Kingdom Come: Deliverance

Kingdom Come: Deliverance

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Dayve Aug 1, 2018 @ 4:55pm
(Spoilers) I had accidental nocturnal relations with...
Lady Stephanie. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ developers, why did I not have a chance to refuse her advances? Lord Divish let me into his castle when I was being hunted by Cumans, patched me up and let me eat and sleep there, gives me work and pays me well, and I repay him by banging his hot young wife?

I mean, I get it, her marriage to him was arranged, he got locked up in a dungeon for the first 7-years of her marriage, and he's old and spends all day and night at politics. But that isn't my problem.

What were the penalties for a blacksmith's son cuckolding a lord in the early 15th century? Henry could be hung, drawn and quartered for this. I only wanted to try on the shirt she gave me, then I'm banging her without even being given a chance to refuse.

And what about Theresa? I already spent 800+ groschens buying her jewellery and dresses and taking her out on dates and whatnot. I'm a one woman kind of dude. This is not good. I should've had a choice in the matter of banging lady Stephanie!
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Gerdruids Aug 1, 2018 @ 5:27pm 
you did.
don't undress in front of a married lady..
Dayve Aug 1, 2018 @ 5:39pm 
Originally posted by Gerdruids:
you did.
don't undress in front of a married lady..

Listen, she told me she would turn her back. I figured she was just fond of Henry, like he was her son or something because she's twice as old as he is, and that she just wanted to see him wearing her father's shirt.

And by the way, that quest she sent me on was a pain in the ass. I had to spend 2 days in Sassau to get the crown, I had to sing to a horse to get it to ride to Talmberg, and do an archery contest to get the wine. And all she gave me was a shirt worth 85 groschen.

Her husband gave me over 1000 for a quest that only took 2 days. Hers took 3 and I got a shirt.

Outrageous. I'm not going back to Talmberg anymore. She took advantage of me.
Linton Eagleye Aug 1, 2018 @ 6:07pm 
Just wait. It gets ummm..... better
Dayve Aug 1, 2018 @ 6:29pm 
Originally posted by rbaker251:
Just wait. It gets ummm..... better

She turns out to be my aunt/sister? I already suspect Henry is actually the son of a nobleman and his parents who die at the beginning are not his real parents. His father wouldn't talk about why he left Prague, and Lord Radzig is going far out of his way to look after Henry when he has no real reason to.

Radzig or the last Holy Roman Emperor is Henry's father. I'm calling it right now.
jswilliams Aug 1, 2018 @ 6:38pm 
Your Henry did NOT have nocturnal relations with Lady Stephanie.

He just smoked his sausage in her, uh, her, yes her sausage smoker.
theo (Banned) Aug 2, 2018 @ 12:37am 
Originally posted by Dayve:
Listen, she told me she would turn her back.
Lol wasn't that obvious? You've been getting hints to that since you've arrived to Talmberg. It seems you lack some love skills. And who's not into milfs, come on
And hey, she doesn't look twice as old. 10-12 years at max
Last edited by theo; Aug 2, 2018 @ 12:45am
Dayve Aug 2, 2018 @ 3:58am 
Originally posted by Sasau Cat:
Originally posted by Dayve:
Listen, she told me she would turn her back.
Lol wasn't that obvious? You've been getting hints to that since you've arrived to Talmberg. It seems you lack some love skills. And who's not into milfs, come on
And hey, she doesn't look twice as old. 10-12 years at max

I know I've been getting hints, I still thought Henry would have a choice in the matter instead if it being forced in a cut scene.

I had this problem with the priest quest in Uzhitz. Agreed to party with the crazy priest (who I like very much btw) and ended up being mounted by a dirty tavern wench. Only god knows what STD's Henry has now.
theo (Banned) Aug 2, 2018 @ 5:44am 
I guess this is why 'virgin' is an achievement haha. Dunno, I think it's funny how non-obvious, seemingly harmless decisions end up with crazy ♥♥♥♥
jswilliams Aug 2, 2018 @ 1:00pm 
Originally posted by Sasau Cat:
I guess this is why 'virgin' is an achievement haha. Dunno, I think it's funny how non-obvious, seemingly harmless decisions end up with crazy ♥♥♥♥

Father Godwin: "Let's have some drinks!"

Henry: a) Go down the rabbit hole. b) safe, but boring.
Craig [K.A.O.S.] Aug 3, 2018 @ 1:58am 
You can make a different choice on your second playthrough.
lz_zl Aug 3, 2018 @ 3:34am 
Nice topic dude, funny stuff

In my story, i decided not to court lady stephanie when i started a relationship with Theresa as i saw it un-ethical (even with the mentality of those times). Just as in life now, we have the choice for many things, just because its within reach, doesn't mean you have to do it. I still became Bailif after that.

There is one other part where after getting drunk with the priest, two concubines come, there's nothing i can do about that because the story won't continue without it, i just imagine that one of them passed out next to me while i was also passed out on the ground till morning, thankfully because the scene doesn't show it directly so there is space to interpret it differently.

Daniel Vávra the lead on this game talked about how it was in those times and wanted to show that. But in any case, a choice would have been better... i let it go as i descibed and made the choices where i could according to my immersion in-game.

I'm not expecting tweaks but we could be surprised. Looking forward to Theresa's DLC, who knows... might pay off
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Date Posted: Aug 1, 2018 @ 4:55pm
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