Legend of the Doomslayer - Transcript

[earthprime163]

In the first age, in the first battle, when the shadows first lengthened, one stood, burned by the embers of Armageddon, his soul blistered by the fires of hell and tainted beyond ascension. He chose the path of perpetual torment. In his ravenous hatred he found no peace, and with boiling blood he scoured the umbral plans seeking vengeance against the dark lords who had wronged him. He wore the crown of the knight sentinels, and those who tasted the bite of his sword name him the Doomslayer.

Tempered by the fires of hell, his iron will remained steadfast through the passage that preys upon the week, for he alone was the hell walker, the unchained predator who sought retribution in all quarters, dark and light, fire and ice, in he beginning and the end. And he hunted the slaves of doom with barbarous cruelty; for he passed through the divide as none but demon had before.

And in his conquest against the blackened souls of the doom, his prowess was shown. In his crusade the seraphim bestowed upon him terrible power and speed and with his might he crushed the obsidian pillars of the blood temples. He set fourth without pity upon the beasts of the knight circles. Unbreakable, incorruptible, unyielding, the Doomslayer sought to end the dominion of the dark realm.

The age of his reckoning was uncounted, the scribes carved his name deep into he taverns of hell across eons, with each battle etched terror in the hearts of demons. They knew he would come, as he always had, as he always will, to feast on the blood of the wicked, for he alone could draw strength from his fallen foes, and ever his power grew swift and unrelenting.

None could stand before the hoard but the Doomslayer. Despair spread before him like a plague, striking fear into the shadow dwellers, driving them to deeper and darker pits. But from the depth of the abyss rose the great one, a champion, mightier then all that had come before; the Titan of immeasurable power and ferocity. He strode upon the plain and faced the Doomslayer, and a mighty battle was fought on the desolate plains. The Titan fought with the fury of the countless that had fallen at the Doomslayer’s hands; but there fell the Titan, and in his defeat the shadow hoard was routed.

And in his terrible rancor between worlds and through time came the wretch who shall not be named, but in his heresy was loyal to his evil cause. The wretch adored the Doomslayer in a mighty armor, wrought in the fortress of hell, impenetrable and unyielding, with sword and shield of adamantine strength, the Doomslayer sent to banish all that were left unbroken by his savagery to the void.

Yet as the mighty Titan fell and dread engulfed the armies of doom, the demon priests of the blood temples laid a trap to capture the scourge of hell, insatiable, even by the vanquishing of the great one, the hell walker sought to prey in the tombs of the blood keep, and blinded by his fervor, the lure drew him in. The priests brought down the temple of the Doomslayer and in his defeat entombed him in the cursed sarcophagus. The mark of the Doomslayer was burned upon his crypt, a warning to all of hell that the terror within must never be freed. There he lies still, and ever more, in silent suffering.

[Stoic⁧⁧Sirius]

Rip and doot

[Henko Hallows]

The UwU Slayer chose the path of perpetual torment.

[Cifer]

Originally posted by Henko:

The UwU Slayer chose the path of perpetual torment.

i never want to see u type again

[Stoic⁧⁧Sirius]

Hello!

[The Master Chief Productions]

Originally posted by StoicSirius:

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[Stoic⁧⁧Sirius]

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[earthprime163]

Doing this transcript was one of my top 10 life accomplishments.

[freddie mercury]

Originally posted by Henko - ヘンコ:

The UwU Slayer chose the path of perpetual torment.

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[Igris]

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Originally posted by StoicSirius:

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[Carnage]

Originally posted by Lawbringer:

Originally posted by Henko:

The UwU Slayer chose the path of perpetual torment.

i never want to see u type again

For you sweet prince.

