Playing with the devil not killing the two bandits

[Sunrise, Parabellum]

So I killed these idiots because they attacked three random women talking about "entertainment". But the priest didn't like these three women not getting raped to death, so I thought, maybe I'll just knock them out with my fists. I mean, they went down with one swing and they're random wood cutters, how hard could it be.

Little did I know, they're both godamn ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Syrio Florel reborn with a knight swinging his fists at them. They dodge nearly every single ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ punch.

I don't even really care about tips at this point, just wanted to say ♥♥♥♥ these two ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that learned to dodge and weave like godamn ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Muhammad Ali in his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ prime while cutting wood and sleeping in their own feces

♥♥♥♥ it

[Pilda]

I am afraid there is not a good way to solve this quest. Anything you do, it is always bad.

[excelatrate]

Originally posted by Pilda:

I am afraid there is not a good way to solve this quest. Anything you do, it is always bad.

And that's okay. The whole theme of the game is "♥♥♥♥ you, you're a human being" and that quest was a nice refresher that even Knightly Henry isn't perfect, he doesn't have all the answers.

To OP, you have to kill either the bandits or the women, period. The game does not continue until you do so.

[Cypher]

Yeah, I did it twice once killing them, another knocking them out and legging it... either way, you lose

[Faptor]

Originally posted by things have gone a bit awry:

Little did I know, they're both godamn ♥♥♥♥ing Syrio Florel reborn with a knight swinging his fists at them. They dodge nearly every single ♥♥♥♥ing punch.

I don't even really care about tips at this point, just wanted to say ♥♥♥♥ these two ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥s that learned to dodge and weave like godamn ♥♥♥♥ing Muhammad Ali in his ♥♥♥♥ing prime while cutting wood and sleeping in their own feces

♥♥♥♥ it

That got me laughing really hard. Its weird, every now and then Ill go around obliterating bandits and cumens and then out of nowhere youll come accross the second coming of achillies.