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The Fountaineer 🖋 Sep 3, 2016 @ 9:34am
Funniest message meta?
Which Souls title, including Bloodborne, had the funniest message meta? I don't know the ones for demons or dks1, but 2 had the "tongue but hole messages" for sure (although it's dead now).

Bloodborne's "no mercy for wheel chairs" is always funny to me. 3 has a lot of "praise the praise the sun!!" messages too.
Last edited by The Fountaineer 🖋; Sep 3, 2016 @ 9:35am
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MAGNUS WAKER Sep 3, 2016 @ 9:35am 
"you, you bástard"
"If only I had a hollow...But hole!"
"you bástard" next to the Lothric Castle ornaments and coffins holding the remains of hollows (who you steal their souls from).
"Praise the chest!" next to Gywnevere.
"Try jumping" - next to insta-death cliffs.
"Treasure ahead" next to Mimics.
Last edited by MAGNUS WAKER; Sep 4, 2016 @ 4:08am
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The Fountaineer 🖋 Sep 3, 2016 @ 9:38am 
Originally posted by mAGNUSwAKER:
"you, you bástard"

Another good one, Three has some hilarious jokes this time around.
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The Fountaineer 🖋 Sep 3, 2016 @ 9:45am 
"Fatty?" in the elevator where Smough is supposed to be.
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Vinyltavia Sep 3, 2016 @ 9:51am 
Praise the Trap! In front of the Aldrich fight.
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The Fountaineer 🖋 Sep 3, 2016 @ 9:52am 
Originally posted by Vinyltavia:
Praise the Trap! In front of the Aldrich fight.

I saw one of those in front of the twin princes. Too far.
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Vinyltavia Sep 3, 2016 @ 9:56am 
Originally posted by William See:
Originally posted by Vinyltavia:
Praise the Trap! In front of the Aldrich fight.

I saw one of those in front of the twin princes. Too far.
Also right outside of Pontiff. No Skill Ahead therefore Try Beating to a pulp.
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Mijji Sep 3, 2016 @ 10:03am 
DS2 had the great skeleton adventures. I saw a little bit of it in 3 as well but not as much.

Don't give up, skeleton!
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The Fountaineer 🖋 Sep 3, 2016 @ 10:04am 
Originally posted by Mijji:
DS2 had the great skeleton adventures. I saw a little bit of it in 3 as well but not as much.

Don't give up, skeleton!

Don't you dare, skeleton!
Just keep moving, skeleton...
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Mijji Sep 3, 2016 @ 10:22am 
Anyone who played Demon's will always remember "I'm in trouble, please recommend this message!" Those things were everywhere. And I always thought it was a weird one, cause whatever trouble you were in had probably passed by the time anyone even saw your message.

But, then again, I guess you're always in some sort of trouble in Demon's.
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(HUN) player 036 Sep 3, 2016 @ 10:39am 
My absolute favorite is the "Amazing chest ahead" from DS 1 before the princess. :D :bloodstain2:
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Jamchow Sep 3, 2016 @ 10:41am 
Dark Souls 1
  • Amazing chest ahead before door to Gwynevere and in front of Gwynevere.
  • Amazing chest ahead outside Quelaag boss fog.
  • The battle is timed. The winner dons a great crown in Undead Burg and Oolacile Township.
  • Knight ahead outside Artorias boss fog.
  • Amazing trap ahead outside Gwyndolin boss fog.
Dark Souls 2
  • Listen carefully, skeleton behind the skeleton listening to the wall in Harvest Valley.
  • Moneybags behind the chair the blacksmith sits on in Majula.
  • Bloody expensive in various locations.
  • Man and woman ahead behind one of the rocking carriages in Aldia's Keep.
  • Try thrust behind one of the rocking carriages in Aldia's Keep.
Dark Souls 3
  • No chest ahead in front of Gwynevere's couch.
  • Bonfire ahead then bonfire behind Dragonslayer Armor bonfire.
  • Visions of mount behind Firekeeper.
  • Fatty ahead before Vordt.
  • Seems familiar in Anor Londo.
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Jamchow Sep 3, 2016 @ 10:43am 
Originally posted by William See:
"Fatty?" in the elevator where Smough is supposed to be.
I never even considered that those elevators were designed for the Executioner and Dragonslayer.
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The Fountaineer 🖋 Sep 3, 2016 @ 10:52am 
Originally posted by Mijji:
Anyone who played Demon's will always remember "I'm in trouble, please recommend this message!" Those things were everywhere. And I always thought it was a weird one, cause whatever trouble you were in had probably passed by the time anyone even saw your message.

But, then again, I guess you're always in some sort of trouble in Demon's.
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The Fountaineer 🖋 Sep 3, 2016 @ 10:56am 
Originally posted by Radiator:
Originally posted by William See:
"Fatty?" in the elevator where Smough is supposed to be.
I never even considered that those elevators were designed for the Executioner and Dragonslayer.

Yeah, it's hilarious, one is huge and the other is skinny. They don't even use it though when they come to fight you.
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Washing Machine Sep 3, 2016 @ 11:03am 
"Woman, Here?!" made me crack up something fierce when I got to Drangleic Castle the first time.

But the skeleton adventures were the best. Poor bonesy just kept popping up all over the world.
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