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I'll tell you a story:
Once man came back home, he was looking so down, his face was grimmier than face of The Death itself. Wife and his children was staring at him in horror for minutes... and then his son quietly said:
- "O Father, what a terrible disaster fallen before you?".
Father was quiet...
Then his wife asked carefuly:
- "O husband, have you loss even more than we have in property in an illegal casino and now our lives depends only on God's mercy?"
Father raised his eyes a bit and they met in terrible stare, his eyes said much but then to ensure this his shaking lips moved to spell the most terrible things the human being could even hear, truly those words were a curse:
~ "O my child, o my lovely wife! Mark my words well! I've failed you all! Not your ancestors have seen this disaster! My Love, It would be not that bad if i lose our lives in an illegal casino! From now and for end of our lives we are doomed! Cursed!"
*His wife and children were staring at him in silence, in a true horror...*
~ "Forgive me! Forgive me! Forgive me my love-e-e-e-e! I've been beaten with Broken Straight Sword in a japanese computer game - Dark Souls III!!!11!11!!!1!!11"
- "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!1!!111!!!!!1!!!1!!" - Only that terrible scream ran in the quiet steets by dramatic echo....
After that nobody never seen this man... only sometimes people of this town hear whisper-like echoes from nowhere, cold and full of bitter voice" "Thank you Dark Souls"