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Tacticowl May 30, 2016 @ 2:25pm
Waifu Souls
You know what to do: Have a discussion about your favorite ladies :^)
Last edited by Tacticowl; May 30, 2016 @ 2:26pm
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Doppleman May 30, 2016 @ 2:58pm 
Getting raped by Dancer of the Boreal Valley. Actually happening right now.
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Shiny Bidoof May 30, 2016 @ 2:58pm 
Originally posted by Spadehound:
Originally posted by Shiny Bidoof:
I really was hoping someone would say the fire keeper because
>touch the darkness inside of me and take nourishment
Well Yuria ain't any different
As soon as she went all like "And I of course, am also thine" I was like "hell yeah you are :Owl:"
she apparently has two sisters
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Horned Despot May 30, 2016 @ 2:59pm 
Originally posted by Shiny Bidoof:
I really was hoping someone would say the fire keeper because
>touch the darkness inside of me and take nourishment
she is pretty much the top, it would be cruel to discuss her first
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Corus May 30, 2016 @ 2:59pm 
Originally posted by Shiny Bidoof:
I really was hoping someone would say the fire keeper because
>touch the darkness inside of me and take nourishment
What about Iudex Gundyr? Extracting a coiled sword from him was clearly sexual.
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Shiny Bidoof May 30, 2016 @ 3:01pm 
Originally posted by Corus:
Originally posted by Shiny Bidoof:
I really was hoping someone would say the fire keeper because
>touch the darkness inside of me and take nourishment
What about Iudex Gundyr? Extracting a coiled sword from him was clearly sexual.
i think most people are turned off by a serpent formed out of the essence of humanity's darkness erupting from the back of ones neck and assuming control of their body
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Corus May 30, 2016 @ 3:02pm 
Originally posted by Shiny Bidoof:
Originally posted by Corus:
What about Iudex Gundyr? Extracting a coiled sword from him was clearly sexual.
i think most people are turned off by a serpent formed out of the essence of humanity's darkness erupting from the back of ones neck and assuming control of their body
Hey, that's my fetish!
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Vahvi May 30, 2016 @ 3:04pm 
Originally posted by Shiny Bidoof:
Originally posted by Corus:
What about Iudex Gundyr? Extracting a coiled sword from him was clearly sexual.
i think most people are turned off by a serpent formed out of the essence of humanity's darkness erupting from the back of ones neck and assuming control of their body

Handjob serpent, nothing wrong with that.
Last edited by Vahvi; May 30, 2016 @ 3:04pm
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Tacticowl May 30, 2016 @ 3:04pm 
Originally posted by Shiny Bidoof:
Originally posted by Spadehound:
Well Yuria ain't any different
As soon as she went all like "And I of course, am also thine" I was like "hell yeah you are :Owl:"
she apparently has two sisters
oh baby, I'll unsheathe my sword for them any day
#53
Stupid Gay Panda May 30, 2016 @ 3:40pm 
Not gonna lie I'm going pretty gay for Greirat
#54
Vahvi May 30, 2016 @ 3:42pm 
Originally posted by Stupid Gay Panda:
Not gonna lie I'm going pretty gay for Greirat

@Stupid Gay Panda, is this in anyway related to you being a Stupid Gay Panda.
#55
76561198292434382 May 30, 2016 @ 3:44pm 
R O S A R I A
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Walrus-Sama May 30, 2016 @ 3:45pm 
Originally posted by Miyumi(Alt):
Mmmm Gwynevere. . . because her breasts put mine to shame but also gives me something to look up to. . . or into. . . -rubs her eyes- . . . i spent too much time comparing.

Gwynevere's Breasts are literally the size of a small car, you got a lot to look up to. They probably weigh 1-2 tons each. Hell, you could probably sever her breast and tie it to a stick to make a Greathammer, which would put Smough's Hammer to shame.

I really need to stop thinking like this.
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Walrus-Sama May 30, 2016 @ 3:47pm 
Oh, and my DS3 Waifu is: http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=680820330
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Ashe May 30, 2016 @ 3:47pm 
Originally posted by Corus:
Originally posted by Shiny Bidoof:
I really was hoping someone would say the fire keeper because
>touch the darkness inside of me and take nourishment
What about Iudex Gundyr? Extracting a coiled sword from him was clearly sexual.

Hello, Freud? I think we've got a lead.

To the topic. While a walking rasher of bacon, Anri was an angel to fight beside; really sad to let her down in the Londor quest line.

But Sirris is the girl in this game. No finer knight I'd have in my service (Aside from Felicia the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Brave).

If you choose the firekeeper then you've been baited. Since Bloodborne any of those hub waifus are just waifubait.

And finally. Don't sexualise the pump a rum.
#59
Patrick Asher May 30, 2016 @ 3:50pm 
Andre is Dark Souls' best waifu. He even makes sure to come back from DS1 for you. Not to mention that awesome chest.
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