Dark souls jokes

[Legostyle03]

Post your best dark souls (and bloodborne if you want) jokes/puns here.

Why do the darkmoons never pay for their dinner?
Because the guilty pay the price!

[Kaleus010]

Why can't a pvper do the konami code?

r1 r1 r1 r1 r1....

[Obj5]

wanna hear a joke? Poise working as intended

[MortalitasBorealis]

You guys wanna hear a joke?

Auto-summons matchmaking.

[nxmt]

Difference between a salt shaker and PvP'er?

The shaker eventually runs out of salt.

[Poxxoloxxo]

How many dead blacksmith-brothers does Andre have?

3000.

[Dr Pump-a-rum]

So I joined the Blade of the Darkmoons recently, but their recruiter seemed like a real stick-in-the-mud. Eventually I couldn't help it anymore and I aske her, 'Why so Sirris?'


Sorry

[Legostyle03]

Originally posted by Poxxoloxxo:

How many dead blacksmith-brothers does Andre have?

3000.

I dont get it

[Barracoya]

Originally posted by The Bloodied Hunter:

Originally posted by Poxxoloxxo:

How many dead blacksmith-brothers does Andre have?

3000.

I dont get it

Andre 3000. An artist.

[Titan Exodos]

women's basketball.

[Corus]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtJHEqV0ilE&ab_channel=OnlyAfro

[Legostyle03]

Originally posted by Corus:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtJHEqV0ilE&ab_channel=OnlyAfro

Cringe

[Call Sign: Raven]

What's Havel's favorite kind of music?
Rock.

Why was the hollow sad?
Because his ghoul-friend broke up with him.

Why couldn't the Ashen One buy a sword?
Because they were out of Estoc.

What do hollow strippers get for jobs?
Washing Pole Dancer

I hope these made you cringe as much as I did.

[Legostyle03]

Originally posted by Mr Saturn:

What's Havel's favorite kind of music?
Rock.

Why was the hollow sad?
Because his ghoul-friend broke up with him.

Why couldn't the Ashen One buy a sword?
Because they were out of Estoc.

What do hollow strippers get for jobs?
Washing Pole Dancer

I hope these made you cringe as much as I did.

The cringe is strong in this one

[Burusagi]

"Poise"

[Corus]

I found a beautiful video of Straid romancing Gilligan I think, but I can't find it!