Owo in teh fiwst age~ owo in teh fiwst battwe~ when teh shadows fiwst wengthenyed~ one stood~ buwned by teh embews of uwu awmageddon~ his souw bwistewed by teh fiwes of uwu hecc and tainted beyond ascension. He chose teh path of uwu pewpetuaw towment. Owo in his wavenyous hatwed he found nyo peace~ and wif boiwing bwood he scouwed teh umbwaw pwans seeking vengeance against teh dawk wowds who had uwu wonged him. He wowe teh cwown of uwu teh knyight sentinyews~ and dose who tasted teh nom of uwu his swowd nyame him teh doomswayew.

tempewed by teh fiwes of uwu hecc~ his iwon wiww wemained steadfast thwough teh passage that pweys upon teh week~ fur he awone was teh hecc wawkew~ teh unchained pwedatow who sought wetwibution owo in aww quawtews~ dawk and wight~ fiwe and ice~ owo in he beginnying and teh end. And he hunted teh swaves of uwu doom wif bawbawous cwuewty~ fur he passed thwough teh divide as owo nyone but demon had uwu befowe.

and owo in his conquest against teh bwackened souws of uwu teh doom~ his pwowess was shown. Owo in his cwusade teh sewaphim bestowed upon him tewwibwe powew and speed and wif his might he cwushed teh obsidian piwwaws of uwu teh bwood tempwes. He set fouwth without pity upon teh beasts of uwu teh knyight ciwcwes. Unbweakabwe~ incowwuptibwe~ unyiewding~ teh doomswayew sought uwu to end teh dominyion of uwu teh dawk weawm.

teh age of uwu his weckonying was uncounted~ teh scwibes cawved his nyame deep into he tavewns of uwu hecc acwoss eons~ wif each battwe etched tewwow owo in teh heawts of uwu demons. Dey knyew he wouwd come~ as owo he awways had uwu~ as owo he awways wiww~ uwu to feast on teh bwood of uwu teh wicked~ fur he awone couwd dwaw stwength fwom his fawwen foes~ and evew his powew gwew swift and unwewenting.

nyone couwd stand befowe teh hoawd but teh doomswayew. Despaiw spwead befowe him wike a pwague~ stwiking feaw into teh shadow dwewwews~ dwiving dem uwu to deepew and dawkew pits. But fwom teh depth of uwu teh abyss wose teh gweat onye~ a champion~ mightiew den aww that had uwu come befowe~ teh titan of uwu immeasuwabwe powew and fewocity. He stwode upon teh pwain and faced teh doomswayew~ and a mighty battwe was fought on teh desowate pwains. Teh titan fought wif teh fuwy of uwu teh countwess that had uwu fawwen at teh doomswayew’s hands~ but dewe feww teh titan~ and owo in his defeat teh shadow hoawd was wouted.

and owo in his tewwibwe wancow between wowwds and thwough time came teh wetch who shaww nyot be nyamed~ but owo in his hewesy was woyaw uwu to his eviw cause. Teh wetch adowed teh doomswayew owo in a mighty awmow~ wought owo in teh fowtwess of uwu hecc~ impenyetwabwe and unyiewding~ wif swowd and shiewd of uwu adamantine stwength~ teh doomswayew sent uwu to banyish aww that wewe weft unbwoken by his savagewy uwu to teh void.

yet as owo teh mighty titan feww and dwead enguwfed teh awmies of uwu doom~ teh demon pwiests of uwu teh bwood tempwes waid a twap uwu to captuwe teh scouwge of uwu hecc~ insatiabwe~ even by teh vanquishing of uwu teh gweat onye~ teh hecc wawkew sought uwu to pwey owo in teh tombs of uwu teh bwood keep~ and bwinded by his fewvow~ teh wuwe dwew him owo in. Teh pwiests bwought down teh tempwe of uwu teh doomswayew and owo in his defeat entombed him owo in teh cuwsed sawcophagus. Teh mawk of uwu teh doomswayew was buwned upon his cwypt~ a wawnying uwu to aww of uwu hecc that teh tewwow within must nyevew be fweed. Dewe he wies stiww~ and evew mowe~ owo in siwent suffewing.

[pewp]

rip and boop
the demon snoot

[Stoic⁧⁧Sirius]

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[Destroyer]

10/10 topic

[VulpineMachine]

Originally posted by Carnage:

Originally posted by Lawbringer:

i never want to see u type again

For you sweet prince.

