over to the game’s Steam page, find the “Join the Chicken Jump, Puppy Jump Playtest” section, and hit “Request Access”. Once everything’s in place, we’ll send a coded message (okay, fine, an email) and a Steam announcement your way.

— Yours in larceny,
The Thieves' Guild 🏴‍☠️