I want to marry Han Capon

[Porcoline]

He's my tooty-crush in this game. I want to woo him. As Henry, or as a female character.

Anyone else thought he's a heartthrob?

[HealthyGamer255]

Henry is a straight man. This isnt mass effect and this isnt some SJW game! Go play those games. Thank you have good day.

[Porcoline]

I don't mind playing a female character, once the DLC is out. I'd like Han Capon to be a woo-able character.

[Teralitha]

You want to hook up with a lazy drunkard and sexual deviant who toys with married women? You are not right in the head.

[Dark Lord Orobus]

I love Capon as well, but not in THAT way!
Besides it's the middle ages they don't look too kindly upon that sort of thing OP you should be careful. You'll be packed off to a monastery before you can say aynal herpes!

[Dark Lord Orobus]

Originally posted by Teralitha:

You want to hook up with a lazy drunkard and sexual deviant who toys with married women? You are not right in the head.

You are joking not genuinely peeved right?

[Teralitha]

Originally posted by Wolf8312:

Originally posted by Teralitha:

You want to hook up with a lazy drunkard and sexual deviant who toys with married women? You are not right in the head.

You are joking not genuinely peeved right?

Are you actually worried that a random person on the internet is mad that you like a video game character in a sexual way?

[YOGI]

Originally posted by HealthyGamer255:

Henry is a straight man. This isnt mass effect and this isnt some SJW game! Go play those games. Thank you have good day.

Hear hear!

[iHaveBeenAround]

Originally posted by HealthyGamer255:

Henry is a straight man. This isnt mass effect and this isnt some SJW game! Go play those games. Thank you have good day.

You are a weak souce, sir.

[Dark Lord Orobus]

Originally posted by Teralitha:

Originally posted by Wolf8312:

You are joking not genuinely peeved right?

Are you actually worried that a random person on the internet is mad that you like a video game character in a sexual way?

I’m not the OP! I just thought you must be joking, as I couldn’t imagine why anyone would feel, or express moral indignation about the behavior of a fictional character. Your post never even mentioned sexuality. I can assume then that you sir are a troll!

['Strict]

At least you'll love the DLC then =p

[zajuts149]

I want to see Wulfram Pruda's famed pretty daughter. As for Hans Capon, he's not my cup of tea, but he's definitely one of my favourite characters. Love how he develops during the game.

[Arschmann]

I think Captain Bernard would make a great character to woo as a female. Rain or shine he is willing to train/beat up new recruits, therefore I think he deserves a little love in his life.

[Porcoline]

There are plenty of dudes out there indulging themselves with animated boobigus gigantus(es). What's the harm in a gay man finding a fictional character attractive and fanciful? He talks, has a story to tell, and good looks, fictional or not. I am well capable of separating fiction from reality, as one do. Thank you very much.

[[FAC]Gibbleguts]

ok

[Dark Lord Orobus]

Originally posted by Porcoline:

There are plenty of dudes out there indulging themselves with animated boobigus gigantus(es). What's the harm in a gay man finding a fictional character attractive and fanciful? He talks, has a story to tell, and good looks, fictional or not. I am well capable of separating fiction from reality, as one do. Thank you very much.

To be honest when I am in a game I don't even try to date the female characters. And even when watching movies I rarely feel interested in what mostly always seem like obligatory romanctic or sexual scenes.

But that said I dont give a flying f*ck if a gay man wants the option to date another man in a computer game. It's not as if I would be forced to choose to play Henry as gay is it!

Everybody knows that it is always those who publically rant, and rave about hating homosexuals who are usually queer themselves.