Owo in teh fiwst age~ owo in teh fiwst battwe~ when teh shadows fiwst wengthenyed~ one stood~ buwned by teh embews of uwu awmageddon~ his souw bwistewed by teh fiwes of uwu hecc and tainted beyond ascension. He chose teh path of uwu pewpetuaw towment. Owo in his wavenyous hatwed he found nyo peace~ and wif boiwing bwood he scouwed teh umbwaw pwans seeking vengeance against teh dawk wowds who had uwu wonged him. He wowe teh cwown of uwu teh knyight sentinyews~ and dose who tasted teh nom of uwu his swowd nyame him teh doomswayew.

tempewed by teh fiwes of uwu hecc~ his iwon wiww wemained steadfast thwough teh passage that pweys upon teh week~ fur he awone was teh hecc wawkew~ teh unchained pwedatow who sought wetwibution owo in aww quawtews~ dawk and wight~ fiwe and ice~ owo in he beginnying and teh end. And he hunted teh swaves of uwu doom wif bawbawous cwuewty~ fur he passed thwough teh divide as owo nyone but demon had uwu befowe.

and owo in his conquest against teh bwackened souws of uwu teh doom~ his pwowess was shown. Owo in his cwusade teh sewaphim bestowed upon him tewwibwe powew and speed and wif his might he cwushed teh obsidian piwwaws of uwu teh bwood tempwes. He set fouwth without pity upon teh beasts of uwu teh knyight ciwcwes. Unbweakabwe~ incowwuptibwe~ unyiewding~ teh doomswayew sought uwu to end teh dominyion of uwu teh dawk weawm.

teh age of uwu his weckonying was uncounted~ teh scwibes cawved his nyame deep into he tavewns of uwu hecc acwoss eons~ wif each battwe etched tewwow owo in teh heawts of uwu demons. Dey knyew he wouwd come~ as owo he awways had uwu~ as owo he awways wiww~ uwu to feast on teh bwood of uwu teh wicked~ fur he awone couwd dwaw stwength fwom his fawwen foes~ and evew his powew gwew swift and unwewenting.

nyone couwd stand befowe teh hoawd but teh doomswayew. Despaiw spwead befowe him wike a pwague~ stwiking feaw into teh shadow dwewwews~ dwiving dem uwu to deepew and dawkew pits. But fwom teh depth of uwu teh abyss wose teh gweat onye~ a champion~ mightiew den aww that had uwu come befowe~ teh titan of uwu immeasuwabwe powew and fewocity. He stwode upon teh pwain and faced teh doomswayew~ and a mighty battwe was fought on teh desowate pwains. Teh titan fought wif teh fuwy of uwu teh countwess that had uwu fawwen at teh doomswayew’s hands~ but dewe feww teh titan~ and owo in his defeat teh shadow hoawd was wouted.

and owo in his tewwibwe wancow between wowwds and thwough time came teh wetch who shaww nyot be nyamed~ but owo in his hewesy was woyaw uwu to his eviw cause. Teh wetch adowed teh doomswayew owo in a mighty awmow~ wought owo in teh fowtwess of uwu hecc~ impenyetwabwe and unyiewding~ wif swowd and shiewd of uwu adamantine stwength~ teh doomswayew sent uwu to banyish aww that wewe weft unbwoken by his savagewy uwu to teh void.

yet as owo teh mighty titan feww and dwead enguwfed teh awmies of uwu doom~ teh demon pwiests of uwu teh bwood tempwes waid a twap uwu to captuwe teh scouwge of uwu hecc~ insatiabwe~ even by teh vanquishing of uwu teh gweat onye~ teh hecc wawkew sought uwu to pwey owo in teh tombs of uwu teh bwood keep~ and bwinded by his fewvow~ teh wuwe dwew him owo in. Teh pwiests bwought down teh tempwe of uwu teh doomswayew and owo in his defeat entombed him owo in teh cuwsed sawcophagus. Teh mawk of uwu teh doomswayew was buwned upon his cwypt~ a wawnying uwu to aww of uwu hecc that teh tewwow within must nyevew be fweed. Dewe he wies stiww~ and evew mowe~ owo in siwent suffewing.

This is truly one of the posts of all time.

[Stoic⁧⁧Sirius]

I agree