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KERNBOOM FORDOLF Feb 21, 2018 @ 5:39am

Why peeing and pooping should be in this game.

The dirtyness affiliated with it, the hygiene issues, the walk to the toilet, the ability to deficate on someones lawn, or♥♥♥♥♥♥on someones door, would greatly enhance the experience, and I'm not even kidding. You dont have to show a♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ you can just physics some liquid. Plopping out some poop shouldnt be hard either. Cause and effects are doable and fit within the system. The first to mod this♥♥♥♥♥♥in is going to be famous.

EDIT: Guys im not wishing for something like ' I want to be able to pluck my eyebrows wtf this game has no realism ' - but I'd love to be able to play Naughty Henry and poop on the doorstep of my adversary. Piss all over the corpse of my enemies. Hurl my poop at the priest. Drop it in someone's pot. It would be hilarious.

Last edited by KERNBOOM FORDOLF; Feb 21, 2018 @ 5:53am

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Mordovorot has Kingdom Come: Deliverance

Feb 21, 2018 @ 5:44am

And that would add realism to the game as well! Also there should be farting and burping.

Last edited by Mordovorot; Feb 21, 2018 @ 5:45am

PonyDarko Feb 21, 2018 @ 5:46am

Yeah...they could also add that you have to brush your teeth or have to wait with standing up until your morning boner has gone...

Last edited by PonyDarko; Feb 21, 2018 @ 5:47am

AVGAMER Feb 21, 2018 @ 5:47am

Oh grow up, this would be a pointless waste of dev time in a game where the devlopers have already over prioritised sim elements over gameplay.

KERNBOOM FORDOLF Feb 21, 2018 @ 5:53am

Guys im not wishing for something like ' I want to be able to pluck my eyebrows wtf this game has no realism ' - but I'd love to be able to play Naughty Henry and poop on the doorstep of my adversary. Piss all over the corpse of my enemies. Hurl my poop at the priest. Drop it in someone's pot. It would be hilarious.

AVGAMER Feb 21, 2018 @ 5:57am

This is really sad.

rafabotossi has Kingdom Come: Deliverance

Feb 21, 2018 @ 5:58am

This. I hope ppl can do a mod for that. That's whats missing. This game is incredible. I want to poop.

PonyDarko Feb 21, 2018 @ 5:59am

Originally posted by AVGAMER:
This is really sad.

A very special kind of sad.

Digital Aura has Kingdom Come: Deliverance

Feb 21, 2018 @ 6:00am

I happened to see an outhouse, and it even let me "sit". But I what I really wanted was the satisfaction of a hearing a good dump.

Mordovorot has Kingdom Come: Deliverance

Feb 21, 2018 @ 6:00am

And since some abdomen parasites as well as louses were very wide-spread in medieval times there shoud have been some means to get them and get rid of them.

Last edited by Mordovorot; Feb 21, 2018 @ 6:01am

rafabotossi has Kingdom Come: Deliverance

Feb 21, 2018 @ 6:00am

When Henry is drunk he farts. Almost there.

#10

SπdR

Feb 21, 2018 @ 6:03am

Why breaking a leg and staying in bed for weeks should be in this game.
Why getting your arm chopped off and ending your career as a knight ends right away should be in this game.
Why bows should have random sways in every direction should be in this game.
I can list much more.

#11

restarter

Feb 21, 2018 @ 6:15am

because adding mundane activities for the sake of "realism" would be a flop. sure its novel the first few times but it quickly becomes something that would be a waste of memory, script, time etc... its the same reason they dont show very mundane activites in movies like a full 8 hours of sleeping, an entire 5 minutes of brushing ones teeth or even walking the full distance from porch to car, pulling out keys, unlo0cking the door, putting on seatbelt adjusting mirrors , etc...

there is just no need for it. it is assumed the player or audience takes into account the things that we already do everyday as routine.

#12